Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[Creep3r]

They've already blown up 5 planets in the first movie. How many are there left to blow up?

Well, the galaxy's a lot smaller and less populated than it used to be... So judging from the official galaxy map from Disney's Galaxy's Edge park (which I remind you that Disney revealed that this shitty park is on the same canon-tier as their films, Rebels and the Mandalorian during SW Celebration, despite leading people to believe tiers went out the window), there's only about...

26 planets visible in this compilation, but there should be around 50 or 60, which I will get into now... There are are about 6 pieces missing from this map's current sets (plus 3 or 4 of the rest of the Outer Rim sets, 2 or more pieces for the Deep Core and maybe 2 other sectors with their own unknown number of pieces), but since each piece only has about 2 or 3 planets, that means there may only be about 42 inhabited planets (52 or 60 at most if some of the pieces have 3 planets like the one on the top right corner, or way less if all the missing pieces only have one planet each). Reminder that some of the planets on this map are uninhabitable or have already been destroyed, like Ilum, Alderaan, Jedha (partially) and several others (without accounting for all the planets the Empire and FO destroyed under Disney that we do not yet know about). Apparently the missing pieces of this map are hard to come by, not only because its hard to get them, but because the Datapad app used to acquire them in the park can fuck up your phone if you use it for more than an hour or 2. The most prominent missing pieces are those of the Core Worlds (although the call it "The Interior" now) (which should contain Coruscant and Not-Coruscant from TFA) and the portions of the Outer Rim in The Slice (which should contain Tatooine, Canto Bight from TLJ, the water planet from the Resistance cartoon and possibly the not-Tatooine from the Mandalorian) of which not a single piece has been found to my knowledge, unless those lucky enough haven't shared their findings. Its also possible these pieces don't exist yet and they are waiting for IX to come out, the Resistance cartoon to finish and the Mandalorian's first season to finish to reveal them since they probably contain spoilers.

All in all this is apparently it. They may have just excluded some planets out of laziness or because they only want planets with some kind of lore connection to the park (even though some of these have no connection), since the shitty Aphra comics, Disney games and Disney novels have a ton of them, but since said media wasn't included in Disney's official timeline, I'm thinking said media really doesn't matter to Kennedy and Disney, despite Disney drones still believing in Disney's 100% absolute solid canon bs and that they supposedly care more about continuity than George.

 

[XYZpdq]

Well, the galaxy's a lot smaller and less populated than it used to be... So judging from the official galaxy map from Disney's Galaxy's Edge park (which I remind you that Disney revealed that this shitty park is on the same canon-tier as their films, Rebels and the Mandalorian during SW Celebration, despite leading people to believe tiers went out the window), there's only about...
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26 inhabited planets (or around 50 which I will get into now)... There are are about 6 pieces missing from this map (plus 3 or 4 of the Outer Rim and 2 or more pieces for the Core Worlds), but since each piece only has about 2 or 3 planets, that means there are in total only about 42 inhabited planets (48 or 52 at most if some of the pieces have 3 planets like the one on the top right corner, or less if all the missing pieces only have one planet each). Reminder that some of the planets on this map are uninhabitable or have already been destroyed, like Ilum, Alderaan, Jedha (partially) and several others (without accounting for all the planets the Empire and FO destroyed under Disney that we do not yet know about). Apparently the missing pieces of this map are hard to come by, not only because its hard to get them, but because the Datapad app used to acquire them in the park can fuck up your phone if you use it for more than an hour or 2. The most prominent missing pieces are those of the Core Worlds (which contains Coruscant) and the Outer Rim (which contains Tatooine) of which not a single piece has been found to my knowledge. Its also possible these pieces don't exist yet and they are waiting for IX to come out, the Resistance cartoon to finish and the Mandalorian's first season to finish to reveal them since they probably contain spoilers.

