Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

Judge Holden said:
If this really is the case then we are probably going to have Kylo be thrown down the pit of doom and then randomly show up back alive at the end on tattoine with rey....christ on a cracker I almost want to see this shit now.
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Oh fuck no. Just about the only ounce of joy I have left to squeeze from this franchise would be the sound of millions of Reylo shippers voices crying out in horror on opening night, when Rey buries a lightsaber up to the hilt in Kylo Ren, and their bean-flicking is suddenly silenced.
If they give in to the shippers, literally the worst people in any corner of the fandom, then I can only presume it will be a deliberate act of spite by Lucasfilm towards the OT fans and a final 'fuck you' from Kennedy as she walks out the door.
 
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Comicsgeist said:
Oh fuck no. Just about the only ounce of joy I have left to squeeze from this franchise would be the sound of millions of Reylo shippers voices crying out in horror on opening night, when Rey buries a lightsaber up to the hilt in Kylo Ren, and their bean-flicking is suddenly silenced.
If they give in to the shippers, literally the worst people in any corner of the fandom, then I can only presume it will be a deliberate act of spite by Lucasfilm towards the OT fans and a final 'fuck you' from Kennedy as she walks out the door.
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How does it feel to know that Twilight fans wound up with a more satisfying closure to their mythos and franchise than Star Wars, Game of Thrones, and almost every other fucking franchise you once loved?

They alone got a happy ending.

They alone can look back at their beloved franchise and be happy.
 
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So I see people are finding a videogame and a TV spinoff are more appealing than the finale to the big mainline trilogy.

Of course, we've been here before.

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Judge Holden said:
How does it feel to know that Twilight fans wound up with a more satisfying closure to their mythos and franchise than Star Wars, Game of Thrones, and almost every other fucking franchise you once loved?

They alone got a happy ending.

They alone can look back at their beloved franchise and be happy.
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lolno, Star Wars got great endings in both the films (Return of the Jedi), and in the EU (the actual one). Disney Wars is just non-canon fanfiction from a desperate and moneygrubbing company.
 
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Godzilla@1989 said:
Fuck. JJ might fuck up Superman with Michael B Jordan in the lead role.
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"Might?"

No, he will. Not even because of this, but because JarJar can't even close a car door let alone close a script's plot holes.
 
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XYZpdq said:
Ultraman is working with Marvel and rumors say sentai is swapping priorities with Ultra.
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Ultra is their flagship property and they are committed to making it a global IP

"Part" of why they are working with Marvel is to get the PR boost of "Will this be a movie" and related speculation from the clickbaitosphere
 
Reverend said:
FUCCCKKKKKK NOOOOOOOO.
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Oh I know just who to cast as the new and progressive Sheridan....

An actor of truly infinite range and gravitas who commands vast popularity among young people of today....atleast thats what the PR people tell me....

Someone who will truly represent the stunning and brave new direction of the problematic white-male centred franchise....
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As for Delenn....why I think the casting choice is obvious...
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Judge Holden said:
Oh I know just who to cast as the new and progressive Sheridan....

An actor of truly infinite range and gravitas who commands vast popularity among young people of today....atleast thats what the PR people tell me....

Someone who will truly represent the stunning and brave new direction of the problematic white-male centred franchise....
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As for Delenn....why I think the casting choice is obvious...
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Why the fuck you had to suggest those two, cause now J.J. is going "hold my beer."
 
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“If you look at this tweet and then the conversations that follow, he proceeds to discuss and defend the design of the embarrassing bomber ships. Those things make sense to him. Never change Mr. Willems <3 looking forward to the Episode 9 coverage; "JJ ruined Rian's vision"...
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Why does Patrick Williams continue to embarrass himself?
Why is he so emotional over a movie people don't like while ACCUSING others of being "emotional over a movie they don't like"?

Plus his attitude gives me a strong nihilist vibe.
 
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