Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Neko GF]

Bob, deciding to change things up, has decided to showcase his Yang derangement syndrome instead of the usual Trump/ Tulsi derangement syndrome.

Spoiler: "Grow Up"

Bob Chipman on Twitter

“Saw #BoycottMSNBC trending, thought "oh God, what idiocy are the Trumplings up to now?" But it turns out it's the ANDREW YANG kids - which is somehow even funnier?”

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MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“No, I fully comprehend that Yang is fervently supported by earnest-and-highly-educated-yet-dumb tech bros of every age, creed, color and gender 👍 https://t.co/SsrnAX7Cq1”

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archived 23 Nov 2019 21:08:08 UTC

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archived 23 Nov 2019 21:11:03 UTC

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One of my favourite things about Bob's tirades and twitter slap-fights is the fact that he generally tries to portray his opposition as being kids, despite the fact that he himself is incredibly childlike. If you look at his twitter feed, you can see him beating off to Frozen 2. A 38 year old man who obsesses over Disney and the MCU calling anyone else a kid is the very definition of the word "irony".

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

You know, I was gonna actually say that Bob had a good take on something but then I reread it.

Spoiler: Ultimate transgression!

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archived 23 Nov 2019 22:35:01 UTC

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I saw Parasite. I really liked Parasite. It's a great movie about terrible people doing terrible things to lazily better their selves. It's so wonderfully written that all these people come off as *gasp* human! If this was ANYONE else then the line "NONE of these people are as awful as you want them to be." would be just a line but it's not from just anyone. It's from Bob. I'm incredibly curious on who exactly Bob wanted to be even more awful. Is it the down on their luck poor people or the rich people, who's lives said poor people worm their way into? That's a big thunk right there fellow Bobologists.

I also don't know what he was "busy" with. He had enough time to see and review and make rebuttal vids on Terminator: Dork Fate (heh gottem) and his sister-in-law didn't have surgery till a few days ago. I guess he did back up his toilet super fierce and used a shop vac to vacuum seal what might have been a severed head so, yeah, I suppose that would qualify as life is busy.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

A 38 year old man who obsesses over Disney and the MCU calling anyone else a kid is the very definition of the word "irony".

This entire thing about him creaming himself over Dinsey stuff reminds me about Bex and her impulsive trips to Disneyworld with the cucks. For fuck's sake, i get you like disney stuff because you're nostalgic over Beauty and the Beast or the Hunchback of Notre Dame, but to not grow out of that stuff is truly impressive.

Is it the down on their luck poor people or the rich people, who's lives said poor people worm their way into?

We know that Bob values more political alignment, sexuality and color skin than anything else, so it barely matters. But if he had to do it without any sort of knowledge about said people, i would bet that he would brutalize the poor people down on their luck.

 

[Bolo]

You know, I was gonna actually say that Bob had a good take on something but then I reread it.

Spoiler: Ultimate transgression!

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I saw Parasite. I really liked Parasite. It's a great movie about terrible people doing terrible things to lazily better their selves. It's so wonderfully written that all these people come off as *gasp* human! If this was ANYONE else then the line "NONE of these people are as awful as you want them to be." would be just a line but it's not from just anyone. It's from Bob. I'm incredibly curious on who exactly Bob wanted to be even more awful. Is it the down on their luck poor people or the rich people, who's lives said poor people worm their way into? That's a big thunk right there fellow Bobologists.

I also don't know what he was "busy" with. He had enough time to see and review and make rebuttal vids on Terminator: Dork Fate (heh gottem) and his sister-in-law didn't have surgery till a few days ago. I guess he did back up his toilet super fierce and used a shop vac to vacuum seal what might have been a severed head so, yeah, I suppose that would qualify as life is busy.

Such a weird way of phrasing "as awful as you want them to be". No one goes to movies wanting to hate characters, we can only react to what the movie gives us.

In a silly action movie, sure, make the bad guys as bad as they can be, so we can clap like the movie trained us to do when the said bad guys fall.

But Parasite (great movie I'll add to the choir) from the start you can tell the tone is more of a "hey, this class struggle shit sucks, here is a fucked up scenario that we will use as a metaphor", and for that to work then you need some balance, you can't have the poor main family be just exploitative heartless assholes and the rich family to be detached snobs whose only scenes are of them looking down on poor people. If the humanity is taken from these characters, then there is no fucking struggle, it is just one side being assholes solely because their wealth or lack of, rending whatever emotional ressonance for a social driven drama pointless.

But here is the catch, this shit i just typed, its the part that doesn't need to be spelled out. You don't need a fucking film school degree to get that in this movie will leave you ambivalent about it's characters, because the objective isn't any come ups for the end of the third act, so people get engrossed in the weird plot that develops and at each turn you see a new facet of the characters. Even if you are not aware or can't reason it out in word, your brain gets it.