All in all this is apparently it. They may have just excluded some planets out of laziness, since the shitty Aphra comics, Disney games and Disney novels have a ton of them, but since said media wasn't included in Disney's official timeline, I'm thinking said media really doesn't matter to Kennedy and Disney, despite Disney drones still believing in Disney's 100% absolute solid canon bs and that they supposedly care more about continuity than George.

no wonder they needed extra galaxies and dimensions

 

[Jaimas]

Well, the galaxy's a lot smaller and less populated than it used to be... So judging from the official galaxy map from Disney's Galaxy's Edge park (which I remind you that Disney revealed that this shitty park is on the same canon-tier as their films, Rebels and the Mandalorian during SW Celebration, despite leading people to believe tiers went out the window), there's only about...
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26 planets visible in this compilation, but there should be around 50 or 60, which I will get into now... There are are about 6 pieces missing from this map (plus 3 or 4 of the rest of the Outer Rim, 2 or more pieces for the Deep Core and maybe 2 other sectors with their own unknown number of pieces), but since each piece only has about 2 or 3 planets, that means there may only be about 42 inhabited planets (52 or 60 at most if some of the pieces have 3 planets like the one on the top right corner, or way less if all the missing pieces only have one planet each). Reminder that some of the planets on this map are uninhabitable or have already been destroyed, like Ilum, Alderaan, Jedha (partially) and several others (without accounting for all the planets the Empire and FO destroyed under Disney that we do not yet know about). Apparently the missing pieces of this map are hard to come by, not only because its hard to get them, but because the Datapad app used to acquire them in the park can fuck up your phone if you use it for more than an hour or 2. The most prominent missing pieces are those of the Core Worlds (although the call it "The Interior" now) (which should contain Coruscant and Not-Coruscant from TFA) and the portions of the Outer Rim in The Slice (which should contain Tatooine, Canto Bight from TLJ, the water planet from the Resistance cartoon and possibly the not-Tatooine from the Mandalorian) of which not a single piece has been found to my knowledge, unless those lucky enough haven't shared their findings. Its also possible these pieces don't exist yet and they are waiting for IX to come out, the Resistance cartoon to finish and the Mandalorian's first season to finish to reveal them since they probably contain spoilers.

All in all this is apparently it. They may have just excluded some planets out of laziness, since the shitty Aphra comics, Disney games and Disney novels have a ton of them, but since said media wasn't included in Disney's official timeline, I'm thinking said media really doesn't matter to Kennedy and Disney, despite Disney drones still believing in Disney's 100% absolute solid canon bs and that they supposedly care more about continuity than George.

I especially love the EU planets that got used before the Disney buyout and thus happened according to the timeline but not according to Disney's no-EU allowed stance. Shroedinger's Planets.

 

[Old Man Mario]

So, I've been hearing Wedge shows up in the new shitshow.

We taking bets on him being in a relationship with Lando and them dying together?

 

[Creep3r]

So, I've been hearing Wedge shows up in the new shitshow.

We taking bets on him being in a relationship with Lando and them dying together?

If not for Solo I would take part in that bet, but chances are that Lando will be too busy "playing" with the Falcon since, as you might recall, his #DroidLivesMatter gf from Solo uploaded her digital brain into the Falcon... But I wouldn't be surprised if they retcon it so Wedge and Biggs were fuck buddies before he died. One thing is for sure, I fully expect them to kill off Wedge in IX via a space battle or something, or maybe one of the Death Star Destroyers blows up the Resistance planet of Ajan Kloss.

Well it seems JJ Abrams has decided to take a crack at defending himself from George's disapproval, which wasn't much though. But now that JJ, Kennedy and Iger have brought it up this month, I guess this is their attempt at damage control after media started talking about it.

JJ Abrams Makes More Excuses For Why George Lucas Hates Disney's Star Wars

#JJAbrams #TheRiseofSkywalker #GeorgeLucas

www.youtube.com

J.J. Abrams Reacts To George Lucas' Star Wars Regrets

Current trilogy director J.J. Abrams addresses Lucas' feelings about the new Star Wars films.

www.superherohype.com

Also Rian Johnson is still buttmad.

'TOXIC Star Wars Fans' Still Live in Rian Johnson's Head, Rent-Free.

