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It’s the alternate universe cut where it’s not a fucking terrible film made by degenerate rejects.
Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off
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Christ did disney start channeling Twilight now in their movies? What's next godamn sith vampires vs. ewok werewolves?
That is fucking stupid. Why would you have tank bikes that launch troops when you have goddamn tie fighters and transports that LITTERALLY DROP TROOPS FROM THE SKY!?!?!
Bahubali is the fucking movie that puts SW battles (and hell an origin story) to shame*. This is how you Epic Battle and Fight not goddamn ROTJ hoverbikes ffs.
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* I drove 2 hours to see the second movie in the theater and took a day off. Fucking WORTH IT.
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And the sequel managed to unironically pull off an infinitely better "they fly now" moment....
Jesus christ we are literally at the point where we are positively comparing freaking bollywood pajeet shit to fucking starwars with total sincerity.....god help us....
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If there was a Bahubali movie playing in a theater i advise anyone to drive 2 hours. its worth it
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You know I might actually have to fucking do this if it ever plays anywhere near me. These movies may be utterly batshit crazy and filled with unintelligable cultural references I will never understand but at least they put actual fucking passion and heart and panache into this shit
I mean hell, japan now supplies 100% of my comic and cartoon requirements, so sourcing my live action needs from India wouldnt be that onerous
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And the actors look like they are having a good time.
Like (as a counter example) Holmes and Watson was a movie that looked like it was made by people who were doing it on lunch breaks from divorce hearings
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That was a good comic.Only mustache superhero shit I wanna see....
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- The bollywood industry reacts to somehow becoming more popular than fucking star wars in the west -
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Who is this strawman and where can I find him? Baby Yoda isn't being shilled by dudebro Star Wars fans, he's shilled by nuwars fans on twitter and journalist outlets. Look up Baby Yoda on Google and it's all articles by Jezebel and Salon. The dudebros like Mando shit and western stylings.
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I was the only NON-indian person in the theater and it was subtitled and I didn't give 2 flying fucks it was a popcorn crunching, action frenzy, that threw in half dozen choreographic dancing scenes (cause bollywood), and I loved every fucking minute of it. I live streamed pictures and texts to my friends who couldn't get the day off, pictures still on my phone, I was howling with laughter and applauded at the end cause there was everything I wanted in a sequel and a movie I got in spades.
I'd rather watch Bahubali 3: The Bahubaling than another Star Wars/Marvel movie any day. There's a vibrance , passion, and enjoyment we don't get from our movies as much as we should. The indians said "Fuck it, we gotchu fan, have some Naan and Tika Masala and chill." and goddamn do they deliver with that and WAR (yes all caps).
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The Bahubali movies are some of the best dumb fun movies of the decade, God knows how I wish a capeshit movie so unleashed and larger than life
The catapult shit it's something you would expect in a Mel Brooks parody,not a numbered Star Wars movie,but this is Jar Jar
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The catapult shit it's something you would expect in a Mel Brooks parody,not a numbered Star Wars movie,but this is Jar Jar
Imagine how funny a sequel to Spaceballs could be.
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Its a good thing blasters don't fire upwards, because those Stormtroopers would be sitting ducks flopping around in the air like that.
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that's the final twist at the end of Plan 9 From Disney Space, Yogurt comes out and announces that this was Spaceballs all along
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Real talk, it could be so funny, make Rey a stereotypical blue haired feminist and Kylo a stereotypical incel, have Bill Pullman return and just comically shit all over his character.
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Samurai Jack-You Can Fly?!
Troll Aku. You Can Fly!? I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING AND THIS IS NOT MY VIDEO!
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The could use all the same actors and it would still be 10x better movie than Star Wars: The Revengening of The EU Plot Point We Stole.
Bahubali is just a joy to watch a pure joy. Fun. That's another word to use too. Not like SW and it's "please god let this end as they fucked up another thing for virtue signaling points."
The catapult shit it's something you would expect in a Mel Brooks parody,not a numbered Star Wars movie,but this is Jar Jar
Not like they don't have the bestest gosh darn tootin shooting light saberin' womp rat killin VATICAN ASSASSIN in Rey who could headbut them into the sarlac pits 100+ miles away. Seriously why does Kylo even bother trying to kill her with anything less than a tactical fusion bomb. General/Admiral/Commissar Pryde should tell Kylo "Look fuckwit, see these meteors? We are gonna put hyperspace drives on them and launch them into the same planet she is on. Every fucking thing in side this galaxy will die due to the gravitation wave. We'll get you a live feed and kill anything that comes out of the planet with droids manning ships. Fuck the metalheads they ain't human, who cares. Now go back to fucking room and let adults do all the things"
This in turn of course will be defeated by Rey as she has not figured out how to change both Space AND Time and ends up atomizing the planet while the Hyper RockePedoes goes through the planet unharmed. She then restores the planet and everyone back from an atomic state to their original mass,shape, and form and the proceeds to summon the Silver Surfer to announce her impeding death of all First Order troops through her new life partner Galacticus and will rule the galaxy unopposed for the next thousand+ years.
That's how Kevin Feige will bridge the SW and Marvel universe. Calling it now fer sure.
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God Disney Star Wars is so dumb.
Never mind as @Reverend pointed out that they can just use ships to attack them (I mean ffs, you had Kylo Ren do that in the same freaking movie);
Never mind also that you've had Mandalorians with jetpacks since the Old Republic (and of course the prequels);
but you also have this too
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You released that Disney, or did you kind of already forget?
Never mind as @Reverend pointed out that they can just use ships to attack them (I mean ffs, you had Kylo Ren do that in the same freaking movie);
Never mind also that you've had Mandalorians with jetpacks since the Old Republic (and of course the prequels);
but you also have this too
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You released that Disney, or did you kind of already forget?
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WHY THE FUCK THEY ACT LIKE JETPACKS JUST GOT INVENTED?!