Should we legalize not having sex?

[NerdShamer]

You are not allowed to have sex with a woman if you are the following:
*Under 6'0
*Fat
*Have a penis under the size of 7"
*No muscles
*Poor
*Unemployed
*Have any acne
*A grower of hair on the neck region

Feel free to add on to this since I feel like I'm probably missing a LOT.

• Autistic.
• Down's Syndrome
• Transgender
• Otherkin
• Pedophile
• @Null
• Furry
• Wore an fedora within the past year.
• Live off of paypigs.

 

[Pissmaster]

You are not allowed to have sex with a woman if you are the following:
*Under 6'0
*Fat
*Have a penis under the size of 7"
*No muscles
*Poor
*Unemployed
*Have any acne
*A grower of hair on the neck region

Feel free to add on to this since I feel like I'm probably missing a LOT.

*Have played any video game past the age of 12
*Don't own a car that's worth at least $25,000 at resale
*Are ginger
*Have acknowledged your parents even just once since the day you turned 18
*Can not name at least 20 athletes
*Don't drink

If you are between 6'0 and 6'2, you're already walking on thin ice. 6'3-6'7 can get away with exactly one of these rules broken. If you are 6'8 or above, you are too tall and natural selection will break your neck on a doorway eventually.

 

[Shiversblood]

Hahaha, good one. You guys don’t fool me. I know nobody on this forum has sex.

Except for the females. However, every female on this forum was born as a biological male and made the transition and became a female.

 

[Iriya Asagao]

It's so easy for incels to get laid: Pay a hooker
But since they can't afford one, let alone pay taxes
They have no place in society

 

[Grinrow]

I fucking hate women so having sex is a no go for me and having sex with other men is fucking gay

 

[Mike R]

However, every female on this forum was born as a biological male and made the transition and became a female.

I already assume this from all females online. As far as incels are concerned, their forums are hilarious, people with low self esteem make me feel better about myself.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

but everyone's been telling me to have sex

 

[Inflatable Julay]

if not having sex is a crime then call me charlie manson

 

[Coldgrip]

You are not allowed to have sex with a woman if you are the following:
*Under 6'0
*Fat
*Have a penis under the size of 7"
*No muscles
*Poor
*Unemployed
*Have any acne
*A grower of hair on the neck region

Feel free to add on to this since I feel like I'm probably missing a LOT.

Too late. You'll never be able to stop me from fucking all your hot white women, copper!

 

[Shiversblood]

It would be funny if the incel guy problem actually got so bad that the government decided to just legalize prostitution.

 

[snailslime]

Yes, our needs are obviously inferior to those of a man.

 

[Shiversblood]

Yes, our needs are obviously inferior to those of a man.

I don’t understand. How does a man having more rights somehow mean a female has less rights? Are you a feminist or something?

 

[snailslime]

I don’t understand. How does a man having more rights somehow mean a female has less rights? Are you a feminist or something?

I voted for legalizing rape. Don't you dare accuse me of being a ***inist.