حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Yog-Spergoth]

Man, what a truly awful excuse for a person. This fggt is sickeningly upbeat, seems to have a downright nasty sort of pleasantness to him, and to top it all off he's fucking mature enough to have earned himself a position of power with responsibilities in a community that respects and trusts him.

Now I completely understand why Connor can't stand this weirdo.

And he didn't bitch about women, even once!

Is there no end to his depravity?

 

[Hat]

Let's not forget this jerk's disrespectful proselytism in DeviantArt!

Spoiler

Intolerant fuck.

 

[TheProdigalStunna]

Leave it to Connor to make a random Godzilla sperg seem not only lovable but inspiring by contrast.

 

[Connor Bible]

I dropped by to check if I had any private messages, and I felt an irresistible impulse to start a thread in this section dedicated to improving my life. I've been feeling a lot better recently, and I've taken some of the things said my Lolcow thread to heart. At the moment, my life is full of opportunity. I've already finished all of my online math assignments for this week, so I've got plenty of time on my hands. I've also been thoroughly outlining another novel I'm going to write during the summer, with roughly four paragraphs of backstory already on the page. I am going to be working on my resume, but do understand that it will take time before it's completed. I'm going to need some volunteer work and more academic experience under my belt.

 

[Yog-Spergoth]

I dropped by to check if I had any private messages, and I felt an irresistible impulse to start a thread in this section dedicated to improving my life. I've been feeling a lot better recently, and I've taken some of the things said my Lolcow thread to heart. At the moment, my life is full of opportunity. I've already finished all of my online math assignments for this week, so I've got plenty of time on my hands. I've also been thoroughly outlining another novel I'm going to write during the summer, with roughly four paragraphs of backstory already on the page. I am going to be working on my resume, but do understand that it will take time before it's completed. I'm going to need some volunteer work and more academic experience under my belt.

Try not to go overboard with outlining. The story won't necessarily flow like the outline would suggest, and sometimes you'll find the outline is useless anyway. Write the part you want to write, and revise the shit out of it.

 

[TM Ambrose]

*thwacks your nose with a newspaper* You ever going to answer for the racist shit you said? You ever going to answer for the Nazi shit? You ever going to apologize for the people you bitch out at? I'm willing to give advice but i'd prefer you to actually own up to this shit.

 

[CWCissey]

Do, don't say.

 

[Abby]

What type of volunteer work do you have in mind?

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

We'll start believing you when you show some evidence you are actually improving.

 

[Connor Bible]

*thwacks your nose with a newspaper* You ever going to answer for the racist shit you said? You ever going to answer for the Nazi shit? You ever going to apologize for the people you bitch out at?

Let me be honest: I am fucking sorry for what I've said and done in the past, and I'm ashamed of my behavior on here.

 

[Ruin]

Words are pretty but useless, actions are where it counts. That being said if you are sincere this time I wish you luck.

 

[Yog-Spergoth]

Let me be honest: I am fucking sorry for what I've said and done in the past, and I'm ashamed of my behavior on here.

That's fine. Please don't do it again.

 

[TM Ambrose]

Let me be honest: I am fucking sorry for what I've said and done in the past, and I'm ashamed of my behavior on here.

Alright then. I don't believe you because your past actions have shown you typically don't mean what you say but i'm willing to give you a chance. What do you have in mind for volunteer work?

 

[Pine Tar]

Let me be honest: I am fucking sorry for what I've said and done in the past, and I'm ashamed of my behavior on here.

And in 2 days, you'll be angry and edgy again. We all know how this goes.

 

[Sonic Hoo]

I dropped by to check if I had any private messages, and I felt an irresistible impulse to start a thread in this section dedicated to improving my life. I've been feeling a lot better recently, and I've taken some of the things said my Lolcow thread to heart. At the moment, my life is full of opportunity. I've already finished all of my online math assignments for this week, so I've got plenty of time on my hands. I've also been thoroughly outlining another novel I'm going to write during the summer, with roughly four paragraphs of backstory already on the page. I am going to be working on my resume, but do understand that it will take time before it's completed. I'm going to need some volunteer work and more academic experience under my belt.

You have no experience. Why would it take any length of time to make a resume?

 

[KatsuKitty]

Very good Connor. Why don't we start by moving this out of lolcow and into off-topic?

 

[Connor Bible]

What type of volunteer work do you have in mind?

Hopefully, I'll have an internship putting up books at the local library, as well as helping out at a thrift store I frequent.

 

[MrTroll]

What type of volunteer work do you have in mind?

Providing free entertainment for weirdos on the internet.

 

[Linako 2.0]

have you dealt with Death Krotch yet?

 

[Shiala]

I don't know at all if I should believe you or just roll my eyes because it's yet another attempt to sympathy and support. You've played this game before many times, I'm not going to get caught in it again.