"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

[MediocreMilt]

I remember reading that he used to be a teacher?

No, he said he got to that "Assistant Teacher"-ish phase (which is essentially a training step before becoming a teacher) and got disillusioned with the education system. Worked with the kids for a bit, quit before really getting involved.

I was seeing it, if true, as having a boring mid-level office job and fucking around on twitter to kill time before going home. Plus, those union protected sick days. Although, the hours of operation for enforcement could certainly fit in with those weird stream.me hours. Let me qualify that again with if true

Agreed. Even if we take the most outlandish possibility and assume Jim's a CIA agent or something, the reality of government work, even of that variety, is largely boring office labor.

Really it'd be better if someone just found the clip instead of us speculating on something he said off-hand that you half-remember

 

[TwinkLover6969]

It's possible. Alternative explanation, Jim recently disclosed that he works for the federal government. Assuming this is accurate, most of the jobs there are of the soul-sucking to anyone with moderate creativity variety.

I seriously doubt Jim has a 9-5 job.

 

[instythot]

I seriously doubt Jim has a 9-5 job.

Government has 24/7 jobs too, in the enforcement areas

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

If you think Jim is a fed or that he secretly runs other monetized YouTube channels you're very exceptional. Stop taking everything this boomer says as fact.

 

[Based Papa John]

Jim is a master of putting things in such a way that its difficult to tell whether he's serious or not, like when Null dropped his dox. Of course, Jim is likely joking about being a Fed, but the way he puts things gives you just enough doubt to make you wonder. Classic Jim.

 

[Pomniman]

To me it's not even that he said it, or that I necessarily think there's any real evidence of it being true. I just find Jim's overall personality to be believable in that kind of role so I wouldn't rule the possibility out.

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

So Jim’s list of careers is now

Foot locker employee
Architect
Teacher
Fed / spook

I wish I had an online resume this impressive.

 

[Andrejborg]

So Jim’s list of careers is now

Foot locker employee
Architect
Teacher
Fed / spook

I wish I had an online resume this impressive.

dont forget militant iron groomer of a kony-esque child army poised to take over the world

 

[TV's Adam West]

Jim doesn't care about the money, it's about sending a message.

Anyway, Jim is a pretty good creator. Good videos and good background noise. What I can't stand is his sweetie squad. I can't remember where, but even Jim said they suck. (Context was he said he didn't like being large, as people get involved thinking they're helping. )

That's my two cents friends.

 

[MediocreMilt]

So Jim’s list of careers is now

Foot locker employee
Architect
Teacher
Fed / spook

I wish I had an online resume this impressive.

He was also a member of the Gambino crime family.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I’d sooner believe he’s a federal agent than that he’s a diversity consultant. But both seem doubtful.

 

[Mimic]

He's a weatherman. He loves the weather. That's his God-given job.

 

[Puck]

He was also a member of the Gambino crime family.

Gambino's dont let potato niggers like jim past the front door, but i heard he sold his asshole to whitey bulger at one point

 

[Distant Stare]

USS LIBERTY, billions of foreign aid to Israel , and dancing Israelis right out of the gate.
gonna be a nice and spicy stream.

Imagine my shock when he is nuked if YouTube and Patreon the next day

 

[#KillAllPedos]

I’d sooner believe he’s a federal agent than that he’s a diversity consultant. But both seem doubtful.

It should be obvious by now that Jim is a fat, lazy schlub who could have done something productive with his life, but can’t pass a mid-level background check, and doesn’t need to work anyway since he now owns his house on a large wooded plot of land, with only property tax and utility bills to worry about, so he plays video games all day, comments on inane internet drama, and fucks around with his ATVs and ham radio, all the while putting off starting a family.

Okay, maybe it’s not that obvious. But definitely the part about him being fat.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

Okay, maybe it’s not that obvious. But definitely the part about him being fat.

Look beer and spuds pack on pounds

 

[Based Papa John]

Anyway, Jim is a pretty good creator. Good videos and good background noise. What I can't stand is his sweetie squad. I can't remember where, but even Jim said they suck. (Context was he said he didn't like being large, as people get involved thinking they're helping. )

When Jim makes content, it's usually good.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

When Jim makes content, it's usually good.

I gave him Patreon e-begging money

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

“When I talk to my friends.”
@Bryan Dunn, so I take it you guys made up and started weebing out together, huh.
:^)

 

[Bryan Dunn]

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“When I talk to my friends.”
@Bryan Dunn, so I take it you guys made up and started weebing out together, huh.
:^)

He's talking about his internet friends. The ones that he says are dumb and you shouldn't have. Ya know, those friends.