Arkancide Pact
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Trump had better get to draining that goddamn swamp, after getting the pieces in place in his first term. Assuming his bodyguards are better than the arkansassins.
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You're right, Trump would have waved that off effortlessly, though the media would never let him forget it. All Stankwell had to say was, "Ooh, pardon me, I shouldnt have had that extra bowl of chili for lunch." then quickly chuckled it off. Of course that would require charm, which I doubt he could pull off. The media scrambling to pretend he didn't fart is hilarious.
"Is there a draft in here? It feels a bit windy."
He could have stopped short and pulled an indigant scowl, looking left and right, then accused the host of ripping one. That could have been an endearing, funny moment in so many ways. It might have been his one chance as coming off as anything other than a closeted bland.
She is aging so poorly. She looks like a brown, leathern turtle in a wig.
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Super-Chevy454
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Yeah, even Pinocchio is more honest than Don Lemon who's a big lemon.
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Yeah, that was pretty damned funny. He was trying to make fun of this tweet and prove that people nearby could overhear a phone call, did it on live TV just like Trump dared him to do, and failed to do it. Good job, Fredo.
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Trump is hardly an angel. He's a real estate tycoon, and rich. You aren't either of these things without being at least a little cutthroat and shady. He has had his share of controversial actions in the past, including birtherism and his eminent domain dealings. I don't think that his political run is purely altruistic patriotism. How on earth is it that his political enemies seem to be unable to do anything but make fools of themselves? How can they not have found any sort of dirt on him? Why do they continually prove him right?
Yeah, that was pretty damned funny. He was trying to make fun of this tweet and prove that people nearby could overhear a phone call, did it on live TV just like Trump dared him to do, and failed to do it. Good job, Fredo.
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Because this is probably the first thing in his public life that he's ever been accused of that he's also probably completely innocent of.
Motherfucking Teflon Don indeed.
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Actually there was a video back in 2015, that the Young Turks criticized for some shit reason, where Lemon railed modern progressives. But now, he's sucking their dick through and through.
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Didn't Oscar Pistorius try to do a warning shot? lmfao
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No, he fired through a bathroom door and some of the shots missed.
At first he was only found guilty of manslaughter, because the court made the exceptional finding that they couldn't prove murderous intent since Pistorius was firing blindly through the door.
Another court reversed this finding, and just in time to ruin my patent application: A bathroom door bolted to the muzzle of a gun.
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Sorry about your failed patent, reminds me of launching my Instant Magic Fire product on april 15th, 2013; the sales completely bombed.
In other news
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“It's official: Former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg has filed paperwork to run for president, even though he has not yet made a public announcement”
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Man, I feel for you. That idea was the bomb.
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I've often said that the essence of security to the leftist mind is conformity.
It's why they can't stand different opinions.
it's why they think words are violence.
It's why they conflate criticism and bigotry.
It's why they think censorship is a good thing.
They cannot stand the frightening idea that the world, even one inside a functional society under a blanket of law and order, is not uniform in it's solutions. It's why they are in love so much with top-down supreme executive power, there should be one and ONLY one way to handle things, and that is the power of state-level regulation. Individual initiative working from the bottom-up, to them, is the ionizing radiation of humanity. It tears apart order, it upsets systems, it sickens the innocent, it is NEVER good to step out of line, even in self-defense. You must sacrifice the needs of the individual (you) for the needs of the many (the utopia of realized socialism).
It's why they think "Call the police" or "pass some laws" Is the answer to any and all threats, major and minor, imminent and hypothetical, with no allotment for the citizen to take a proactive measure in any of it. Try it sometime, but you can usually tell when someone is a liberal/Democrat by how quickly they want the police to come out and handle everything from loud music to a grocer not taking a coupon, to being cut off in traffic.
I've found conservatives usually follow, ironically, standard police-like escalation tactics to things they don't like:
Ask you to stop --- > Tell you to stop -------> Make you stop. Even if it's unreasonable, they at least ask, then yell, and only THEN call the cops.