As we get closer to the release of The Rise of Skywalker, Knives Out director Rian Johnson still brings up the "toxic" Star Wars fandom even when promoting o...

www.youtube.com

 

[Oaat]

it usually wouldn't matter, you don't need to be a 11/10 to be attractive, and the hair doesn't do her any favors. I've mentioned it before, they hardly ever change her look, let alone her style (which wasn't great to begin with), which not only makes it visually boring (you still want to sell toys you tards), it also unrealistic - why the fuck would you wear your hair the same way every day and the same as on a sand planet and a place with a frigging bathtub? it's not even the matter of simple practicality, because it's not just a fucking ponytail but an overly elaborate setup.

No time to shower when TLJ takes place hours after TFA ended. The New Republic got reduced from a galactic superpower to 12 ships faster than I can take a shit. Hey if other galaxies and dimensions are canon now maybe the Star Wars galaxy is just a shitty space 3rd world country. Pretending the Republic lasted 1000 generations is just their version of WE WUZ.

Well, the galaxy's a lot smaller and less populated than it used to be... So judging from the official galaxy map from Disney's Galaxy's Edge park (which I remind you that Disney revealed that this shitty park is on the same canon-tier as their films, Rebels and the Mandalorian during SW Celebration, despite leading people to believe tiers went out the window), there's only about...
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26 planets visible in this compilation, but there should be around 50 or 60, which I will get into now... There are are about 6 pieces missing from this map (plus 3 or 4 of the Outer Rim, 2 or more pieces for the Core Worlds and maybe 2 other sectors with their own unknown number of pieces), but since each piece only has about 2 or 3 planets, that means there may only be about 42 inhabited planets (52 or 60 at most if some of the pieces have 3 planets like the one on the top right corner, or way less if all the missing pieces only have one planet each). Reminder that some of the planets on this map are uninhabitable or have already been destroyed, like Ilum, Alderaan, Jedha (partially) and several others (without accounting for all the planets the Empire and FO destroyed under Disney that we do not yet know about). Apparently the missing pieces of this map are hard to come by, not only because its hard to get them, but because the Datapad app used to acquire them in the park can fuck up your phone if you use it for more than an hour or 2. The most prominent missing pieces are those of the Core Worlds (which contains Coruscant and Not-Coruscant from TFA) and the Outer Rim (which contains Tatooine, Canto Bight from TLJ, the water planet from the Resistance cartoon and possibly the not-Tatooine from the Mandalorian) of which not a single piece has been found to my knowledge. Its also possible these pieces don't exist yet and they are waiting for IX to come out, the Resistance cartoon to finish and the Mandalorian's first season to finish to reveal them since they probably contain spoilers.

All in all this is apparently it. They may have just excluded some planets out of laziness, since the shitty Aphra comics, Disney games and Disney novels have a ton of them, but since said media wasn't included in Disney's official timeline, I'm thinking said media really doesn't matter to Kennedy and Disney, despite Disney drones still believing in Disney's 100% absolute solid canon bs and that they supposedly care more about continuity than George.

Oh so that's the "canon" map you were talking about.


I wish I could go back in time and stop myself from doing this puzzle. All of the pieces are the wrong size and don't line up. Anyway this might actually be the worst sci-fi map I've ever seen. It's just 26 random planets with almost no in-universe relation. This doesn't look big enough to be our local stellar neighborhood, let alone an entire galaxy. There's no sense of there being any kind of larger regions or worldbuilding, like with the "outer rim" or "wild space" labels or the trade routes on EU maps. It's just a tiny handful of planets slapped on an utterly barren map.

Also for some reason Wookieepedia says Jedah is located in the Mid Rim and not in the Unknown Regions despite being next to Csilla.

 

[Dom Cruise]

The story of Disney Wars is the story of the 2010s in a nutshell, so much potential utterly wasted and ruined by evil identity politics.

I remember the days of 2010-2013 like they were yesterday, while sure there was some early SJW/Woke culture, it had yet to really reach that critical mass and I remember being pretty hopeful about things.

I remember the news of Disney buying Star Wars, I remember how excited I was, I honestly thought it was going to lead to something good.