But what I really loved was Bob describing this as the "ultimate transgression" as if a bunch of movies and literature didn't do this before, but hey, when you herald fucking Jordan Peele as the voice of a generation concerning socially themed movies, the idea of this very simple set up being a "trangression" makes sense to this very limited and very mediocre movie critic.

 

[Neko GF]

Bob Chipman EXPOSES and ERADICATES small-brained detractor.

Spoiler: True enlightenment

MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“If your decision is truly "educated" in these matters you don't need televised debates to make this decision. To be frank about it, in this system, climate and era; you dont really even need the names of the eventual candidates. https://t.co/cNlRN6KVHj”

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archived 24 Nov 2019 00:24:16 UTC

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"Don't bother trying decide which candidate you want to vote for! Don't bother watching the debates to learn about what each canidate's policy is!! Just consoom the brand of what ever Dem candidate wins the primary!!"- 500 IQ thinker Robert Chipman

Also, I have no idea why anyone would ever try to debate Bob when he has such great debating skills.

Spoiler: Facts and logic

MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“No. https://t.co/mCrcwglK0v”

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archived 24 Nov 2019 00:37:02 UTC

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But in all, seriousness. Why would anyone even try to debate Bob? The ideological drivel and brain dead consumerism he displays on a daily basis should be enough evidence that Bob is utterly incapable of reasonable thought or discussion. He has convinced himself that everything that isn't part of his worldview or part of the brands he mindlessly consumes is objectively wrong, stupid or evil. He is too bigoted and mindless to argue with.

 

[Adamska]

But in all, seriousness. Why would anyone even try to debate Bob? The ideological drivel and brain dead consumerism he displays on a daily basis should be enough evidence that Bob is utterly incapable of reasonable thought or discussion. He has convinced himself that everything that isn't part of his worldview or part of the brands he mindlessly consumes is objectively wrong, stupid or evil. He is too bigoted and mindless to argue with.

It's more to try and maybe make him chimp in rage since he's self admitted to having rage problems before. The problem is you can't do that on Twitter, because Blob just blocks you or replies with pithy remarks and doesn't go on.

But let's just add he even does the creationist/conspiratard move of demanding you educate yourself.

Which okay. I mean he's a wannabe Leon DeGrelle and has the background of a stroke addled housecat on all media, except movies where he has as much background as a middleschooler, but I guess the Stumpy Wonder is an illuminati member and not a useful idiot to be put to the wall when the fall begins.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

It's more to try and maybe make him chimp in rage since he's self admitted to having rage problems before. The problem is you can't do that on Twitter, because Blob just blocks you or replies with pithy remarks and doesn't go on.

But let's just add he even does the creationist/conspiratard move of demanding you educate yourself.

Which okay. I mean he's a wannabe Leon DeGrelle and has the background of a stroke addled housecat on all media, except movies where he has as much background as a middleschooler, but I guess the Stumpy Wonder is an illuminati member and not a useful idiot to be put to the wall when the fall begins.

I've said it before, but it would be really amazing for Bob to experience a "Father Call". It's a pipe dream of course, but it would be hilarious to see him try to defend himself in front of somebody who is well-versed on Bob lore and won't take any of his shit.

You know, I was gonna actually say that Bob had a good take on something but then I reread it.

Spoiler: Ultimate transgression!

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I saw Parasite. I really liked Parasite. It's a great movie about terrible people doing terrible things to lazily better their selves. It's so wonderfully written that all these people come off as *gasp* human! If this was ANYONE else then the line "NONE of these people are as awful as you want them to be." would be just a line but it's not from just anyone. It's from Bob. I'm incredibly curious on who exactly Bob wanted to be even more awful. Is it the down on their luck poor people or the rich people, who's lives said poor people worm their way into? That's a big thunk right there fellow Bobologists.

I also don't know what he was "busy" with. He had enough time to see and review and make rebuttal vids on Terminator: Dork Fate (heh gottem) and his sister-in-law didn't have surgery till a few days ago. I guess he did back up his toilet super fierce and used a shop vac to vacuum seal what might have been a severed head so, yeah, I suppose that would qualify as life is busy.

Not to get off the subject of Bob, but can someone tell me a little bit about Parasite? I'm seeing it getting brought up a lot, especially how it is so great and a must watch. I want to know a little bit more, especially since I have no idea what Bob is even saying here.

 

[DarkEmoMario64]

As bob face keep on degreding over time, I have notice that he looks more and more like Jerry Budos.

Not saying that Bob is a footfag and a serial killer, but that he looks a bit like him in appearance.

