Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

The real challenge is going to be wound care once she's home. Bibi is buff for a little dude, but he's only got two hands it likely takes four to hold that monster hanging stomach up.
Pretty much, that’s not even touching on the germs and filth. A while back I mentioned a patient who broke their hardware after refusing to lose weight for a surgery. Patient had their revision surgery and ended up with a staph infection that was leaking. Anyway- I found out their living conditions were similar to Chantal’s, but I don’t know if jabba will notice frankly. I imagine her wounds heal weird or at least slow. I highly doubt she’ll avoid posting videos that long she loves her internet attention almost as much as her fast food.
 
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I look like this.....lol :

a smug, cunty, smiling cow (with blooming and blown out light and filters on top of filters carving out a dorito-point chin) with the shit eating grin and self satisfied expression of "got em, tee hee, I really AM in a hospital and draining massive amounts of resources and attention from every atom of existence around me!!"
 
If the procedure was laproscopic the wounds are going to be tiny. I have a feeeling her recovery is not going to be nearly as big a deal as a lot of you are making it out to be (well the wound care anyway). Yes her gunt is massive but the wounds from the lap would be the same size as they would be on anyone-- tiny.

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She may have been too big to do it that way. or depending on what it looked like in there with cyst placement or whatever else is going on sometimes they have to cut you like in picture one. But if she did get it laparoscopically I'm sure in her world she thinks that's painful. She's never gone through child birth or anything that is truly painful. But from what I know it's uncomfortable but not super painful .
 

Blegh,that smug face.

Can't say I'm particularly excited for her glorious return. We all know she's gonna mil.k the shit out of this and she'll whine about meds and muh recovery for weeks, possibly months. Wispy-voiced wannabe munchie Chantal is the most boring and worst Chantal.

Besides that, we'll probably never know which surgery she really had to get done. As the saying goes : Chantal lies and she does it so much that she can't keep track of all of them. I remember when people here were discussing back and forth about the supposed liquid diet she was put on days (maybe even a week?) before her first surgery appointment, just for her to oh so casually admit that it was her idea and not her doctor's.

She makes a mountain out of a molehill every time.
 
So, uh, this is kind of a weird thing for Chantal's mom to post on her surgery day, no?

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Jabba's sister doesn't have kids and isn't pregnant. And Jabba supposedly just got her uterus yoinked out. Hmm.

This post has been going around Fb the last week. Make of that what you will, but I doubt she sought it out. Still, lol
 
If those cysts were as big as she claims they were - she has a lot of space now to fill with fat! Thank god for Uber Eats! Bedbound mukbangs here we come!

Checked the Sarault FB accounts and found this gem from mom's birthday:
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As big as her mom and sister combined!

Her mother posted literally nothing about Jabba on surgery day.

She looks like a potato precariously perched on a couple of toothpicks,
 
And she's bracing herself on that counter top, as someone upthread pointed out is her habit.
Not only the counter top, but it also looks like she's holding on to the back of the chair her mom is sitting on. I bet she's holding on to that thing for dear life. Her legs are so comically small compared to the rest of her heft, it's a wonder a stiff breeze doesn't topple her.
 
Not only the counter top, but it also looks like she's holding on to the back of the chair her mom is sitting on. I bet she's holding on to that thing for dear life. Her legs are so comically small compared to the rest of her heft, it's a wonder a stiff breeze doesn't topple her.

I would pay a pretty good sum to watch Chantal in a wind tunnel. It probably isn't much past 30mph wind and she's a goner.

Less aerodynamic this:

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OR

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Jesus upon Jesus. That photo at mom's bash really brought it home. When she talked about another lover recently and harrumphed something about "her legs in the air"? That truly did not happen. Those disproportionate stumps are only pounding the gas and brake pedals to get her enormous rear end to Taco Bell.

Don't make me think about you naked with your legs in the air, Chantal. Don't fucking do it.
 
Jesus upon Jesus. That photo at mom's bash really brought it home. When she talked about another lover recently and harrumphed something about "her legs in the air"? That truly did not happen. Those disproportionate stumps are only pounding the gas and brake pedals to get her enormous rear end to Taco Bell.

Don't make me think about you naked with your legs in the air, Chantal. Don't fucking do it.
The thing that blows my mind about that is her height. She's 5'1. I have female relatives around that height (with proportionate weight) and they are tiny. The guy on the right with the hat who is at least a head taller than her isn't as wide as her. If you took her width, or measure from her straight from her gut to her back and stood it up, it would probably be a third to half her height. How she can even stand up and walk is a mystery to me. Her joints must be screaming with all that weight on them.
 
I can imagine Chantal being like one of those beggars that say that they need money for food and when you bring them something to eat, they get mad as the money was never actually going towards food. Except in her case she pretended that she wanted a stuffed toy but really wanted a triple serving of Arbys.
 
Sheesh, talk about denial. It is ok to look different, however when the main difference is that you're approaching Schwartzschild's radius and starting to pull objects into your orbit then you should probably reconsider your life choices. Not that it matters anymore, she's way too old to improve anything now. All that's left is some post operation complications and coffin size gossip.
 
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