But the 2010s turned out to be an utter disaster of a decade, I'm so glad it's almost over with and I really hope the 2020s will be better.

 

[AnOminous]

I remember the news of Disney buying Star Wars, I remember how excited I was, I honestly thought it was going to lead to something good.

My thought was it can't possibly be worse than the shit Lucas has done with the prequels.

That may be one of my dumber predictions.

 

[Ghostse]

Someday, I hope JJ has enough balls to reveal what he actually had intended to do with Star Wars following TFA.

Lol. Nigga, did you watch lost? He had no fucking clue what to do after TFA and zero plan to deliver on any of his mystery boxes.

That's why he's so chill about Ruin killing everything and everyone, smashing up all his plots "Well, thank God. I don't have to deliver on that set up anymore. Rian really cleaned house, so with the decks clear its time to see how many unanswered questions I can pack into the final film in a trilogy."

 

[PeeveTheSheev]

Mando Episode 3, because for some reason Disney hasn't cut my free Disney+ yet.

Spoiler

- Willrow Hood's infamous ice cream machine from Bespin has a prominent role as a carrying case. A cynical appropriation of a meme or a loving touch? You decide!
- Separatist attack orphaned the Mando - shown more explicitly this time around
- Episode played out in the most predictable way, Mando delivers baby Yeed, takes payment, regrets his decision, rescues the baby - all the twists fell flat on their faces
- Action dragged a bit too much for me, direction wonky - so this.... is the power of Deborah Chow.
- Slightly awkward ending - fellow Mandalorian flying alongside the Mando's ship as he leaves the planet. Sets up a great joke but thinking about a jetpack keeping up with a ship hurts my brain.

Is this show the best thing to come out of Nu-Wars? Probably, but this episode is only so-so. Proves how far this franchise has fallen where 'mediocre' is now the new gold standard.

 

[verissimus]

The story of Disney Wars is the story of the 2010s in a nutshell, so much potential utterly wasted and ruined by evil identity politics.

I remember the days of 2010-2013 like they were yesterday, while sure there was some early SJW/Woke culture, it had yet to really reach that critical mass and I remember being pretty hopeful about things.

I remember the news of Disney buying Star Wars, I remember how excited I was, I honestly thought it was going to lead to something good.

But the 2010s turned out to be an utter disaster of a decade, I'm so glad it's almost over with and I really hope the 2020s will be better.

Yes...but also a bit no too and that's the scary part. Sure we've definitely had our unfortunate share of "woke" infested bullcrap that spawned the likes of Terminator : Dark Fate, TFA, TLJ, Doom : Annihilation (yes that was a thing folks), Batwoman, and so forth but we've also had things like GoT crash and burn (and yes I know there was an element of woke crap in that too besides say Arya killing the Night King though I'm almost convinced that was thrown in there less for the "woke" points and more simply to be unexpected), The Hobbit movies, Attack on Titan (from what I've been hearing), the Legend of Korra (again some "wokeness" in that too but not enough to utterly derail the show), and a few other examples I might list later. Point being, writing/story-telling in this decade has really gone down the drain along with creativity with or without the help of SJWs.

Edit : Add to the second category of works of fiction that flopped or were very disappointing in the story department

Alien Covenant (...how could I forget that gem)
Final Fantasy 13 : Lightning Returns (yeah...I went there)
Final Fantasy 15
Halo 5
Kingdom Hearts 3
Mass Effect 3
MGSV
Resident Evil 6
Star Trek : Into Darkness (thanks JJ...)
The Predator

Edit 2 : Add the following to the first category

Dr. Who (from what I've heard)
Ghostbusters 2016
Star Trek Discovery

 

[vertexwindi]

My thought was it can't possibly be worse than the shit Lucas has done with the prequels.

That may be one of my dumber predictions.

To be fair, who could've seen it coming? You got the biggest media company handling one of the most beloved IPs in human history. Nobody would've guessed they'd throw it out to the sharks to appeal to shippers and feminists.

