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[NoReturn]

Dangerhair failing an job interview with the usual red flags.

I have a tiny bit of empathy for people who don't want to re-dye their hair (given how much damage it takes to get to purple in the first place), but not this person.

 

[Floop]

r/coaxedintoasnafu is a subreddit dedicated to mocking Reddit culture. They are very strict about posts having to be a “snafu”, aka a shitty ms paint drawing. Thoughts kiwis?

 

[NerdShamer]

You fucked up the link.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

You fucked up the link.

Proper link: https://www.reddit.com/r/coaxedintoasnafu/

 

[NerdShamer]

Proper link: https://www.reddit.com/r/coaxedintoasnafu/

That sub gave me cringe.

 

[Floop]

That sub gave me cringe.

It kinda gets old when you realize all the posts say the exact same shit.

 

[José Mourinho]

EDIT: Snorlax content already posted here, this post is mainly about the SubredditDrama flinging their shit over it:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/r-polyamory.35875/post-5635845

So some drama came out on the r/pics subreddit, it started with this:

So, my friend made life-size Snorlax for my husband...

Posted in r/pics by u/youcanseemyface • 123,158 points and 3,498 comments

old.reddit.com

https://archive.is/MhugF

It may seem normal, but a closer look revealed..... something deeper.

This caused some drama about it and thread is later locked, and r/SubredditDrama discussed about it in a mature and progressive way possible:

Op announces she's in an open relationship and all hell breaks loose. Sick snorlax tho

Posted in r/SubredditDrama by u/Spawnzer • 4,692 points and 1,715 comments

old.reddit.com

https://archive.is/7zVmw

Spoiler: Tons of mad

Not going into an open relationship makes you a neckbeard apparently.

Ah yes, incels, known for their hatred of open relationships.

Not being in a polygamous relationship makes you an alt-right bigot:

Disliking the idea of replacing your diet with soylent makes you an alt-right:

 

[A Welsh Cake]

Cuck is still an effective insult thousand of years since greek tragedies. Wish I had a Snorlax bean bag though.

 

[NerdShamer]

@José Mourinho , there's nothing normal about wanting a plushie at that age.

But it's perfectly normal for circlejerks banning the people they're supposed to cater to.

 

[AnOminous]

Cuck is still an effective insult thousand of years since greek tragedies. Wish I had a Snorlax bean bag though.

That's because it's a primal insult directed at one of the most painful ways to fail at being a man. Even the soy boys who renounce masculinity get extremely angry about it while claiming they aren't because only an alt-right chud would care about being a cuck. It's sort of like motherfucker is one of the oldest insults ever, because it is one of the more sensible taboos directed at a degenerate behavior almost universally abhorred by all societies.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

That's because it's a primal insult directed at one of the most painful ways to fail at being a man. Even the soy boys who renounce masculinity get extremely angry about it while claiming they aren't because only an alt-right chud would care about being a cuck. It's sort of like motherfucker is one of the oldest insults ever, because it is one of the more sensible taboos directed at a degenerate behavior almost universally abhorred by all societies.

The word "motherfucker" actually only dates from 1918. Shakespeare said "villain, I have done thy mother," though.

EDIT: Snorlax content already posted here, this post is mainly about the SubredditDrama flinging their shit over it:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/r-polyamory.35875/post-5635845

So some drama came out on the r/pics subreddit, it started with this:

So, my friend made life-size Snorlax for my husband...

Posted in r/pics by u/youcanseemyface • 123,158 points and 3,498 comments

old.reddit.com

https://archive.li/MhugF

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It may seem normal, but a closer look revealed..... something deeper.

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This caused some drama about it and thread is later locked, and r/SubredditDrama discussed about it in a mature and progressive way possible:

Op announces she's in an open relationship and all hell breaks loose. Sick snorlax tho

Posted in r/SubredditDrama by u/Spawnzer • 4,692 points and 1,715 comments

old.reddit.com

https://archive.li/7zVmw

Spoiler: Tons of mad

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Not going into an open relationship makes you a neckbeard apparently.

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Ah yes, incels, known for their hatred of open relationships.

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Not being in a polygamous relationship makes you an alt-right bigot:

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Disliking the idea of replacing your diet with soylent makes you an alt-right:

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I feel a bit conflicted on this one since while the plebbitors are about as pathetic as usual the kind of people who go around screaming "cuck" at people are also utterly pathetic and deserving of mockery. A lot of them probably are incels as well, though not all of them.

 

[BlancoMailo]

I feel a bit conflicted on this one since while the plebbitors are about as pathetic as usual the kind of people who go around screaming "cuck" at people are also utterly pathetic and deserving of mockery. A lot of them probably are incels as well, though not all of them.

Reddit - Where all political sides come together to be as awful as they can be.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Reddit - Where all political sides come together to be as awful as they can be.

Political autism there really went wild after the 2016 election.

 

[Ruin]

The word "motherfucker" actually only dates from 1918. Shakespeare said "villain, I have done thy mother," though.



