What have you been banned for? - Kickin' the Autistic: Internet Edition

[LullerDerbyRollin]

Never been banned from any website specifically, but I've been banned from a VOIP service because a competitive team had a private room and was in the middle of a match. I found out you could send images and it would ignore the password and send it through. When I did it, it blocked their coms because the VOIP's text to speech started reading the image's URL for about thirty seconds while covering their in-game overlay with the image. They apparently wound up losing the match.

The image was this.

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Damn, you're trying to make me love you.

 

[Ctrl+Alt+Rt]

- replied "achtung" in an email to a mod (ban was indefinite pending apology – I never said sorry so I was never unbanned)
- said "retarded"
- asked a mod to unban a guy I was in the middle of talking to so I could keep debating him
- 'liked' a comment I was not supposed to 'like'

Those were my permas.

 

[Stoneheart]

- I called mods Faggots
- I posted Private juice messages i got from a little bird
- I asked if they would cuck to china
- I posted screens anti muslim events in their games
- I named myself remove kebab
- I linked to a Videoclip where a Dev said some naughty things

All perma, all on the board of the same gaming company and all in the last 3 month.
the funny thing is, i still have a main acc there for posting bug reports and workprogress on a mod.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

I was banned on 4chan once for posting a MLP meme on /MLP/ for posting MLP

 

[Fliddaroonie]

I had my account banned from Reddit for saying I would not fuck a troon. originally in one subreddit, for eight years. When I called the mods "mentally stunted, power mad jerkoffs, the like of whom Hitler could only have nocturnal tumescence over being", they banned me from the whole place.

Also Twatter when I got drunk AF and logged in and chimped out on a hate read of mine. Not a celebrity or anything, just a person who I read from time to time because their batshittery knows no bounds

 

[Captain Chromosome]

When I played League in s6, I got temp banned for telling our ADC something like "Stop sucking Soraka's horsecock and focus on your lane, retard."
Got permabanned later for calling an enemy Lucian a "knuckledragging lanenigger."

Glad I'm free of that shitty game.

 

[Pissmaster]

Got banned on GameFAQs when I was still a kid for arguing about a video game like an idiot. Not much of a loss, really.

I also got shadowbanned on an alt account on one YouTube channel I used to watch for gloating about Trump winning.

Well I got caught going through their tech recycling bins, so yeah they're in the store sadly.

At Target I once grabbed an iPod sticking out of their tech bin. Took it home, charged it, figured out the hard drive was dead, swapped it with a CompactFlash card, and it worked fine. Free iPod, fuck yeah dude. (And then I never used it because it was already the future and I had a smartphone)

 

[Strange Rope Hero]

Mike Winger (a christian youtuber) shadow banned me from his livestream, because I asked him if it was ok to be a christian and a diaperfur.

 

[MrJokerRager]

So, a few years ago, the folks running Armored Warfare thought it was a good idea to celebrate Veterans' Day by giving a free, pimped out version of a T-62 (or something older than it, I actually forgot the exact model). Now, there was hardly anything wrong with this: It rapes the lesser APCs and shit, it was free, and it's coded to print more shekels than the regular version. The only problem was that this was an Soviet tank that was used to celebrate an American holiday and this was triggering for the resident autists who were selling the damned thing.

I, being a humble troll, asked what was up with the tard rage on their forums and dropped the mic. I came back to my thread a few days later to see my thread locked, people whining about the Red Scare, and I got a soft warning not to do that again.

But I got an official warning from them for calling artillery "skycancer" and praising that shit.

They gayer than World of Tanks, I should go back play that game once in a while.

 

[Negilum]

- I called mods Faggots
- I posted Private juice messages i got from a little bird
- I asked if they would cuck to china
- I posted screens anti muslim events in their games
- I named myself remove kebab
- I linked to a Videoclip where a Dev said some naughty things

All perma, all on the board of the same gaming company and all in the last 3 month.
the funny thing is, i still have a main acc there for posting bug reports and workprogress on a mod.

let me guess: Paradoxplaza?
I swear to god half the fucking devs could get their own threads here. *snif*

 

[Imperialist #348]

let me guess: Paradoxplaza?
I swear to god half the fucking devs could get their own threads here. *snif*
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wait, truly?

 

[Stoneheart]

let me guess: Paradoxplaza?
I swear to god half the fucking devs could get their own threads here. *snif*

Jake is bae...

but yeah most of the rest are fags

 

[Meat Poultry Veg]

I got banned from /r/asianamerican for agreeing with Trump's proposed immigration restrictions. I wasn't sure if I was banned for just that, or by using the example of ancient (and modern) China in their own immigration restrictions (Great Wall to keep barbarians out, not permitting non-Han to become citizens). And also pointing out that Asians would rather be janitors in America than professionals in their home countries.

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

I've been banned from various Reddit groups for wrongthink and a FB "friend" (RL friend of a friend) blocked me because he couldn't understand sarcasm. Can't think of anything else right now, but I know there's been other online places.

IRL as a kid I was banned from multiple places for being anywhere from a rowdy little shit to downright verbally and sometimes physically abusive. Drugs mellowed me out as a teen though. So did booze. Except when it made me do silly things. Alcohol; the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems!

I was ultrapermabanned on twitter, whole IP range and shit, by the personal request of Genesis P-Orridge.

Storytime?!!

 

[Tard Repository]

I got permanently suspended on Youtube after spamming "ok, groomer" and variations thereof in the livechat of one of Onision's shitty LoL live streams. I think it was (Mod) Tamara that took me out. She was on high patrol that day.

(Tamara fucks dogs, pass it on.)

 

[Semper Fidelis]

My uncle Steve got banned from Winn-Dixie cuz he was screaming at the vegetables.
He was arguing with them about the war.
He never fought in a war.
Turns out he was high on PCP.

I got banned from Facebook in 2012 for letting someone know that their newborn baby was gonna die one day.

 

[JektheDumbass]

I got banned from FB for calling a stay-at-home mom a parasite who should get a damn job.

Been banned from 4chan's /tg/ forum for reporting child porn on several occasions.

Was asked to leave a forum because I told everyone that the admin was married. I didn't know what a paypig was at that time, I costed her money from what I heard later.

Got a ban from The Escapist for making fun of incels, they don't appreciate spicy memes.

 

[Stab You in the Back]

I got banned for:
-calling Heather Heyer stupid for dying over a plaque
-saying that people who watch dubbed anime "can't multitask"
-making fun of a moderator's real life profession
-making fun of Jenny Nicholson on Kiwifarms
-telling a comic book writer he should have died instead of his AIDS-ridden brother
-claiming that I voted for Trump to spite a minor youtube celebrity
-telling another youtuber that he looked like Dylan Roof

 

[A Welsh Cake]

I've only ever been banned from Kiwi Farms and that was for posting "oof" in an A&H thread about roblox. Guess the mods weren't smart enough to understand the shakesperian magnitudes of humour that come from each of my posts.

 

[Strange Rope Hero]

Got banned from incels.co, because I admitted to kissing a girl once.
Shameful.