I've found that the busy-body SJWs will threaten you with the police, immediately, before they even know what you're doing. Walk into some bushes looking for a lost frisbee? GET OUT OF THERE PROWLER I'M CALLING THE COPS! Let your kid draw on the sidewalk with some chalk? I'M CALLING THE COPS AND CPS FOR VANDALISM! (from a 3rd story window) Make a legal right turn on red from a full stop? They're the ones in the car in the next lane screaming: "I HAVE YOUR LICENSE! I'M CALLING THE COPS!"
With the Karens and fragile college girls of the world, there is no middle ground. No attempt to deescalate it, don't try and figure it out, or maybe even just ignore it.
Nope it's all call the cops, immediately (Or, threaten to, and then have a mental breakdown when the person they're mad at doesn't react at all to that "threat".)
I noticed that too, I can only conclude that with only $8 million in assets and $7 in credit obligations, the DNC can't afford any more youth transfusions for those polling below 5%
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None of them are; and I was using the colloquial definition of a good, uncorrupt person, without vices, etc.
But I was getting at the fact that he's hardly never done anything shady or beyond reproach. You would think that they could find something on him. But anything they could find is probably decades old. Either that or boring passe stuff like him banging strippers while married.
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The angel thing was just me being a smartass. In the Bible, angels do the most horrible and disgusting things.
I admit it's weird there's not more dirt. I remember back when Geraldine Ferraro ran for VP, it was mentioned that her husband, an Italianate real estate figure in Queens, had some interactions with the Mafia. My reaction: Name the real estate guy of that description in that era who didn't.
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All of the actual dirt he has is probably tied to even worse dirt on people the Dems can't afford to alienate.
Like themselves.
Like themselves.
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I think I shared this in one of the other debate threads, but I unironically am a big fan of Swalwell. Way back when I was a teenager I got a job as an assistant manager at a grocery store. One of our employees, Greg, was special needs. He'd beein hired through some job-skills training program for tards. And poor Greg actually looked enough like Swalwell that I don't think I could tell them apart. He was dumb as dirt, Greg was. He'd worked there for years, popular with customers and his fellow employees. Over the years they'd tried to promote him to cashier, but that was really never going to happen. He was a cheerful guy. Anyway, Greg really only had two expressions. Greg wore this one almost all of the time, this was his happy face:
And unfortunately, he had one other expression:
He got this expression on his face every now and then and it always meant trouble. Mostly it meant he waited too long to ask for a bathroom break and it meant he had about 2 minutes to disaster. It was also the look he got when it was getting dark and he had to go grab shopping carts at the edge of the parking lot. We tried to tell him that he didn't have to do it, but he insisted that he could do it, that he had to do it, because he was a big boy and it was his job. God bless him, he tried.
Anyway, that's why I was hoping Swalwell got the nomination.
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"If Horowitz proves that the FBI wrongfully targeted Trump then Trump will use it to fuel conspiracy theories about the FBI wrongfully targeting him." So how heavily did your mothers drink when they were pregnant with you two? Did she leave any alcohol left in the bar?
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>fuel Republican criticism and conspiracies
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"If Horowitz proves that the FBI wrongfully targeted Trump then Trump will use it to fuel conspiracy theories about the FBI wrongfully targeting him." So how heavily did your mothers drink when you two were pregnant? Did she leave any alcohol left in the bar?
I hate how the term "conspiracy" doesn't mean, y'know, people conspiring to do something, now it's just shorthand for "wacked out moon loon conspiracy theory"
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Their mothers must have drunk all of the Bourbon in Kentucky.
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"If Horowitz proves that the FBI wrongfully targeted Trump then Trump will use it to fuel conspiracy theories about the FBI wrongfully targeting him." So how heavily did your mothers drink when you two were pregnant? Did she leave any alcohol left in the bar?
The funniest thing about all of these failures by the left is that they are actually trying. I still can't get over that. This is their best effort. These things aren't falling flat out of laziness or bad luck. They're desperate for them to work because they're fucked if they don't. And they're still not even close to getting a glove on him.
Literally thousands of government swamp creatures, an entire political party, the entire tech industry, the entire media industrial complex, the entire entertainment complex and several foreign governments all putting their brains together yet getting constantly rebuffed by Trump. One man with the assistance of a couple Representatives, Senators and attorneys.