Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Sissy Galvez]

Bob, why would we fake screenshots of your twitter when the real thing provides better material than anything we could make up?

I don’t think anyone here could top his “vacuum sealed” monstrosity.

Just to re-iterate, he used an actual vacuum to suck the air out and not a proper food vacuum dealer hence the duct tape.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Yeah, that's a reason I'll never be fucked to watch MauLer's live streams. There's being thorough and then there's just making something tl;ww because 5-8 hours is not how you podcast or stream.

They're great background noise while you're doing something else, though.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Oh, I'm sure he'll move on from Scorsese. I'm on record several times as saying "Gosh, I wonder how Bob'll react to this!" are the worst posts on here, first of all because they don't really provoke any discussion that isn't speculative (and we usually know the answer); but more importantly because if he's lurking the thread he may modify his behavior. However, I do think we should keep an eye peeled for how he takes this Alan Moore interview that dropped today:

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Moore on Jerusalem, Eternalism, Anarchy and Herbie!

Below you can read a great interview with Moore conducted by Brazilian writer and editor Raphael Sassaki . The interview was finalized at...

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While EFAP's got the vid paused I wanted to point this out:

One Leah Moore, the daughter of Allen Moore, made a statement on her father and...well here's the thread reader.

Spoiler: it's...SOMETHING

And my favorite response

I'm not completely sure what her overarching point is. I think she's just venting about her dad getting screwed over? She mentions Kirby and Ditko getting screwed over but I thought they were both worked over by Stan Lee where as Moore is a weirdo asshole anarchist who makes bad business decisions? But Ralph, you might say, what does any of this matter? Because Bobbyboi retweeted all 13 in a row. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.

Spoiler: the thirst is stronk

I'm not sure what this means for Bob retweeting all of this. Maybe he saw the name Moore, read a lot of waxing nostalgic and assumed that Leah was actually a man as that picture does not flatter her at all? Does Bob understand his own feelings?

 

[Adamska]

They're great background noise while you're doing something else, though.

That can be said about so many other videos and noises that this argument fails completely tho.

As for Blob on Moore's daughter, it could be manchild thirst or it could just be purely the name from [insert pop culture here]. Why he does it is forever a mystery tbh.

 

[Bolo]

what the fuck ever... kirby and Ditko are always the go to guys to talk about how evil the comic book industry is, and while a bunch of people in this hellhole get the shaft and it sucks, nobody talks about how unmanageable both kirby and Ditko were in the business sense of the work.

If you want to make the big bucks in the comic business, you also need to know how to make the mother-fucking business, there is a reason on why Stan Lee died a living legend while Ditko and Kirby, while recognized, died in almost poverty conditions (kinda), and that is because Kirby in his older age would burn bridges like a mother fucker and Ditko lost his mind locked in a apartment doing his objectivist comics.

And if Alan Moore now is seen as nothing but a grumpy old fart, that is because Moore went out of his way to act as one whenever someone even got close to the guy with a microphone. yeah, DC screwed you over Moor, that's DC for ya, but no one is asking you to write "watchman babies".

Worse is that Moore did go out and created good stuff after he got fucked by the big two, League and Tom Strong are good shit, and yet, every couple of months we get the "Alan moore bashes modern super-heroes" headline.

Again, it sucks to get the dick like Moore did, but at one point, specially when he went out to be sucessuful and rich like he did, you gotta chill the fuck out.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Alan Moore is fucking crazy though and wrote a whole book he self described as pornography featuring underage girls.

 

[Cleric of Autism]

Yeah, that's a reason I'll never be fucked to watch MauLer's live streams. There's being thorough and then there's just making something tl;ww because 5-8 hours is not how you podcast or stream.

Huge fan of the toxic brood, but when they're streams are routinely longer than my shift at work I find it hard to invest the time to get through them.

 

[DarkEmoMario64]

They are about to start moviebob now.

EFAP #61 - Checking Out Nando and MovieBob's Joker takes With ThatStarWarsGirl and JLongBone

Anna's channel - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRWsFMLzGGJKLnAXJ9U93_A JLongBone's Channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/IrreveRANT100 Rag's's - https://...

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Will try time stamping it later.

EDIT: OMG, they have given him the superhero name "Diabeeto" - like Magneto but he can control sugar instead.

I which I could give this post a ''ha ha'' emoji like on facebook.

 

[Judge Dredd]

There was one Youtube Channel that was called “TheFantasticSkeptic” or something along those lines that made a parody video about moviebob called “Foodie Bob”, and a few months later the entire Chanel was removed from YouTube. I’m not sure if Bob threw a tempter tantrum at Youtube to get it removed, but I wouldn’t put it past him. Nowadays I really wish I’d saved that video cause it was comedy gold.

