WHY I WONT WEIGH IN + COOKING FRESH SALMON FIRST TIME - (11/24/2019)

[DubbleBubble]

yall thinking she' desperately trying to lose weight to fool us... She aint losing shit.

Her plan is to just say she's losing weight, despite obvious visual evidence to the opposite and figure we eventually just forget about her weight completely. As long as she says she's losing weight, that must be whats happening because that's what she said. Because her intelligence barely developed beyond the state of a toddler.

I also agree that while she probably got a big "YOU GONNA DIE" scare from the doctors at the ER, like every time she sees a medical professional, it will have no long term effects. Going by toddler logic she gets really scared for a minute but then nothing bad happens for a week or so and her incredibly short term memory forgets the scare and everything goes back to business as usual like nothing happened in the first place. Amber has no concept of long-term cause and effect. If she's not in pain RIGHT NOW then everything is fine.

 

[Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince]

Peep that clock and window when she says she is eating lunch its almost 7:45 at night.

"I eat lunch later than the average joe"

Almost 8 hours later gorl? So dinner is at 3 a.m.?


Bah @Serial Grapist beat me to it!!! Late again gorls

 

[Fupacabra]

Peep that clock and window when she says she is eating lunch its almost 7:45 at night.

"I eat lunch later than the average joe"

Almost 8 hours later gorl? So dinner is at 3 a.m.?

She forgot to tell that she eats many lunches each day. It goes like this: BREAKFAST, lunch, lunch, lunch, LUNCH, lunch, lunch, lunch, DINNER, lunch, lunch, lunch.

 

[SweetDee]

Ya know, if she'd wash her hands every once in awhile her eyes wouldn't itch when she rubs them.

Just sayin'.

 

[Mad Asshatter]

Ya know, if she'd wash her hands every once in awhile her eyes wouldn't itch when she rubs them.

Just sayin'.

Maybe she's been scratchin' her giant rift or mining for dingleberries. She probably sniffs her fingers too when she's done.

 

[Blanche]

For the sake of my sanity I refuse to believe Amber has been able to even reach her nether-regions

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

get on the scales fat

edit: I just actually watched the cooking portion of the video and I feel sick. The amount of shit poured on there, ugh. Way to ruin a perfectly good piece of fish, Pepperlynn.

Also lol at that bootleg Louis V purse. Adsense money doesn't stretch far enough for the genuine article?

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Everyone, this was AL on Dec. 28 2018. She is definitely 600 by now.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

she talked about getting a legit LV bag a while ago but is too stupid to figure out how to buy one unless she waddles up to a LV store and pays in cash

 

[StrawberryDouche]

she talked about getting a legit LV bag a while ago but is too stupid to figure out how to buy one unless she waddles up to a LV store and pays in cash

She's also too stupid to figure out how to withdraw that much cash from the bank.

 

[Lift Me Up]

ALRIGHT FUCKERS LET'S RECAP THIS DUMPSTER FIRE

• she is scared to touch the salmon (so Becky tops then)

ANOTHER RAGE QUIT, FIN

*Shutters*
Seems to be nothing out of the ordinary with our gorl.

 

[Billie Ross]

The last time she lost weight she admitted that it only happened because muh lymphadema was terrifying her. So even if she is losing weight--and it really doesn't look like she is but who knows--it's only because she's once again terrified of something else health related (or lymphadema, again)

Since Dana and Dustyn are back she's been out everyday "grabbing a bite to eat", going to the pizza buffet arcade 3 days in a row, having get together with a bunch of food, Halloween party with enough food to feed a family for a month and eating out the next day, when sick, had take away food everyday, Chinese buffet and NOW want people to believe she is losing a lot of weight for eating a few crap "home made" meals???
The Beast is past 600lbs easily and the Holidays just started....

 

[Sure Thing Idiot]

I like when she dumps the onion powder on the salmon a dust storm rolls up like a helicopter landing in the Sahara desert. It's one of the easiest types of fish on earth it has so much natural flavor you can literally put it in the oven naked and it will still taste pretty nice. I want someone out there to make a cooking compilation video of every single food this woman has managed to absolutely fucking descimate in her career.. she gives Jack Scalfani a run for his money would you rather eat Jack's wasabi mashed potato barf or Amber's desert salmon that tastes of grit and sweat

 

[gay frogs]

Everyone saying she’s 600 or under... y’all blind? She’s definitely well into the 600s. Just going by her pattern of weight gain, and the visual evidence. That’s a big gorl.

 

[Punkinsplice]

I have a feeling she will blame the lymphedema, whether she admits to topping 600 or not. Also, whatever scare she got at the ER is now moot, imo, because she has already had time to discount that dx using her mental gymnastics that made her deny having cellulitis and circulation issues after previous ER and doctor visits. She just changes the story and gaslights when she faces the truth about her health.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

She's also too stupid to figure out how to withdraw that much cash from the bank.

Amberlynn is really a fine example of what modern capitalism can do. Can't count up to the number of pounds she weighs, probably doesn't even know how much money she has at any given moment because she pulls in thousands of dollars without doing anything and only ever buys dollar store crap.

 

[Harkonnendometriosis]

The comment about gaining 100 lbs with each X was misinterpreted by Amber. She thought they were talking about dress sizes. I believe they meant X girlfriends. Did you notice the Chantal SHHH at about 3:30?

Oh my god. I'm so glad you said that because I had no fucking clue what she was talking about. She is so stupid it hurts my soul

 

[Twinkie]

To be fair what kind of idiot writes "X" instead of ex?

 

[Beluga]

To be fair what kind of idiot writes "X" instead of ex?

Judging from this thread, all of her viewers.

 

[Vink]

Jesus Christ. Complains of a "sodium sensitivity" and then continues to put all the salt in the worls on that salmon. ALR literally has all day to cook and could actually make something with some flavor and instead decides to eat sodium mountain.