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Well, piggy, you have a home address, so what’s stopping you from getting a job?
"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow
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Mostly the abhorrent smell that comes off him, partially the fact that he has "man-hating lesbian" tattooed on his hands.
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His dream of being a paid Narc informant never panned out the way he hoped it would.
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If you live even at least in a shelter and not under a bridge you will usually be provided a proper address to use that doesnt look like you're in a shelter and a shelter land line that doesnt sound sketchy with your own voicemail.
The only reason they want some sort of address is because they want to know that you're sleeping properly and taking showers. No employer wants a smelly strung out deadbeat.
It also brings up liabilities to an employer if the employee does something stupid and you have no idea really about them or where to find them. No reasonable employer would accept an employee who's address is NFA
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Ah, so apparently they don't know who you are and you're bragging about exploiting their sympathy. Never change Phil, never change.
Also you seem to break more plates than a Greek taverna. Guess you don't really care so much for the environment or sustainably, but good on you for embracing your white heritage. Opa!
Recruiting you? LOL, antifa doesn't even know who you are and doesn't care. You don't have any friends, you don't go to their rallies or protests, you don't even leave your apartment. But I at least support your dream of "joining" antifa, because the idea of a fat sped in a safety helmet and shitty tattoos waddling around the city amuses me. By all means, go on and be the special little Antifa supersoldier that you want to cosplay as. It would be fresh new content that isn't you staring blankly at the camera with those fetal alcohol syndrome eyes or playing with your stuffed animals.
Nah, Daesh has actually exploited special needs people to serve as suicide bombers so I suppose that's always something Phil can aspire towards.
So you're advocating destroying small businesses by stealing from them? No wonder Portland is such a shit hole. You know Phil, Communists call people like you parasites. You aren't fighting against capitalism or "the man," you are advocating against the working class. But then I suppose you wouldn't understand that because you've never worked a day in your life.
Of course we all know that Phil really just wants to buy the most overpriced name brand luxury goods... hell not even luxury goods, just needlessly expensive crap that he doesn't actually need or use. He is the embodiment of raw consumerism.
Okay Phil, but... you have a home address now, and have for a while, and you still don't work so that should be the least of your worries. I am actually impressed if you are trying to get a job, and I commend you for your effort, but I'm guessing your dumb ass tattoos and lack of hygiene may be a greater impediment to any job search than you pretending to be homeless.
I'm gonna power level here because this is on my mind right now for some reason: one of the places I used to work hired on a kid with mental issues from one of the local shelters in the mailroom. Nice enough kid, but he definitely had some problems. Still, with supervision he was able to do most menial tasks quite well. Not sure what became of him, but he was basically what Phil pretended to be, except, you know, he actually did work and had some support from the local community because he wasn't a complete twat. I honestly think Phil would be happier with a job and some semblance of a social life because then he'd have money to buy Naruto swords or Antifa t-shirts or fuck even eat pizza every night of the week, but apparently I'm an evil cishet capitalist for suggesting such.
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Sure, but cost of living differs depending on where you live and such things need to be handled by local governments and not a centralized federal authority.
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What's the federal tard wage these days Phil?
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If a tard like Phil got a Goodwill job they could get away with paying him practically nothing. Goodwill is a scumbag operation.
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Hey, tard wranglers don't work for free. Tards just aren't as productive as real people and it just doesn't make sense to pay them as much.
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Goodwill uses them as pretty much slaves and then reaps huge profits that mostly go to its overpaid executives.
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Plus the cost of fumigation has to come out of his wages.
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You're not still hurting Phil. You've never worked.
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Philip, please explain what you understand the recession to be and what it has to do with you beating your mom up.
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I love how Phil can take a fairly reasonable talking point and try and turn it into something about himself. At least Phil is in the right age group this time, though being born in 1985 puts him a bit closer to being Generation X than a Millennial. Of course the key difference here is that most of those Millennials actually went to school, into the trades, or joined the military. Phil didn't, not so much because he's incompetent (although he is) but mostly because he chose not to. He literally chose to cosplay as being homeless and trans and Latino and Wiccan and Jewish and whatever else because it was fun... and now he's reaping the consequences. He could always get a job, though given his appearance, lack of skills and work history it would be a shit tier job, which he's too proud to do, though even I'll concede that he's profoundly unfit for physical labour.
Heh, funny thing is for all that Phil wants to blend in with Gen Z, he's far more of a Boomer in terms of a lot of his attitudes and beliefs, though that likely stems from being tightly controlled by his senile mother as a child. Remember when he threatened to get that Mexican janitor deported? Or how he fears black and brown people? He is a literal Karen. I mean he's pretty much a fat retarded parody of a stereotype, except he literally buys into that crap. It's sad but... also deeply funny.
Can someone please reply "OK boomer" to one of his posts? I know I don't usually advocate pozloading my negholep but I'd love to see him freak out over being called boomer since even he must realize how out of touch with youth culture he is.
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Phil begs for pizza
Spud warrior hits the road
Spud warrior hits the road
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LOL at begging for gas money when Phil can't even drive and is so dumb that he failed the written test 3 times. Not to mention doesn't have a car! And anyone dumb enough to let Phil borrow their car deserves whatever they get.
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That’s a lovely picture, Philip! Did you do it all by yourself?
I’d love to know what this “highway patrol” involves. Is it just standing by the side of the road in shades and pretending he’s a motorcycle cop? Taking photos of road signs for the wank bank? Good luck catching crooks on the highway when you don’t have a car. What’s he going to do, run after them?
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You saw his "highway patrol". He made a sign.
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He hurt his hand punching his crippled mother because she was tired of paying off his weeb costumes. You know, after he quit in tard rage from a job that paid it all off because he couldn't wait like two days to get a new nametag for one of his fake identities he LARPed as. So he totally hurt himself... by being a shortsighted and lazy mongo who refuses to work but will legit beat women.
As for his tard patrol and him begging for gas, my guess is he regained an autistic interest in cars again, so expect a lot of standing there and making tard noises at signs and cars as he bounces.
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Sure Phil. Way to work in some e-begging for shit you're not doing.
