Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[Godzilla@1989]

So Disney will actually green light RJ's trilogy if Knives Out does well?

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

So Disney will actually green light RJ's trilogy if Knives Out does well?

So KK made a deal with Rian, but the deal was hidden from his actual agent [And there is a big lawsuit over it]

KK will be out, and no one wants to run the last regimes film ideas ESPECIALLY if nothing has been invested in them.

So if Knives out does well Rian can pull a trick like the GOT guys did. Basically he will have made enough money he can get financed to make the films he actually likes

 

[Adamska]

So Disney will actually green light RJ's trilogy if Knives Out does well?

Kennedy wants to, but I imagine Iger does not. This conflict means he probably won't, even as he bleats and insists he will.

 

[Hexadecimal]

So Disney will actually green light RJ's trilogy if Knives Out does well?

Doubt it. They have to know that the majority of the fans won't go see anything Ruin makes again. IIRC Iger said they're icing Star Wars movies for a while after IX. But I also remember hearing talk of them giving control to Favreau and Filoni after how well Mando is doing.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

Kennedy wants to, but I imagine Iger does not. This conflict means he probably won't, even as he bleats and insists he will.

No SW movies till the end of the Kennedy Era
SW on TV is being done by Feige, Filoni, Favreau and other Winners
KK is out. The new head of Lucasfilm will be associated with their success [which will be in tv]
They will want something to follow up on the strengths of the D+ brand

No way Rian gets a movie. Just if Rian is successful he gets to graciously let Lucasfilm off the hook

 

[Dom Cruise]

Could Jon Favreau be the man who winds up saving Star Wars? I’ve always been a big fan of his.

 

[Reverend]

My guess is itll open (Domestically) at 145 [A drop of around 70 million from the Last Jedi] my High # would be 185
And I predict it'll have between 65-70% second week drop

It'll get $200M easily because of Nostalgia and Memberberries. This is the last in a series and there are people who "Want to get the last movie a good send off" or "It can't be as bad as The Last Jedi right?" and ignore EVERYONE to go see this movie. Plus Disney has bought movie complexes full of tickets so those sales will count.

The week after it will nose dive like you said and be in Disney+ streaming and Blu-Ray by valentines day.

 

[Miller]

Could Jon Favreau be the man who winds up saving Star Wars?

Only if he writes a scene with Mando making a grilled cheese.

 

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[Manwithn0n0men]

>baby Yoda is a Mcguffin
>he doesnt have to be a well written character because he is a baby and a Mcguffin
>the story isnt about him but about how kids and empathy change a man

Honestly these people need these dumb takes

 

[friedshrimp]

Kill shills.

 

[Creep3r]

So JJ apparently did an interview recently where he finally acknowledges the hate for his films and Disney in general and even mentions "The Fandom Menace" directly.

Star Wars Episode 9 Director Bends the Knee to Fans in Esquire

J.J. Abrams acknowledged The Fandom Menace in a recent Esquire article, proving that Disney and Lucasfilm are aware of us at the very least...but did this ar...

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JJ Abrams Mentions The Fandom Menace By Name - We Are Winning!

#TheRiseofSkywalker #StarWars #TheFandomMenace

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Its hilarious watching him and Kennedy become so toothless in regards to hate when they were so quick to jump on Twitter and social media to decry haters before or make sassy politically correct comments and tweets.

Also in more prominent news, the terrible and artificial Blue and Green Ricey Soymilk at Galaxy's Edge will be discontinued or completely revamped due to poor sales and constant criticisms that it tastes like shit and is not real m;lk, and the fact that they made the blue soymilk taste even worse than the green one (as if to shit on the original drink and glorify their shitty green knockoff). FYI lines have been almost non-existent at the soymilk stands in both parks. There's also been rumors that foreign parents have been giving their kids the alcoholic versions of this soymilk due to the fact that the only way to tell the two versions apart is the shape of the cups, which could get Disney in trouble.

Disney Dish - Make way for DAK’s Merry Menagerie, by The Disney Dish Podcast with Jim Hill Media

track by The Disney Dish Podcast with Jim Hill Media

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Disney Dish Episode 245: Make way for DAK’s Merry Menagerie

<p>Len Testa & Jim Hill start off this week’s show by discussing how a patent Disney Parks & Resorts recently filed may eventually impact classic attractions like Space Mountain. Then Jim talks about some of the newer holiday offerings he enjoyed during a recent visit to the Walt Disney World...

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RUMOR - Blue and Green Milk to Leave Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge Soon? | Pirates & Princesses

This might put a scowl on old man Luke Skywalker’s already sour face. Apparently freshly squeezed rainbow colored milk from an alien teet may be “limited time magic.” It’s being rumored that the blue and green milk might soon be leaving Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge — or at least get a massive...

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The exact fate of this shitty soymilk substitute to the iconic beverage that Disney ruined (which was a retarded idea from the start) is unknown, but its time is short. Either getting removed entirely or receiving a complete change into actual m;lk. If its the first, then there's one less terrible thing to do at this awful park. Will they also remove the obnoxious green milk entirely?

