Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks



This girl is amazing.

She's making Lucas her regular Saturday night thing.

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Don't you have to show your ID to get the free birthday pancakes at IHOP?

Isn't he born the 27th?

Whatever. Use every syrup (strawberry, blueberry, and maple) on these to make already sweet dolce de leche inedible.

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Ugly boy doesnt understand how cell phone cameras work.

He has 15 years to "transfer his DNA".

If you don't like him chasing teenies, you're Amish.
 
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No, Lucas is not at all bothered by Dream Chaser's videos.

And he's back to calling women bitches. With excuses, of course. And picking at his open sores.

Edit: He literally says he's going to scrub his scab tomorrow to "try and get rid of it."

Uh, Lucas? You can't scrub a scab, or even zit, out of existence. You've obviously picked this into raw bloodiness, so just leave it alone?

(What am I saying?) Take a cheese grater to it!!!
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:

No, Lucas is not at all bothered by Dream Chaser's videos.

And he's back to calling women bitches. With excuses, of course. And picking at his open sores.
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The boo-ja-zee and mice-ogyny have made their regular appearance too. We just needed oligarchy for Werner bingo.

And Lucas, I don’t think you qualify as a member of the proletariat If you’re a bum who has a tug boat, mooches from charity and have never done a hard day’s work in your life.
 
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The insane pedo set up a Patreon. He needs for people to give him money because that's all women love in this bullshit patriarch system that hates women.

Lucas, you want to talk patriarchy. For years you've been trying to control/demand for teenagers/young women to fuck you. Calling them every derogatory term (bitches, whores, trailer trash, cows, dogs, etc. etc.)you can think of because they won't fuck you/breed your children and/or feed your insane delusions. You try to control and dictate "Women are supposed to be attracted to older men". Women achieving success in the corporate world, "Corporate Feminism- needs to go.

You wear the patriarchy/anti-women hat quite well.


Wondering about his patreon. Considering his paypal was was taken down for trying to scam/defraud people, does patreon allow scammers to set up accts?
 
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Hey, Bootlickers. Lucas has a patreon now, (www.patreon.com/thewern) because so many people want to give him money.

He also gifts us another beautiful selfie:

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Edit: ninja'ed by @mothman96

(His hair flyaways look like cockroach antennae)

Edit 2: Dream Chaser is back! She knows what buttons to push, aight?



I vote Dream Chaser for thread mascot. She owns Lucas's ass so hard his name might as well be Kunta Kinte.
 
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Rogowski said:
This screencap has been floating around FB pages recently I found it in a comment section of a meme page that was posting about Lucas. Apparently it's super recent and shows just how woke Lucas really is:
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Must be my mood today but I found this hilarious, who needs dogs when there's Lucas snapping at your heels.

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Eh, sadly there very well could be a transfer of his DNA. It will just be non-consensual and involve a throwing motion.
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Eww, Clarice Starling sprung to mind.
 
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Rogowski said:
This screencap has been floating around FB pages recently I found it in a comment section of a meme page that was posting about Lucas. Apparently it's super recent and shows just how woke Lucas really is:
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This needs to be preserved in carbonite and shown to Lucas every time he preens and poses as a feminist white knight.
 
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Agoraphobic Bullshit said:
Yeah, god forbid people go out to eat and enjoy the music. Music is pretty innate to our brains, so it's no wonder normal people react to it and Lucas is baffled.
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I think that this may have something to do with having such an extreme lack of theory of mind that you actually think that other people don't have thoughts, that they are just automatons that do things just because others do them.

Is this a common effect of schizophrenia?
 
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Big Nasty said:
I think that this may have something to do with having such an extreme lack of theory of mind that you actually think that other people don't have thoughts, that they are just automatons that do things just because others do them.

Is this a common effect of schizophrenia?
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Delusions of grandeur are a common effect of schizophrenia, which I am pretty sure “I’m smarter than everyone else and I know better than them because they’re stupid and I’m smart” falls under.
 
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Lucas has a Patreon. The tiers are pretty laughable considering nobody will be donating more than a couple of bucks.

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