WHY I WONT WEIGH IN + COOKING FRESH SALMON FIRST TIME - (11/24/2019)

[Masta]

I was about to sleep then get this notification. Our girl is putting in the work, yeah right.

 

[Cheesecake Coochie]

She just needs to tell the damn truth. She gained more weight and can't fit on her scale no more.

Also Becky looks dead, it's okay Becky you're free to join your other hundreds of dead relatives soon enough. You can tell she's seeking the sweet release of death.

Edit: "I can promise you I am losing weight" Where???

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

ALRIGHT FUCKERS LET'S RECAP THIS DUMPSTER FIRE

• needs to do grocery shopping for a "friends moment"
• in a weird, funky mood
• went to Kroger, not going to show us the food
• now she can put away groceries and cook without sitteen
• she wants to put away groceries WITH THE QUICKNESS
• got a bunch of vegetables and brown rice, healthy frozen dinners, but she will not show us though
• for the little situation: fruit tray, vegetable tray, chips and dip, Beggy is making pizza rolls
• got more Christmas presents in the mail, got a tripod (the wrong one, wanted a handheld tripod)
• she "done-did opened all of the packageen"
• she has a macbook PRO, three chargers broke already
• got a children's Christmas colouring book
• bought a purse for a friend
• got something for herself, a purse backpack (omfg I can only imagine what it would look like on her)
• making fresh salmon for the first time ever
• puts Pam spray on tin foil
• she is so proud she bought fish from the store
• she is scared to touch the salmon (so Becky tops then)
• adds a metric fuckton of garlic salt, onion powder, black pepper, a fucking fish died for this
• puts Pam spray on top of the fish
• she is confused that she likes fresh fish
• watched the Grudge 2, Beggy looks checked the fuck out
• did not vlog any of the partee
• scratched her sclera because she is allergic to her cats
• eating pasta after fasting for 20 hours
• wants to show us a bite of her pasta because she thinks it is satisfying
• more feeder fodder
• Amberlynn wants to eat three meals a day "to feel satiated"
• Amberlynn is scared of thawing chicken
• She interrogates Beggy
• This video is giving me Krystle era vibes because of how forced it is
• Beggy looks sedated
• COMMENT OF THE DAY Y'ALL
  • something about off brand rice, she plays dumb
  • something about Gordon Ramsay ads, she plays dumb
  • "why don't you do a weigh in to prove you are losing weight?" -- she does not want to weigh in anymore, losing three pounds for her is not an accomplishment, it is a bowel movement
  • Amber, you are a makeup hoarder because you rarely wear it -- blah blah blah, the hambeast is making false comparisons again
  • "less funny, just a fatty" FUCKING LOL
  • her laundry pile is bigger than pillow mountain
  • go vegan
  • where are your cats?
  • "100% CORRECT or I have a donkey up my ass"
  • "those eggs look so good" -- ayyygs make me nauseous
  • "does anyone else click on her videos just to dislike it?" -- I ignore the ratio boo boo
  • "each X is another 100lbs"
  • you need an eye test (diabetic retinopathy is a bitch, look it up)
  • she can walk longer than two minutes you guisssssse
  • all you do in your life is rest lol -- ummmmm, you are so wrong haydur

ANOTHER RAGE QUIT, FIN

 

[bubble tea]

Actually wheezing at this trailer trash buying a knockoff Louis Vuitton bag on fucking Amazon while treating salmon like an exotic, luxurious dish. My sides.

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

Fucking priceless, what a true cunt.

 

[Twinkie]

30 minute video? Yep, your gorl is definitely getting sued

 

[Discourteous Discourse]

Here's your gorl on the road to weight loss and glowing health.

ETA - I can't imagine how awful that must taste to someone with a normal palate...

 

[The Last Stand]

A weigh-in for her would be pointless anyway. It would make a minuscule, if any, difference given her current health and weight. She's basically dead (wo)man walking at this point. A freak show if you would.

 

[W00K #17]

I hardly ever watch her anyway but I really can't make myself watch whatever it is she did to fuck up that salmon.

 

[ADHD]

I had to cut off the intro and make it 240p to get it small enough to upload, but here's the archive:

 

[StrawberryDouche]

30 minute video? Yep, your gorl is definitely getting sued

But the good news is, she'll be able to stand in court when they garnish her bank account.

 

[Belle Ariel]

wonder what meds Beggy is taking? Shes in another dimension

 

[Welcome to Chin Dab 101]

That $30 purse backpack she bought for herself is a pathetic Louis Vuitton knock off. It’s definitely not worth $30 and probably smells like death and chemicals (so like nothing to Hamber!).

 

[ADHD]

LOL she sounds like she's going to cry while she's trying to eat the salmon. She shows just the skin remaining but I don't know if I believe she actually ate it all.

EDIT: She seems very off in this video, like she's on drugs, especially at the part where she's sitting at the table with Becky. Did Becky get her stoned?

 

[GeorgiaGuidestones]

She looks like a bloated corpse in this shot.

 

[beautiful person]

She destroyed that poor salmon.

Sure it was only farmed Atlantic shit, but still


An atrocity.

 

[Haesindang Park]

That salmon could've been smoked salmon or salmon sushi. I really love salmon; especially as smoked salmon or as sushi (better yet, both for me). That salmon could've been a fine culinary masterpiece. Instead, it died just to be eaten without much thought into it.

 

[Dick Pooman]

300 IQ Move: You can't move the goalposts if you can't fit through them in the first place.

 

[Twinkie]

That $30 purse backpack she bought for herself is a pathetic Louis Vuitton knock off. It’s definitely not worth $30 and probably smells like death and chemicals (so like nothing to Hamber!).

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Knockoff LV monogram jfc

WHAT is she thinking? The last time this style of bag was popular, Amberlynn's parents had custody of her

 

[New & Improved Username]

When she talked about laundry it just made me think- one Al outfit must take up half the washer, like washing a set of sheets.