I feel a bit conflicted on this one since while the plebbitors are about as pathetic as usual the kind of people who go around screaming "cuck" at people are also utterly pathetic and deserving of mockery. A lot of them probably are incels as well, though not all of them.

My view depends heavily on what kind of open relationship this is. If it's a straight guy watching an equally soy filled neckbeard bang his wife yea thats kind of sad. If they're both bisexual though and just want a third to play around with then that's a little different.

Either way the chair is cute and it's not worth getting angry over.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Slavoj Zizek: Will the global Left allow right-wing nationalists to take control of society's discontent?

Found this thread on r/stupidpol where they believe that the left wing is too weak willed or bourgeois in their view to do anything and the right will win. And many people here who lean right have the opposite view and demand that their politicians or leaders do more like with this whole Groyper stuff going down.

My only issue with reddit is that at this point, they should come out and be honest with everyone that their website is for college students or cosmopolitan atheist Neo liberal folx or upper class white woman. I believe the theory that Ellen Pao was brought into to destroy the wildness of reddit and make it advert friendly so Spez could fuck an over entitled cunt that couldn't handle losing at a game of tennis very badly.

The new reddit design alone reeks of soullessness, no option for any customization of any kind. I still use old reddit option but I think it will be for woke zoomers just like facebook sold out to the boomers.

 

[snailslime]

I swear, I can't get the image of your average redditor being soyjak out of my head. No matter how much I try.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

I swear, I can't get the image of your average redditor being soyjak out of my head. No matter how much I try.

Because it's pretty much true. At least regarding the political subreddits anyway.

 

[AnOminous]

I swear, I can't get the image of your average redditor being soyjak out of my head. No matter how much I try.

I think the average redditor literally is a soyjak. They're literally black and white stick figures with their mouths continually agape, incessantly yelling. Soyjaks aren't reaction images, they're actually pictures taken irl.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Maybe a bit overly-specific, but I am fascinated by the users of this sub:

r/gachagaming

r/gachagaming: For fans and players of all sorts of gacha games. All players welcome, all games welcome. Be excellent and respectful to each other.

www.reddit.com

A subreddit dedicated to people who willingly buy into a notoriously exploitative and financially costly form of Asian free2play mobile gaming. The purpose is to allow them to buy power (a concept despised by regular gamers) in order to feel better than other players in games that have no skill component, only grinding. It's hard to find good content by sorting using popularity, as the contrarian/negative posts get mass-downvoted. The entire community exists to enable strange weeb gambling addiction. Like r/MMORPG, it shares a sense of doom and fear around 'dying' games. The fear on GG is magnified because the users invest a lot of money into the games to feel superior to other players, so I can only imagine how miserable it must feel to watch their world of peasants around them dwindle into ever lowering quantities. The flip-side to this is that the more popular games cost immense amounts to compete with other whales. Users often explain this retrospectively as "regrets" and "partial-regrets" during the regular 'how much do you spend' threads. This inability to compete with established whales in long-running games drives users to constantly seek new games, regardless of quality, and constantly rotate through disappointment after disappointment.

Some highlights:

A guy asking for which games are the most pay-to-win, so that they force him to spend money (he's asking so he can play it, not avoid it)

A guy complains that "Whaling is not rewarded; everyone is on a relatively even playing field"

The type of thread that has posts open with "Speaking as somebody who has probably spent 50-100k on mobile games..."

Where a user mistakenly believes the subreddit is friendly to free players

A severely autistic post where a guy analysis local 'flavours' of gacha

A lot of posts like using the word "addiction" to describe the ideal game they seek

Countless "how much did you spend" threads

 

[A Welsh Cake]

Maybe a bit overly-specific, but I am fascinated by the users of this sub:

r/gachagaming

r/gachagaming: For fans and players of all sorts of gacha games. All players welcome, all games welcome. Be excellent and respectful to each other.

www.reddit.com

A subreddit dedicated to people who willingly buy into a notoriously exploitative and financially costly form of Asian free2play mobile gaming. It's hard to find good content by sorting using popularity, as the contrarian/negative posts get mass-downvoted. The entire community exists to enable strange weeb gambling addiction. Like r/MMORPG, it shares a sense of doom and fear around 'dying' games. The fear on GG is magnified because the users invest a lot of money into the games to feel superior to other players, so I can only imagine how miserable it must feel to watch their world of peasants around them dwindle into ever lowering quantities. Users often explain this retrospectively as "regrets" and "partial-regrets" during the regular 'how much do you spend' threads.

Some highlights:

A guy asking for which games are the most pay-to-win, so that they force him to spend money (he's asking so he can play it, not avoid it)

A guy complains that "Whaling is not rewarded; everyone is on a relatively even playing field"

The type of thread that has posts open with "Speaking as somebody who has probably spent 50-100k on mobile games..."

Where a user mistakenly believes the subreddit isn't friendly to free players

A severely autistic post where a guy analysis local 'flavours' of gacha

A lot of posts like using the word "addiction" to describe the ideal game they seek

Countless "how much did you spend" threads

I have never unironically used the word bugmen before but holy fuck what is wrong with these literal less than lizard brained humans?