Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

How the fuck did he get over $10k in Patreon money? Do these people realize that money is not going into the site at all? It's to pay alimony, child support, and medical bills. Medical bills he accrued because he was too lazy to sign up for health insurance (which is dirt cheap if you're as broke as he claims).

The $10k in Patreon money came about during March of this year when Lowtax came back to the forums discussing his medical bills and how he's broke. The goons rushed to his rescue again and threw a bunch of money at his Patreon.

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A common thing that keeps coming up in SA Lowtax threads is "oh no, we need to give Lowtax money or else he'll shut down the forums" when they don't realize the forums (and Patreon money from the forum users) are Lowtax's only sources of income. The man hasn't had an actual day job in forever.
 
Even before Dangit Grandpa, you had Laissez’s Faire to blame for a lot of the decay. LF was a political subforum that degenerated into leftist hackery and was mostly unmoderated, though it became so bad that Lowtax moved it into a special subforum called exceptional Forum for Assholes with a hideous stylesheet and heavy penalties that got applied to your account just for posting there.

It continued to degenerate, though, until Lowtax literally got a Secret Service visit because posters were talking about murdering President Obama for not being woke enough. Not long after that, Laissez’s Faire was shut down entirely, and the goons once quarantined there proceeded to impose themselves on the rest of the forums.

I would argue that that doesn't really matter - if SA remained a fun place to be, fun people would be there - regarldess of other forum's drama. It survived so many more (and larger) issues, such as the mod staff covering for a pedophile and a diaper furry being a main-site contirubtor.

SA was already dying by the time of Dangit Grampa, or LF, or really anything - if SA was "alive" they would have been able to survive those things easily, like they had in the past, by having "real" posters mock them relentlessly. However, most of the "real" posters fucked off to wherever else at that point so it was just a roving band of lunatics moving into a deserted town.

Lowtax literally did nothing as people left his forums/website, some very prominent people among them, and missed several huge opportunities along the way, because of apathy.

It's really worth pointing out that everything Lowtax, himself, did was really shitty and half assed - which was primairly shipping/processing shit from the Something Awful store. It was always a problem, there were always delays and stories about why product was late instead of it running like an actual store was expected to. This meant, of course, that it never grew into anything - because Lowtax half-assed it. There were countless projects that grew out of SomethingAwful that Lowtax took 0 advantage of and makes 0 revenue off of, as a result - huge piles of money just left on the table because he'd rather do nothing.
 
The $10k in Patreon money came about during March of this year when Lowtax came back to the forums discussing his medical bills and how he's broke. The goons rushed to his rescue again and threw a bunch of money at his Patreon.

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A common thing that keeps coming up in SA Lowtax threads is "oh no, we need to give Lowtax money or else he'll shut down the forums" when they don't realize the forums (and Patreon money from the forum users) are Lowtax's only sources of income. The man hasn't had an actual day job in forever.
i thought i heard rich got paid something for the time he got the absolute shit kicked out of him by uwe bol
 
i thought i heard rich got paid something for the time he got the absolute shit kicked out of him by uwe bol

He claimed it was free room + travel for him and his family for several days.

He also claims he didn't know he was going to get unbelievably fucked up, despite Uwe fucking up everyone else in front of him and this not being the first time he's done this sort of thing.
 
You guys are forgetting that SA received a massive influx of new members who signed up in 2004/5 for Bit Torrent Barnyard, DPPH/HITW, and NMP3.

Edit: There was also SADCHUB server for folks who had Direct Connect app. There were a lot of rumors that there were a lot of actual CP being traded there, and the mods and admins didn't do shit about it for years.
 
You guys are forgetting that SA received a massive influx of new members who signed up in 2004/5 for Bit Torrent Barnyard, DPPH/HITW, and NMP3.

Edit: There was also SADCHUB server for folks who had Direct Connect app. There were a lot of rumors that there were a lot of actual CP being traded there, and the mods and admins didn't do shit about it for years.

Those influxes weren't primarily sadbrained faggot trannies. Tumblr came in with the concept of tumblr mobs already.
I'm not claiming SA was on the upswing when they got flooded by tranny weebs, but that was the event that made the downward trend a death spiral.

Mods Knew, etc.
 
Lowtax has $70k in his bank account? Most ppl with tax liens don’t keep those amounts of liquid cash on the books in bank accounts. Sure someone isn’t confused about money he has in a IRA/retirement account? I could see Lowtax putting money in a retirement account and the IRS can’t touch it - and neither can a soon to be ex-wife.

