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[Whatthefuck]

Creole Butter Injected Cajun Smoked Turkey (Pit Boss) - THANKSGIVING

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Watch Jack rip apart a cooked Turkey with his bare hands!

Still saying "wet" instead of "moist"

Yeah, thanks for that, Jack. I don't know, I happen to like my family and I'd really not like to poison them or give them a reason to never come around for a meal I've cooked, so I'll pass.

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

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Ah yes, I member

Jack manages to frozen burrito a turkey: Seared on the outside ice on the inside.

Wigga pls



Imagine Jack going to a place like this

And trying to start one of his JotG shitshows because reason

That place looks amazing. Don't care for the soy squirrel doing the video though.

There's a better shot of it here:

it says a lot about how far removed people like the Scalfanis are from the bible, orthodox Jews don't get tattoos because they think the mutilation of their bodies will doom them to burn in hell, and then you get people like Jack Jr. who not only get one, but a huge, tacky, poorly done one. A temple, indeed...

Terrible tat. Terribly executed.

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

The tat gives off a strong whiff of furfaggotry.

 

[John Carmack]

rare shot of jack sporting a full beard. complete with a fucking nightmare before xmas snapback

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An Ewok having a midlife crisis

 

[LordofCringe7206]

jack's older son garrett was the one who he choked out until his nose bled

not jack jr

Wait... Garrett is the older of the two? So Jack didn't name his first born son after him? He named his second son after him?

 

[Rod Dangerous]

rare shot of jack sporting a full beard. complete with a fucking nightmare before xmas snapback

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The hands on that clock are approaching 4:20, which is when Jack “Plumpkin King” Gelatin ’tards out and chokes the first young male he can get his hands on.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Wait... Garrett is the older of the two? So Jack didn't name his first born son after him? He named his second son after him?

Jack Russell Scalfani doesn't deserve to have his first born son named after him.

 

[Aaway]

jack sure loves bringing up "inappropriate content involving children." hmmmm......

and yes, garrett is jack's older son who he had with his first wife (the one who threw ashtrays at him)

 

[FemalePresident]

Jack front loads a cooking video with 1 and a half minutes of half-remembered bullshit regarding COPPA
"There's some website you can go to called your voices or something, where you can sign a petition, or something. To maybe get Youtube to give us some warning, that would be nice, instead of looking for a payday. So anyways, come on in close, we're doing turkey day."
ugh

That was awful, embarrassing even. He's always trying to act like he's a big youtuber and understands what's going on, but deep inside he doesn't care at all.

It looks like the dead arm is twitchy at some points of the video? Disturbing. Or maybe is just the effect of the camera.

I like how Jack acts like a bitch when Jack Jr makes the first unsuccesful attempt at breaking the turkey's bones and says "it slides". Jack replies "I know it slides", like he's annoyed? What an idiot.

6:54 --> Listen to that. It's like walking is a big effort to Jack.

Disgusting!

 

[Orkeosaurus]

I love how Jack points out that you got to wash your hands at every step and then proceeds to double dip the injection needle in the turkey, cross contaminating the hot sauce bottle with raw turkey juice.

 

[Aaway]

I love how Jack points out that you got to wash your hands at every step and then proceeds to double dip the injection needle in the turkey, cross contaminating the hot sauce bottle with raw turkey juice.

jack should be the last person talking about kitchen hygiene

this is the same guy who would handle raw meat with his fucking ring on and then say he didn't know why people had an issue with it

 

[AnOminous]

Terrible tat. Terribly executed.

Jesus/Aslan/the Lion of Judah/whatever looks more like a fucking zombie than a lion.

I love how Jack points out that you got to wash your hands at every step and then proceeds to double dip the injection needle in the turkey, cross contaminating the hot sauce bottle with raw turkey juice.

Salmonella Jack almost goes out of his way to do this in every video where it's even possible. One common vector of cross contamination is that shitty ring, but if not, it's implements, the cutting surface itself, containers, it's almost like he tries to exhaust every possible way of spreading food poisoning.

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

this is the same guy who would handle raw meat with his fucking ring on and then say he didn't know why people had an issue with it

It pains me to compare a competent chef to Jack, but Sam the Cooking Guy does the same thing and it drives me nuts.

 

[Bumwine]

At least Sam don't use his ring to crack eggs like Jack used to do

 

[Captain Ahab]

Butter this, butter that. Everything he cooks is swimming in butter, heavy cream, and bacon fat.

Goddamn lardass boomer cuisine.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

I love how Jack points out that you got to wash your hands at every step and then proceeds to double dip the injection needle in the turkey, cross contaminating the hot sauce bottle with raw turkey juice.

He also says he's going to save the other half of the bottle for "who knows what"

I hope that it's something that will be cooked at high temperatures, Jack. That thing is gonna be swimming with raw turkey bacteria.

 

[AnOminous]

He also says he's going to save the other half of the bottle for "who knows what"

I hope that it's something that will be cooked at high temperatures, Jack. That thing is gonna be swimming with raw turkey bacteria.

If you just let bacteria fester in something for days or weeks it might not even matter if you kill the bacteria. It might have ended up with enough toxic shit from them in it to make you sick even if you kill them all.

This is why you never, ever save marinade or anything associated with it, even if it supposedly looks fine.

 

[FemalePresident]

Butter this, butter that. Everything he cooks is swimming in butter, heavy cream, and bacon fat.

Goddamn lardass boomer cuisine.

I don't think he's doing the keto diet anymore...

 

[Charlie Delicious]

I don't think he's doing the keto diet anymore...

To be fair, butter, heavy cream, and bacon fat is very much keto.

 

[FemalePresident]

To be fair, butter, heavy cream, and bacon fat is very much keto.

Okay, you're right. But shouldn't he consume those in smaller portions and healthier dishes?