 

[Kamov Ka-52]

Final Fantasy 13 : Lightning Returns (yeah...I went there)
Final Fantasy 15
Halo 5
Kingdom Hearts 3
Mass Effect 3
MGSV
Rome 2 Total War
The Predator

FF XIV 1.0

 

[Creep3r]

Oh so that's the "canon" map you were talking about.

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I wish I could go back in time and stop myself from doing this puzzle. All of the pieces are the wrong size and don't line up. Anyway this might actually be the worst sci-fi map I've ever seen. It's just 26 random planets with almost no in-universe relation. This doesn't look big enough to be our local stellar neighborhood, let alone an entire galaxy. There's no sense of there being any kind of larger regions or worldbuilding, like with the "outer rim" or "wild space" labels or the trade routes on EU maps. It's just a tiny handful of planets slapped on an utterly barren map.

Also for some reason Wookieepedia says Jedah is located in the Mid Rim and not in the Unknown Regions despite being next to Csilla.

Pretty much. Still excellent work in putting that cheap map together. Also I did some further checking and it seems the planets on the map aren't restricted by their relation to lore in the park since Bothawui is there (the homeworld of Bothans) despite there being no mention of Bothans or Bothan-related things in the park (with Bothawui's only appearance being a brief cameo in Filoni Wars). So that does seem to be a map of the entire galaxy in Disney (minus the missing pieces). I mean its possible the designers were just that lazy but all they could've done was just use the more complex map Fantasy Flight Games exclusively made for Disney back in 2016, which funnily enough hasn't been used or referenced in anything relating to Disney despite being made as a tie-in to TFA, but then again, said map was pretty much a slightly simpler version of the old pre-Disney map with Jakku, Starkiller, Lothal (the planet from Aladdin's Rebels) and a few other Disney planets thrown in, so it might as well not be part of Disney either considering how no Disney media has ever used it and it has too much pre-Disney for their liking.

For comparison, here is the map FFG made for Disney in 2016, which is a poorly colored version of the old map with a few Disney planets thrown in. So yeah, its a copy/paste, but at least they tried to put more effort into this than Kennedy's story group did.

Essentially, all Galaxy's Edge would have to do was just copy/paste this or just sell this map as some kind of souvenir.

For further comparison, here is a the old pre-Disney map (not complete either but its close enough and its more populated).

This one is closer to Disney's map in layout due to the outline of Hutt Space and direction of the map. Except its more populated (obviously), minus the blacked out region which is the Unknown Regions which is (obviously) unknown and mostly uncharted. Disney's map has also renamed certain regions, like the Core Worlds now being called The Interior and (if I'm reading this right) they replaced Rishi with Scarif from Rogue One which was destroyed (not blown to pieces but made uninhabitable) by the end of Rogue One, which means that (if this is correct) they gave Rishi the Ilum/Starkiller treatment, which just raises further questions as to why that is or if Scarif and Rishi are just neighbors, but then again both planets are tropical... Its really baffling. But regardless of what this entails, its clear Disney's map is made up of more dead worlds than I thought which makes it even more barren.

Part of me suspects that the map Galaxy's Edge published is the "true" map used by Kennedy's story group since its small and easy to remember for them considering that they have zero experience in scifi/fantasy and even less experience in writing outside of soap operas that Kennedy liked.

Mando Episode 3, because for some reason Disney hasn't cut my free Disney+ yet.

Spoiler

- Willrow Hood's infamous ice cream machine from Bespin has a prominent role as a carrying case. A cynical appropriation of a meme or a loving touch? You decide!
- Separatist attack orphaned the Mando - shown more explicitly this time around
- Episode played out in the most predictable way, Mando delivers baby Yeed, takes payment, regrets his decision, rescues the baby - all the twists fell flat on their faces
- Action dragged a bit too much for me, direction wonky - so this.... is the power of Deborah Chow.
- Slightly awkward ending - fellow Mandalorian flying alongside the Mando's ship as he leaves the planet. Sets up a great joke but thinking about a jetpack keeping up with a ship hurts my brain.

Is this show the best thing to come out of Nu-Wars? Probably, but this episode is only so-so. Proves how far this franchise has fallen where 'mediocre' is now the new gold standard.

