WHY I WONT WEIGH IN + COOKING FRESH SALMON FIRST TIME - (11/24/2019)

[Captain Ahab]

It’s hilarious how obsessed she’s gotten with trying to prove she’s rich. It got worse after people sperged out about her flexing money on camera. Y’all shoulda just ignored it. It was that one thing she could be envied, and it stroked her ego in a way she had never been stroked before.

It’s funny, though, how her white trash roots show in every choice she makes. Plus, you can tell she doesn’t have nearly as much money as she claims. Don’t expect her to mention actual rich people brands, like Loro Piana, who use rare high-quality materials for all their products. A single sweater would set her back 5-10k, and I doubt there’s enough vicuña in the world for her size.

Lastly, dear gorl, when people see your unwashed ass squeezing itself out of your old ugly car, dressed in cheap ugly clothes that don’t fit, and waddling toward Walmart, no one’s gonna look at your “designer” bag and believe it’s genuine.

 

[THEKINGOFGOUTVLOGS]

We're supposed to take her word regarding what she got from Kroger's, lol

Don't think that I have to point out how much of a redflag it is that she won't show us what she got but says she got all that healthy stuff. Who is this bitch trying to fool?

And she's bragging about she can now do the dishes, cook, and take out the groceries (?) while standing up. But she still needs a fucking king size mattress dragged after her because herlayygs start to hurt.

Edit: LMAO, frozen dinners to replace fast food. Woman, they're just as bad and "have a lot of sodiums". 6 years of "losing" weight and this bitch still admits that she eats fast food off camera. Good job on doing "what you think works"

In an extra pissy mood today, sorry.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

the spaghetti eating conversation confirmed for me that she's not just a fat dumbass who's too stupid to lose weight, she legit gets off on food. horrific.

 

[literally low-key]

The comment about gaining 100 lbs with each X was misinterpreted by Amber. She thought they were talking about dress sizes. I believe they meant X girlfriends. Did you notice the Chantal SHHH at about 3:30?

 

[THEKINGOFGOUTVLOGS]

the spaghetti eating conversation confirmed for me that she's not just a fat dumbass who's too stupid to lose weight, she legit gets off on food. horrific.

Anyone else feel like that spaghetti segment was dedicated to the haydurs?

Spoiler: Amber being as dainty as a hippo

And the amount of shade she threw at Becky in this video is a lot

"You don't like broccoli! You don't like cauliflower! You don't like onions!"

"I got some veggie trays. Becky is making some pizza rolls which is weird, but she's cute!"

Don't get me wrong, I don't like Becky, my point is Amber bullshitting us again about how much she loves Becky yet she scolds her for not liking what she also likes

Amber, at least Becky managed to lose what you gained in 6 months. Yet you scold her on camera for not eating what you also eat, even though you also eat fucking fast food and now you got frozen TV dinners because you're starting to get bigger and bigger to the point you can't fit in the car and you're getting imobilized every passing day.

Oh, and this was Becky's face the whole time while being scolded by her patient:

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

Oh, and this was Becky's face the whole time while being scolded by her patient:
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Niiiicely toasted.

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

The way she talks with that whole valley girl drawl makes me never want to visit that part of America.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

She looks like a bloated corpse in this shot. View attachment 1023551

the other day i saw a picture of someone who had committed suicide in a bathtub and was left to fester for like a week she looks just like it, no shit. Yeah gorl, you're that dainty 170 if it died in a bathtub and festered in its corpse juices.

 

[Blanche]

That poor salmons family is owed reparations.

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

F's in the chat for our brave warrior, he died with fear in his eyes but with hope in his heart.

 

[MaryZiggy]

Amber proves one more time that she loves to eat but does not enjoy good food - she has no clue what that is
Everything she cooks is ruined with tons of sodium, salt flavored something and pepper. I'm surprised she did not fineshed that aberration putting sriracha all over.
Plus she enjoys watching muckbangs but not cooking channels where she could actually learn something useful

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Amber proves one more time that she loves to eat but does not enjoy good food - she has no clue what that is
Everything she cooks is ruined with tons of sodium, salt flavored something and pepper. I'm surprised she did not fineshed that aberration putting sriracha all over.
Plus she enjoys watching muckbangs but not cooking channels where she could actually learn something useful

I'm not surprised, she has the palate of someone who smoked for thirty years. "Good" taste doesn't matter to her, what matters is what she can taste, that is, a fuckton of sodium on her burnt out dead tastebuds.

 

[MaryZiggy]

Becky looks bigger here I wonder if her weight loss is already going downhill.

And we're all tired to know she does not like onions or cauliflower or broccoli, so yeah Amber needs to shut up

 

[MaryZiggy]

I'm not surprised, she has the palate of someone who smoked for thirty years. "Good" taste doesn't matter to her, what matters is what she can taste, that is, a fuckton of sodium on her burnt out dead tastebuds.

She's also one of those dumb fatties who starts a diet and eats small portions of vegetables when for once she could and should be stuffing her face with them to avoid feeling hungry later.

 

[Keyboard Warrior]

Whether health-related or through sheer force of will, it's pretty obvious Becky has lost weight. Amber's lost nothing except eyebrows and IQ points. You know, the BEST liars can at least weave a little truth into their statements to make them more believable. This pig hasn't lost a ounce. She could barely lumber through her kitchen in the last vlog. Her false pride over every mundane task makes it so much worse. It's not even real pride. Even her pride is a lie.

If you're going to pathologically lie about all the boring minutiae of your life, at least try to spice it up. No one's impressed that you folded laundry today, bitch. Tell us about that time you reached the summit of Everest without the aid of oxygen, shoes or 25 Sherpas.

Can't wait to hear about her next adventure of applying soap AND water to her face!

 

[Plague Dog]

She's also one of those dumb fatties who starts a diet and eats small portions of vegetables when for once she could and should be stuffing her face with them to avoid feeling hungry later.

Exactly this. I think the most successful diets either let you enjoy the food you like but in small portions or let you indulge on volume but less quality.

 

[GogglyGoblin]

My guess is that the deathfats cling to childish fashion accessories to give them a youthful look. When you are a deathfat, you look prematurely old, tired and matronly. Delusional deathfats think cute, teenage accessories somehow offset that extra poundage.

I see college-aged women wear those tiny backpacks, I never thought they looked childish or like a teenager accesory, am I wrong or are you saying that it looks silly in a 30 year old 600lbs woman?
I'm sorry if I sound stupid I have a hard time understanding women.

 

[Moonpie]

Idea for the next Kate Winslet vid
Shots of Beggy looking like she does while playing the Ramones- I Wanna Be Sedated.
Imagine all you have to do it sit around watching you tube for 7+ hours.
I guess I would too to zone out the Binge Monster's screeching.
Another tiny backpack to wear on that wide back. A fake LV makes it much funnier. It isn't even a good knock off either. For someone who flexes like she does its hilarious.

 

[CindyChafe]

I’m probably late but did anyone else catch her say that wasabi was in the “guest room” during comment of the day? What is she referring to by guest room?

 

[StrawberryDouche]

No one's impressed that you folded laundry today, bitch. Tell us about that time you reached the summit of Everest without the aid of oxygen, shoes or 25 Sherpas.

I'll be impressed when she's lost enough weight to get the damn clothes out of the washer herself.