Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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They don't care about Lowtax. They just don't want to lose their hug box forum. If bad things come out about Lowtax someone is going to try to NeoGAF him.

I am shocked they haven't already, if things are as bad over there as people say.

I almost wish Null would annex the place so we do a little house cleaning. Not for the sake of Lowtax but because the salt would be glorious.
 
Ashliiiiiii was legitimately insane and I'm not surprised she did this. She was also a stay at home mom with no prospects for the future, this is going to be another hilarious saga. Right when I was starting to get bored of Lowtax too.
Dont marry a woman who doesnt have her own income. Its 2019 there are actually decent women out there now who want to be professionals and have a career. They wont want your money when its over and wouldnt really be able to take it anyway if the salaries are somewhat comparable and youll have a much happier marriage.

Just finished reading this thread from start to finish. Absolute gold.
 
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Ashli is totally batshit, but it's sickening how many goons are sucking Lowtax's dick over this. They are taking his word on how this played out without the slightest bit of evidence. Why is he out of state anyway? Isn't he supposed to be effectively bedbound?
The default take in kiwifarms is to not believe women. Time has proven this method to be more accurate than believing women. Facts about bitches lying don't care about your feelings.
 
The default take in kiwifarms is to not believe women. Time has proven this method to be more accurate than believing women. Facts about bitches lying don't care about your feelings.

The default position of Kiwifarms is to wait for more evidence than most metoo bitches are willing or able to provide. At least initially. I think most of us are perfectly willing to believe if the evidence is or becomes compelling.

That actually makes us a profoundly reasonable forum. The fact that a lot of metoos ultimately go nowhere, thus further vindicating the wisdom of taking that position, is the gravy on top. I'd still take that position even if it could be shown that 99.9999% of women tell the truth.
 
I am shocked they haven't already, if things are as bad over there as people say.

I almost wish Null would annex the place so we do a little house cleaning. Not for the sake of Lowtax but because the salt would be glorious.

Maybe nool can crowdfund so we can bid in the bankruptcy sale of all of Rich's assets including copyrights and trademarks and marketable things like lists of usernames and contact information and so on.
 
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You get that when you spray your personal life all over social media.
 
I wouldn't be surprised if Lowtax has her green card and IDs locked away in a safe.

I would, because that would mean he both has a safe and was sober enough to remember the combination to hide Maplewife's documents in it.
 
Maybe nool can crowdfund so we can bid in the bankruptcy sale of all of Rich's assets including copyrights and trademarks and marketable things like lists of usernames and contact information and so on.

I'd chip in.

I just think it would be funny. The web's oldest shitposting forum, since rendered a pale shadow of its former self, as property of Lolcow LLC. You don't even need to keep that shitshow running. Buy the domain and IP, and just have the domain redirect here.

Welcome to your new home goons! Don't any of you try and restart it under the old name, or nool will sue!
 
The default take in kiwifarms is to not believe women. Time has proven this method to be more accurate than believing women. Facts about bitches lying don't care about your feelings.

Correct, odds have shown you shouldn't believe women. But I'm also not sure that Lowtax is trust worth because while he is male, that workshy addict is definitely not a man.
 
I was waiting for this to happen ever since she got knocked up the clock was ticking.

Gotta think that him posting this publicly is because he expects her to start slinging shit online in the near future, after she’s shores up the IRL matters.

Wonder if she has anyone in Canada she can flee to and live with? Given Lowtax endless health woes and lack on insurance (supposedly) it was really odd they remained in Kansas instead of getting free healthcare in Canada. Made me think there wasn’t a welcome mat out for her and Rich up North...or he realized moving anywhere with her was doomed.

The fact she got knocked up so quickly after moving in with Rich made me think she was an unstable loon. Falling in love is one thing, but thinking it was a good idea to have a kid with Rich (given his previous two kids, “back pain” and financial issues) was nuts. I wondered if Rich had any say in the matter? I can’t imagine he was hyped for baby number three.

Ashlii going to have to play this smart. She took off while the free paetron money was still flowing. The wrong kind of drama might stop the flow really quick if Goons realize their donations are going to pay for (even more) alimony and child support, instead of keeping their troony hug box alive. Good thing Ashlii isn’t a Troon or he’d be toast.

Either way the shit is going to be messy.
 
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Lowtax has been a lying piece of shit that likes to manipulate the narrative all the way back to the planet* days. He's also shown repeatedly to be perfectly willing to throw other people under the bus if he just as much as guesses it might make him look better. Lowtax ego is massive and at the same time, super fragile. There's still need for substantial proof but let's say I would not be surprised at all if there's more to the story than he's willing to admit. Can't see Lowtax being violent though. A passive aggressive dickwad, yes. Criminally negligent, yes. Violent, just doesn't seem the guy for it, but who knows. Wonder what the details are in the end, at any rate Christmas is early this year and just in the right moment for me when Greer got too boring and Lucas just too gross to follow, too. A palate cleanser, if you will.

I wonder what he did out of state in that risky situation with his wife. I don't find it too surprising that the police is hiding his wife and kids, they do err on the side of caution and tend to favor the woman in the relationship but the allegations must have been quite serious for it to even go that far.

I really do hope that we finally get proof for his alleged substance abuse that's a bit more than an old-ass pic of him passed out on a couch next to a pill bottle.

Whatever skeletons Lowtax is hiding, the evidence must be overwhelming for goons to even consider ditching Lowtax. Goons are great at doublethink and at ignoring reason for a narrative they like. No, it's not internally consistent with the beliefs that crowd usually holds when it comes to evil white cis men but nothing about them is ever consistent to begin with.
 
Somebody in that Twitter thread referred to one of Lowtax's asian daughters as "evil", do we know what daughter they were referring to? I thought Lauren and the other one were pretty normal
 
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