For me, the biggest lost Bob video is one Game Overthinker video he deleted from YouTube. When you look at the videos he left on YouTube like his threesome fantasy, his video complaining about feminism, his "building a better gamer" episode, or almost all of the skit story stuff. It makes me wonder what was in that video that was so bad he hid it from the public.

The Sargon Moviebob video and the Chris Ray Gun video was eventually found, so there's always hope that someone, somewhere has it.

 

[Emperor Julian]

I have very little sympathy with Happy thanks untag-me'ssituation, you can't really talk shit about people without accepting negative ramifications in general and doing it with someone like pewdiepie comes with the issue the persons media voice is million times loader than yours. If she's sincere about social anxiety then this the equivalant of a nut allergy person not checking foods.

Also looking at his/her account she's a walking sjw cliche to the point she might be a deep cover troll.

 

[Judge Holden]

You created something bigger than any of us Judge. This consoomer thing's really struck a cord with people I believe. I've seen multiple people reference it and today I found this video on twitter.
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I pray history remembers you and that you have given us this wonderful gift.

The ironic thing is I wasnt even really thinking about movieblob when I made the mayme, just the most obscene and grotesque caricature of a mindless corporate slop devouring franchise fan...

Funny how once again the hyperbole and wild imaginations of kiwi speds falls far short of the truth of just how fucking pathetic and retarded people can really be

 

[Neko GF]

Remember Republicans are bad because they're intolerant and dehumanise people:

Spoiler: be considered of malfunctioning mind

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1197713788906168322

Twitter

archived 22 Nov 2019 13:07:49 UTC

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FilmRobert, living up to his title of Neoliberal shill has decided to whiteknight for Soros.

Spoiler: Neoliberal Shilling

Bob Chipman on Twitter

“I'd say that's putting it mildly. https://t.co/YMsE8A3854”

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archived 22 Nov 2019 13:15:39 UTC

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Also, Bob continues to show that he is thick skinned and that the trolls don't get to him:

Spoiler: Surgery 'n Sheeit

Bob Chipman on Twitter

“Oh? That's nice. I'm keeping a family member company overnight in hospital while they recover from surgery; so I suppose we all had important priorities this evening. https://t.co/Go88hAQu5k”

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Context: His sister in law got her gallbladder removed

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

Moviebob calls Kathleen Kennedy's comments on Star Wars "god-tier trolling", cause she said the post-Disney films had "no comic books or 800 page novels" to draw from.

MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“God-tier trolling. Respect. https://t.co/vrKYIRz6H2”

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Oh yeah, this is totally intentional trolling and not someone completely unaware of material outside of the movies right?

She was also lying sooooooooooo

 

[Mola Ram]

Context: His sister in law got her gallbladder removed

In the Chipman household, the removal of any organ that makes digestion easier is a tragedy of Biblical proportions.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

For me, the biggest lost Bob video is one Game Overthinker video he deleted from YouTube. When you look at the videos he left on YouTube like his threesome fantasy, his video complaining about feminism, his "building a better gamer" episode, or almost all of the skit story stuff. It makes me wonder what was in that video that was so bad he hid it from the public.

The Sargon Moviebob video and the Chris Ray Gun video was eventually found, so there's always hope that someone, somewhere has it.

The biggest shit there is to find about Bob is the rumored fanfiction he wrote about Shigeru Miyamoto giving him a sword that can alter reality.

God knows what levels of spergery can be contained within the unholy pages of such thing.

 

[Flexo]

She was also lying sooooooooooo

*looks at 30 years of EU material*

Wut da faq? Forget lying, dat bitch be crazy!

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

*looks at 30 years of EU material*

Wut da faq? Forget lying, dat bitch be crazy!

The Solo Twins were used by JJ (in combination with George's Treatment) to help create Rey and Kylo

 

[Force and Character]

In the Chipman household, the removal of any organ that makes digestion easier is a tragedy of Biblical proportions.

And this comes on the heels of the marinaded monstrosity. Really makes you wonder what he isn't telling about the situation.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Here's a terrifying thought I just have. Remember when James Gunn got initially fired that caused Bob to throw a massive tantrum on twitter, why do I get the feeling he wrote torture porn-style stories of shit he'd do to Bob Iger, Alan Horn, and Kevin Fiege in the style and tone of Misery.

Oh wow, I thought he was writing a book on Bob for a moment.

IndieWire

According to the publisher, it's described as a “mind-bending opus."

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[Arthur Morgan]

The biggest shit there is to find about Bob is the rumored fanfiction he wrote about Shigeru Miyamoto giving him a sword that can alter reality.

God knows what levels of spergery can be contained within the unholy pages of such thing.

I've been searching for that since I heard the story. Been through archives of TV tropes since he mentioned it was listed there but couldn't find anything.

Anyone know what screen name he might have written it under at that time? Might give us some clues.