Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[LahLahBlackSheep]

It was in chat.


I didn't even read any of her posts in chat, i was just sick of her shitting it up.

Holy shit. That was a gold mind. Three types of EDS lmfao. Thank you for this lovely bit of entertainment.

I remember seeing this girl around on IF. She tended to blog and shit got deleted a lot

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Is my impression that she got busted munching after posting photos off google images so went in that chat to ask for advice on how to stop the girl who found out from doxxing her too far off course? Fucking lol at her being terrified at her post history being looked at, I wish I’d been there.

Yeah that's how I read it too. And lots of "I don't post on social media! But how is she seeing what I post on social media?!" "I never claimed to have three types of EDS! I just implied I had three types of EDS."

Maybe she should lay off the IV Benny. Looks like it's starting to affect her memory.

Holy shit. That was a gold mind. Three types of EDS lmfao. Thank you for this lovely bit of entertainment.

I remember seeing this girl around on IF. She tended to blog and shit got deleted a lot

Yeah archiving her history was like paging through a novel. Her posts just never ended.

 

[howmanypizzas69]

I remember seeing this girl around on IF. She tended to blog and shit got deleted a lot

I think it’s a rule at this point that if your username references anything to do with your medical “conditions” you’re required to blog incessantly about how sick you are. On reddit I’ve noticed when someone is telling sob stories it’s a good 50% chance it’s coming from /u/chronicallyzebrapotsieafos or /u/autismwheelchairfeelbadforme or something similar

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

I think it’s a rule at this point that if your username references anything to do with your medical “conditions” you’re required to blog incessantly about how sick you are. On reddit I’ve noticed when someone is telling sob stories it’s a good 50% chance it’s coming from /u/chronicallyzebrapotsieafos or /u/autismwheelchairfeelbadforme or something similar

you know, when she first showed up in chat I thought she was making a cheeky joke re: IV fluids vs. sexual fluids. But nope, should have just picked chronically_talking_about_my_tubes_and_diagnoses_oh_god_please_pay_attention_to_me

 

[Amy Santiago]

So I've lurked this thread a while and read the entire thing, including the Jacquie saga, and I thought I'd chime in. I got suckered into the orbit of her doctor, Dr. Trevino, and the massive Facebook group entirely consisting of his patients (I was one), at one point. It's kind of a weird little cult of his worshippers, and being his patient is an experience itself.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

VEDS and Autoimmune Autonomic “Ganglioneropathy”? Continuous IV Benedryl? Sure, fluidsandfun, sure.
I guess the usual HEDS/POTS/MCAS trifecta is just far too basic these days.

All of my mast cells have been activated. Fear me, for I am become Death, destroyer of worlds.

 

[Punkinsplice]

All of my mast cells have been activated. Fear me, for I am become Death, destroyer of worlds.

I'm picturing Sailor Scouts in transformation mode now. " Swoooooon, tachy mast cells, ACTIVATE"

 

[iluvmylife]

I will take one for the team today.

Sarah-Jean makes a routine dental exam an ordeal and drops $100 on over-processed vegan food (because she's vegan y'all)

FOOD🥦 & DENTIST 🦷 (11.20.19)

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-long explanation in car about arriving early and needing to go food shopping because she is super busy holding down that part time job and she is special bec she is VEGAN
-leaves dental office wearing VOG mask, doesn't understand why they wouldn't take her to see the dentist at her actual appointment time because she arrived early
-she has to go back because of "XYZ" and won't "go into it." I dunno, possible cavities from making herself puke all the time?
-drops almost $100 on VEGAN crap food ($8.99 for fake cheese spread, one example)
-claims she made between $7k-$10k per month when working in Fl prior to fake illnesses....she misses her place with the spiral staircase (about the 358th time she has talked about this)
-complains about being broke bec her lazy ass wouldn't get a job, and it is so difficult to do vegan diet "properly" and "correctly" without the appropriate funds (S-J that's what your dad is for!)
-going to start cooking from "scratch"
-arrives home after unnecessary driving footage
-upgrades her living space with some curtains to hide the HVAC unit
-has dizzy spell and ass sits on couch. She need rest. Wanted to do more SFX makeup tonight but that likely won't happen bec she's sick

 

[eternal dog mongler]

-complains about being broke bec her lazy ass wouldn't get a job, and it is so difficult to do vegan diet "properly" and "correctly" without the appropriate funds (S-J that's what your dad is for!)

Does she know how fucking cheap beans are?

 

[Munchie_Minder]

Can someone go grab a screenshot of Paige’s insta. She is complaining about the meanies and I can’t screengrab ATM. She says she is no longer going to post. Just FYI, Paige, we now have someone here who claims to know you IRL and you’re almost dead anyway, right? Embrace your inner cud.

 

[vapewilder]

NM, found it and it's set to private

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Can someone go grab a screenshot of Paige’s insta. She is complaining about the meanies and I can’t screengrab ATM. She says she is no longer going to post. Just FYI, Paige, we now have someone here who claims to know you IRL and you’re almost dead anyway, right? Embrace your inner cud.

 

[thirsttrap12345]

So I've lurked this thread a while and read the entire thing, including the Jacquie saga, and I thought I'd chime in. I got suckered into the orbit of her doctor, Dr. Trevino, and the massive Facebook group entirely consisting of his patients (I was one), at one point. It's kind of a weird little cult of his worshippers, and being his patient is an experience itself.

OK I’m popping the popcorn and anxiously awaiting. Please send us all the dirt. I’ve had a shit year let’s turn this around with someone on the INSIDE!

 

[Creep It Real]

I actually took a moment to consider what transitioning home from vacation would look like, and I think it would be a Red Roof Inn near the airport in Duluth, MN.

That would give me CPTSD that no amount of asspats could cure.

 

[Foxcube]

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Wait is she even autistic I don't follow this one on anything.

 

[Unheard Bird]

Wait is she even autistic I don't follow this one on anything.

Its weird how she keeps using it as an excuse.

 

[vapewilder]

Wait is she even autistic I don't follow this one on anything.

They're all fucking autistic

 

[Foxcube]

Its weird how she keeps using it as an excuse.

They like to hide behind the label.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

They're all fucking autistic

All except for Agony Autie who definitely is not autistic

 

[vapewilder]

All except for Agony Autie who definitely is not autistic

I was being sarcastic, they all CALL themselves autistic, but none of them actually are. A few years ago the craze on Tumblr was to diagnose yourself with as many mental illnesses as possible, then the fad became autism and stuck. They all self dx autism, they're all trans/ non binary/ "colourgender" or some shit.

Tumblr has a lot to answer for.