-Convicted Thief Fat Amy Ramadan is very sorry she didn't take the sacred meaning of vlogmas seriously
-Exercisemas is a great idea but she doesn't want to commit to daily exercise
-Her body can't handle that !!!! because Allah forbid she sit in a chair for 3 minutes a day flapping her arms like a fat pelican
-She will do some sort of vlogging type thing for vlogmas but it won't be called vlogmas
-She doesn't celebrate Thanksgiving because she grew up celebrating Thanksgiving
-So her kids can't have Thanksgiving because her mom was mean and she had to eat Thanksgiving in a cafeteria one year because her drunk uncle was in rehab
-Alcohol rehab cafeteria ruined everything!!!!
-Then her mom was in rehab and no one cared about what Amy was filling
-Is why her kids can't have Thanksgiving
-And then Christmas was mean to her so no one can have Christmas now!!!!
-Now don't you fill like shit for asking her why her kids can't have holidays?
-She wants to give her kids traditions, but emotionally, she can't do it
-SHE JUST CAN'T AND THAT'S OKAY
-When her kids grow up, they will understand that mommy was working on herself
-It was more important for mommy to find happiness than to get over her goddamn self and give them some goddamn holidays
-Just because you do it doesn't mean she has to
-Me me me Amy Amy Amy
-So they do Thanksgiving on New Years Day because that's what momma wants
-They will understand that and she doesn't think they will hate her
-BECAUSE MOMMA IS GOING THROUGH A HARD TIME AND THIS IS WHAT MAKES MOMMA HAPPY
-She believes Jesus is a person. Not an Islamic person
-SANTA ISN'T RILL!!!!
-Her fambily always had a Christmas tree, and Amy would use it as a trash can
-She hates Christmas trees because they were too poor for presents
-She is a Muslim and she doesn't have to celebrate it
Zero snouts, because her unwillingness to put her children before herself is grinding my gears. No snout for you!!!!