True, but Joker is basically a Scorsese-inspired drama disguised as a capeshit film. IIRC, the director and Joaquin Phoenix both said as much. The only way they could get the script greenlit was to tie it into a comic book property.

Speaking of Scorese it is funny how people who hate on the Joker for supposedly being a celebration of incels speak so highly of Scorsese film's when Taxi Driver is literally about a guy calling all women whores because on of them ends up not being into him.

 

[Adamska]

Speaking of Scorese it is funny how people who hate on the Joker for supposedly being a celebration of Incels speak so highly of Scorsese film's when Taxi Driver is literally about a guy calling all women whores because on of them ends up not being into him.

Well, with Galaxy Brain and Gut Blob here, I'm pretty sure he's never seen Taxi Driver given how it's pretty clear that he uses crib notes for quite a few of his points whenever he makes them. Hell, most "critics" probably haven't either, because why see classics when you can just shriek about how Joker bad because muh marching orders tell me to say it is.

 

[Judge Dredd]

This entire thing about him creaming himself over Dinsey stuff reminds me about Bex and her impulsive trips to Disneyworld with the cucks. For fuck's sake, i get you like disney stuff because you're nostalgic over Beauty and the Beast or the Hunchback of Notre Dame, but to not grow out of that stuff is truly impressive.

He doesn't even have to grow out of it. He just needs to stop being a sped about it. It is possible to like childish or simple things without being a dick about it, or taking it so seriously he can unironically tweet "What would Mario think of us".

 

[Koby_Fish]

What hospital lets in-laws stay overnight for a non-life threatening stay?

More like Blob went for fifteen minutes hoping to catch a peek through that hospital gown then got bored, got some pabst and McDonald's, went home and cried as Mauler raped his ears for hours on end.

I don't know how it works in the states, but in Canada if you have that surgery in the daytime, they boot your ass home the same day unless there's complications. They only keep a person overnight if the surgery happened late (like say 8pm), and they certainly DON'T need a family member to stay there with the person.

When they boot your ass home they do say to make sure a responsible person is around for 24 hours after the fact because a person is "legally impaired" for 24 hours following surgery. You're not supposed to drive, buy shit, sell shit, or make fucking toast. And if you don't have anyone? You just don't get the fucking surgery, end of story.

So yeah, I'ma press a big fat HUGE red X to doubt.

 

[BubbleButt]

I don't know how it works in the states, but in Canada if you have that surgery in the daytime, they boot your ass home the same day unless there's complications. They only keep a person overnight if the surgery happened late (like say 8pm), and they certainly DON'T need a family member to stay there with the person.

When they boot your ass home they do say to make sure a responsible person is around for 24 hours after the fact because a person is "legally impaired" for 24 hours following surgery. You're not supposed to drive, buy shit, sell shit, or make fucking toast. And if you don't have anyone? You just don't get the fucking surgery, end of story.

So yeah, I'ma press a big fat HUGE red X to doubt.

Yes, this is how it works in Eagleland as well.

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

I still it funny Bob compared Dark Knight Rises to Romney and Avengers to Obama despite Avengers contains more conservative themes than he realizes.

I'm not the biggest Marvel guy so I apologize for my ignorance. What conservative themes does the Avengers have?

 

[breadandcircuses]

I'm not the biggest Marvel guy so I apologize for my ignorance. What conservative themes does the Avengers have?

So the avengers, who are white, beat up the invading aliens, who are not.

C'mon, it's basically Aryan Supermen put invading rapefugees into their place.

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Why would blob be the one to keep his landlord sister-in-law company in the hospital overnight and not her husband? What they don’t trust Uncle Blob to watch the kids at night? Where’s her family?

 

[Chaos Theorist]

Why would blob be the one to keep his landlord sister-in-law company in the hospital overnight and not her husband? What they don’t trust Uncle Blob to watch the kids at night? Where’s her family?

Bob is cucking his brother

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Bob is cucking his brother

While doing awful things to her.

I don’t think he understands globalism still.

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Also, I’ll be posting photoshopped pictures of Bob shaved on because he looks atrociously ugly as fuck.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

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That's a very unsettling expression on Bob there. Lose the glasses and put a robe on him, and he looks like he could be a member of the Spanish Inquisition staring at a suspected heretic to be burned at the stake.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Why would blob be the one to keep his landlord sister-in-law company in the hospital overnight and not her husband? What they don’t trust Uncle Blob to watch the kids at night? Where’s her family?

They all probably had work tomorrow.

 

[Puck]

I don’t think he understands globalism still.
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Also, I’ll be posting photoshopped pictures of Bob shaved on because he looks atrociously ugly as fuck.
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Blob looks like the worlds fattest cancer patient in all of these