 

[Übertroon]

The exact fate of this shitty soymilk substitute to the iconic beverage that Disney ruined (which was a exceptional idea from the start) is unknown, but its time is short. Either getting removed entirely or receiving a complete change into actual m;lk. If its the first, then there's one less terrible thing to do at this awful park. Will they also remove the obnoxious green tard cum entirely?
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Is that supposed to be green? Looks like diarrhea

 

[A Useless Fish]

So....

I have learned of an interesting online event happening, as of typing this, within the next 14 or so hours.

Kabuki!

There is apaprently a Japanese exclusive Kabuki play occuring at a secret location in Glorious Nippon. In it, some really famous actor will be acting out an amalgamation of the plots of the entire Sequel Trilogy before a select audience of 50 people, while the thing is also being livestreamed on youtube.

Behold!

Normie Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alZe87qJsh0&feature=youtu.be

I have far more interesting, real life stuff to do tomorrow, but I know there might be a few people here.

Can anyone speak Japanese? Or, failing that, download and record the event as it happens, so we may all gather around the fire later and enjoy it together? It seems to be a legit, official Disney thing, so it might be worth checking out.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Late to the party here,. but the fact that they brought back Palpatine as the big bad despite his falling into the core of the collapsing Death Star II shows just how creatively bankrupt the sequel trilogy is. No wonder they made such a song and dance about how ToXIc MaSCuLInItY caused Last Jedi and Solo to disappoint because they know they have nothing original or honest to bring to the table any more so they need to get their excuses in first.

I'm tempted to still go and see The Rise of Skywalker though. If for no other reason than it may well be a meme-worthy trainwreck a la Game of Thrones series 8.

Thing is, it didn't have to be like this. The Extended Universe had a whole mass of fresh and interesting ideas that a sequel trilogy could be based on. Thrawn, for instance, or the Yuuzhan Vong series. The latter would have been pretty tasty because the idea of an outside context race of beings who are not only not one with the force, but who actively suppress by their very existence the ability of others to use the Force, would have been pretty cool. They could even do something like the more Force sensitive you are, the more deleterious their presence is to you and if they had someone born as strong in the force as Rey it might even be physically painful for her to be near them.

 

[Creep3r]

Is that supposed to be green? Looks like diarrhea

I know right? They keep calling it green milk but that shit is clearly yellow (or even orange at times) and looks nothing like the gooey crap nu-Luke chugs down in TLJ despite using a picture of that siren manatee on it.

So....

I have learned of an interesting online event happening, as of typing this, within the next 14 or so hours.

Kabuki!

There is apaprently a Japanese exclusive Kabuki play occuring at a secret location in Glorious Nippon. In it, some really famous actor will be acting out an amalgamation of the plots of the entire Sequel Trilogy before a select audience of 50 people, while the thing is also being livestreamed on youtube.

Behold!

Normie Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alZe87qJsh0&feature=youtu.be

I have far more interesting, real life stuff to do tomorrow, but I know there might be a few people here.

Can anyone speak Japanese? Or, failing that, download and record the event as it happens, so we may all gather around the fire later and enjoy it together? It seems to be a legit, official Disney thing, so it might be worth checking out.

@ManateeHunter Any idea about this? Does anyone actually give a shit about this?

Edit:
There's a lot more non-regular users posting in this thread these last 2 days... Maybe we'll actually reach 1,000 pages before IX comes out.

 

[Jaimas]

I'm happy to be proven wrong so I'll take the long odds.

I expect TROS to crater with the force of a surface-penetrating nuke.

 

[Old Man Mario]

I've noticed that you can't find any of the Mandalorian Black Series Toys around my area.

I've also noticed the newest Rey Black Series figure is already a peg warmer.

Jawa toys are outselling Rey.

 

[Tour of Italy]

I know right? They keep calling it green tard cum but that shit is clearly yellow (or even orange at times) and looks nothing like the gooey crap nu-Luke chugs down in TLJ despite using a picture of that siren manatee on it.


@ManateeHunter Any idea about this? Does anyone actually give a shit about this?

Edit:
There's a lot more non-regular users posting in this thread these last 2 days... Maybe we'll actually reach 1,000 pages before IX comes out.
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Do they for real use the fucking alien that Luke milked for the actual concession branding?

Motherfucker squeezed a tit on the goddamn silver screen. Even people who were brain damaged enough to like TLJ thought that scene was a cringe fest. Family friendly media titan Disney is using a goddamn boob in their park merchandizing. I’m blown away.

I would actually love to see the kabuki thing though, it sound amazing. It’s one of those perfect storms where no matter what the quality, or how straight or campy they play it, it’s going to at least be fascinating as fuck if not outright entertaining.

As for 1000 pages, we’ll pass it opening weekend for sure if not before. It’s been an honor serving with you gentleman.

 

[Commander X]