So the leak I posted before was right then? Well I'll be. I remember Favreau teasing the ice cream machine (which was originally a computer core) shortly after Chuck Wendig got fired because he wanted to write a comic book about Willrow Hood for some baffling reason. I guess this was his "ode" to Wendig...

 

[verissimus]

FF XIV 1.0

Was debating on adding that. The list is just too long. Then again, I removed a few just now that I listed because I felt that they were not consistent to the point I was trying to make, i.e. that these things bombed due to their flimsy stories (and probably also characters too) and not due to say bad gameplay, graphics (*cough* AC5), etc. Last I checked FFXIV suffered badly due to gameplay (or was it server problems), so I won't personally list it based on the above condition.

If I did, then I'd have add back No Man's Sky, Rome 2 Total War, and some other games.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Lol. Nigga, did you watch lost? He had no fucking clue what to do after TFA and zero plan to deliver on any of his mystery boxes.

Nope, I think I was too young for LOST at the time, though I've since heard about what a shitshow that ended up being.

 

[Creep3r]

Final Fantasy 13 : Lightning Returns (yeah...I went there)

Fucking thank you for saying it. Its nothing but endless cocksucking whenever anyone brings up that shit and how subversive its godawful ending was. The game was beyond retarded from start to finish yet people will defend it to death for their shitty waifu nonsense.

 

[AnOminous]

To be fair, who could've seen it coming? You got the biggest media company handling one of the most beloved IPs in human history. Nobody would've guessed they'd throw it out to the sharks to appeal to shippers and feminists.

This is the problem when you're so fucking huge that even getting woke isn't enough to go broke.

 

[Dom Cruise]

Yes...but also a bit no too and that's the scary part. Sure we've definitely had our unfortunate share of "woke" infested bullcrap that spawned the likes of Terminator : Dark Fate, TFA, TLJ, Doom : Annihilation (yes that was a thing folks), Batwoman, and so forth but we've also had things like GoT crash and burn (and yes I know there was an element of woke crap in that too besides say Arya killing the Night King though I'm almost convinced that was thrown in there less for the "woke" points and more simply to be unexpected), The Hobbit movies, Attack on Titan (from what I've been hearing), the Legend of Korra (again some "wokeness" in that too but not enough to utterly derail the show), and a few other examples I might list later. Point being, writing/story-telling in this decade has really gone down the drain along with creativity with or without the help of SJWs.

Edit : Add to the second category of works of fiction that flopped or were very disappointing

Final Fantasy 13 : Lightning Returns (yeah...I went there)
Final Fantasy 15
Halo 5
Kingdom Hearts 3
Mass Effect 3
MGSV
Resident Evil 6
The Predator

You have a point, there have been other problems beyond just the rise of SJWs.

I wax nostalgic about the early part of this decade now, but the truth is I kind of hated it at the time, the trouble back then was just how purely idiotic things were getting, remember Jersey Shore? Remember Here Comes Honey Boo Boo? In a way the tail end of the 2000s and early part of the 2010s was actually the bottom of the barrel for pure idiocy in American culture, I hated reality TV so fucking much and I'm thankful that at the very least nobody gives as much of a shit about it now as they used to.

What kind of personifies the vibe I was feeling back then was that South Park episode "You're Getting Old"

But in hindsight it was still preferable to the SJW era of course, because at least as a white man you weren't made to feel like you are the scum of the Earth and nerd culture was better, the 2010s has never been a very good decade, but there was still some potential in the early days, 2010-2013 may not have been great, but it was still preferable to 2014-2019.

Basically people have been getting dumber and dumber for a long time, which is bad enough, but what's happened in most recent years is people have gotten very mean spirited and vicious in addition to being idiots and that's so much worse.

 

[verissimus]

One thing is for sure, this decade has been extraordinarily unkind to not just most franchises that existed prior to it, but also to ones that were born in it regardless of identify politics.

@Dom Cruise 2010 to 2013 was the calm before the storm pretty much. And yes, "reality" TV is and was complete garbage.