I can’t see him actually having $70k cash money on hand, esp if he knew a divorce was eminent.

Sure, it's possible that figure is BS.
 
Lowtax's tax problems aren't recent. He already had tax liens of $100,000 when he married Ashli back in 2015.

There's a Something Sensitive thread about it but you have to be logged in to view it.
 
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If she deliberately had an anchor baby, wouldn't she have tried to exploit the situation already? Or is she just completely nuts and nonfunctional to the point she didn't even do that?
I always doubted that she was a golddigger just cuz Low-T is such a shit target for one. I mean, he's easy pickings, but no payoff, unless I'm hugely mistaken

The faggot that ran SS sandbagged the handover and we got tired and moved to discord.
How did he sandbag it? Damn, I missed the last year or so of that site's existence, and with MPC also having a recent paywall, never got to be updated on my SASS/offsite histories

Please tell me there's a Lady Ambien variation of this.
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Oh, man, I forgot about homegirl here. She's openly advocated for racial genocides and eugenics iirc, but she's still the most likable and sympathetic personality to come out of all the something awful related dramabombs. Hope she's doing well <3
 
I'm sure she has her problems but is it really surprising that a woman left a guy nearing 50 who is unemployed and massively in debt who went on a 3-week bender to Utah to fuck his internet girlfriend?

The kid is fucked either way but probably better off away from the guy who let Shmorky watch his kids and is too lazy to do taxes or sign up for health insurance.
 
I'm sure she has her problems but is it really surprising that a woman left a guy nearing 50 who is unemployed and massively in debt who went on a 3-week bender to Utah to fuck his internet girlfriend?

The kid is fucked either way but probably better off away from the guy who let Shmorky watch his kids and is too lazy to do taxes or sign up for health insurance.
Lowtax isn't even 45, Boogie is closer to 50 than Lowtax is.
 
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Lowtax has $70k in his bank account? Most ppl with tax liens don’t keep those amounts of liquid cash on the books in bank accounts. Sure someone isn’t confused about money he has in a IRA/retirement account? I could see Lowtax putting money in a retirement account and the IRS can’t touch it - and neither can a soon to be ex-wife.

I can’t see him actually having $70k cash money on hand, esp if he knew a divorce was eminent.
Hey, wait a minute, that's his "business" account. So, is it possible he is keeping large sums in there as a way to shield them from the IRS, even though he uses his "business" account as his personal piggy bank?
 
I always doubted that she was a golddigger just cuz Low-T is such a shit target for one. I mean, he's easy pickings, but no payoff, unless I'm hugely mistaken

Lowtax isn't a sugardaddy, he's a meal ticket.
A spineless (lol) limp-wristed beta with a steady income she can live her pretty princess housewife dreams sponging off of and controlling. Steady but unimpressive paycheck, and he hasn't moved in 20 years so life will be stable.
She's not going to be living a life of furs and jewels - but living la vida Target beats having to get a job.

How did he sandbag it? Damn, I missed the last year or so of that site's existence, and with MPC also having a recent paywall, never got to be updated on my SASS/offsite histories

tl;dr the first SS admin got terminal PMS, handed the site over to another guy who started out cool and ended up barging into any thread where it was possible the Jews were being discussed in a less than possitive manner. People got tired of his shit, he put a poll on the site asking if he should step down, was told overwhelmingly by the userbase to yes, step down, renegged on that and said he wasn't stepping down, then a year and a half later claimed the hosting bill was going to be too much and was shutting everything down. Another (fat, gay) person stepped up and offered to take the cross of niggerdeath ownership from that guy.

Despite whinging in every post about how much of a burden being the owner of a forum-about-a-forum & hatesite was, the previous admin refused to give up the DNS until the hosting was shut off, continued to drag his feet on it for 2-3 weeks including fucking up the DNS handover.
By the time everything was sorted, internal drama had fractured the userbase. Most of the regular posters are willingly being datamined on discord.

A few weeks after the handover finally happened, It then came out that the previous owner had maintained a list of political enemies that he was going to have to ban if he wanted to remake SS into his vision of a zionist paradise. Proving once again that all is faggot.
 
"I'm not an abuser! Also, can you believe this sloppy bitch didn't clean my house as she fled to the women's shelter?" are you fucking kidding me? He doesn't have a real job and is whining about having to clean a pretty minor mess, blaming her for it. That mess didn't appear to be a deliberate trashing of the place or anything, either.
 
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