Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[Creep3r]

Do they for real use the fucking alien that Luke milked for the actual concession branding?

If only you knew how bad things really are.

Also if we go by this fucking art...

Does this mean the "sirens" are actually guys...? Was nu-Luuuke sucking on the literal tard cum of a creature with four penises? I don't think any new media explicitly calls them females...

On the bright side, the milk stands (and maybe the whole park) might get axed come February.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Seeing comments saying that Mandalorian will led to a increase in TROS’s box office.

 

[Old Man Mario]

Seeing comments saying that Mandalorian will led to a increase in TROS’s box office.

A very Blue Milk drinking Gamestop employee told me that the penultimate episode of Mandalorian was right before the new movie and then the final episode of the season is the week after.

He really believed that Mandalorian would end on some sort of cliffhanger that week and then Soywanker movie would answer whatever issue somewhat and the episode following would help explain the movie.

Too much faith and high hopes in the story group.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

A very Blue tard cum drinking Gamestop employee told me that the penultimate episode of Mandalorian was right before the new movie and then the final episode of the season is the week after.

He really believed that Mandalorian would end on some sort of cliffhanger that week and then Soywanker movie would answer whatever issue somewhat and the episode following would help explain the movie.

Too much faith and high hopes in the story group.

Disney Plus is the future and this series of movies are a dead end

why?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

That bit at the end where they talk about how the fight with Palpatine should go is gold.

 

[The Nothingness]

I like how Disney is pushing TROS to be a big finale event much like Endgame was for a portion of the MCU but it may end up as a whimper the way the final season of Game of Thrones or Dark Phoenix turned out.

 

[Tour of Italy]

I like how Disney is pushing TROS to be a big finale event much like Endgame was for a portion of the MCU but it may end up as a whimper the way the final season of Game of Thrones turned out.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it till I fucking die:

There’s not a single goddamn person at Disney involved with Star Wars that has a the barest clue about how normal people function.

Ripping off Endgame only makes sense if you’re exceptional, desperate, or both.

Send me in a fucking time machine to the first Star Wars story meeting at Disney with a gun and I could save the series by forcing them to stick to four simple rules:

1) More new shit than old shit, 3:1 ratio at least.

2) Make a plan for all three movies before the first word of any script is even written. Think about the goddamn world you’re creating, how it fits together, and why your story plays out the way it does.

3) Make the writing, production design, and characters grounded and fundamentally relateable. This should be prioritized over nostalgia bait at all costs.

4) Fan service should be sparse, but respectful and impactful. If it doesn’t serve the story or make sense in the context of the series as a whole, get that shit outta there.

 

[ArashiVixen]

So JJ apparently did an interview recently where he finally acknowledges the hate for his films and Disney in general and even mentions "The Fandom Menace" directly.

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J.J. Abrams acknowledged The Fandom Menace in a recent Esquire article, proving that Disney and Lucasfilm are aware of us at the very least...but did this ar...

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Its hilarious watching him and Kennedy become so toothless in regards to hate when they were so quick to jump on Twitter and social media to decry haters before or make sassy politically correct comments and tweets.

Also in more prominent news, the terrible and artificial Blue and Green Ricey Soymilk at Galaxy's Edge will be discontinued or completely revamped due to poor sales and constant criticisms that it tastes like shit and is not real soymilk, and the fact that they made the blue soymilk taste even worse than the green one (as if to shit on the original drink and glorify their shitty green knockoff). FYI lines have been almost non-existent at the soymilk stands in both parks. There's also been rumors that foreign parents have been giving their kids the alcoholic versions of this soymilk due to the fact that the only way to tell the two versions apart is the shape of the cups, which could get Disney in trouble.

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The exact fate of this shitty soymilk substitute to the iconic beverage that Disney ruined (which was a exceptional idea from the start) is unknown, but its time is short. Either getting removed entirely or receiving a complete change into actual m;lk. If its the first, then there's one less terrible thing to do at this awful park. Will they also remove the obnoxious green tard cum entirely?
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As if changing the recipe to use real m*ilk is an issue? Lets not forget how Soymilk can negatively effect people. if they start using real m*ilk its just a bit less shitty then it originally was.

Is it true the light sabers from galaxy's Edge are actually pretty terrible? Ive seen reviews of them and they look kind of interesting. I do like how they implemented the crystals to change the color and sound of the blade. but quality wise? are they complete shit?

 

[Adamska]

As if changing the recipe to use real m*ilk is an issue? Lets not forget how Soymilk can negatively effect people. if they start using real m*ilk its just a bit less shitty then it originally was.

The big issue is it's pretty clear they didn't experiment or get actually competent mixologists and taste testers to make their booze and normal drinks for them.

Since apparently most of the drinks at the place taste like shit and they're overpriced to boot.

And yes, the sabers can break literally hours after you get them, and you get no refund.

 

[ArashiVixen]

The big issue is it's pretty clear they didn't experiment or get actually competent mixologists and taste testers to make their booze and normal drinks for them.

Since apparently most of the drinks at the place taste like shit and they're overpriced to boot.

And yes, the sabers can break literally hours after you get them, and you get no refund.

Break easily how? like just out of no where break and not work anymore? Or is it more along the lines of LARPing tards swinging them at each other because they think the sabers are combat ready like the ones from UltraSabers?

 

[Vault Boy]

I've noticed that you can't find any of the Mandalorian Black Series Toys around my area.

I've also noticed the newest Rey Black Series figure is already a peg warmer.

Jawa toys are outselling Rey.

Whoa, making something decent makes others want to buy it more than mediocre shit? Imagine my shock.

Seriously, I won't be surprised if they decide to quietly shelve the ST era once TROS comes out, that shit's so unpopular.

 

[Adamska]

Break easily how? like just out of no where break and not work anymore? Or is it more along the lines of LARPing tards swinging them at each other because they think the sabers are combat ready like the ones from UltraSabers?

Literally not use them and have them in a bag and components like the sound chip or the "kyber crystal" begin to flicker or just fail. For the price of an actual lightsaber from sites like UltraSabers that can actually be used (with some care) by LARPers.

200 bucks for something you could buy at 100 bucks that actually is still more reliable.

 

[ArashiVixen]

Literally not use them and have them in a bag and components like the sound chip or the "kyber crystal" begin to flicker or just fail. For the price of an actual lightsaber from sites like UltraSabers that can actually be used (with some care) by LARPers.

200 bucks for something you could buy at 100 bucks that actually is still more reliable.

Wow. And yet so many youtubers have reviewed these things and never mentioned these issues to viewers. Something tells me the mouse is paying off these reviewers to not mention these facts.

 

[Adamska]

Wow. And yet so many youtubers have reviewed these things and never mentioned these issues to viewers. Something tells me the mouse is paying off these reviewers to not mention these facts.

Yeah, they almost certainly did:

Here's more info on the sabers.

 

[ManateeHunter]

So....

I have learned of an interesting online event happening, as of typing this, within the next 14 or so hours.

Kabuki!

There is apaprently a Japanese exclusive Kabuki play occuring at a secret location in Glorious Nippon. In it, some really famous actor will be acting out an amalgamation of the plots of the entire Sequel Trilogy before a select audience of 50 people, while the thing is also being livestreamed on youtube.

Behold!

Normie Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alZe87qJsh0&feature=youtu.be

I have far more interesting, real life stuff to do tomorrow, but I know there might be a few people here.

Can anyone speak Japanese? Or, failing that, download and record the event as it happens, so we may all gather around the fire later and enjoy it together? It seems to be a legit, official Disney thing, so it might be worth checking out.

@ManateeHunter Any idea about this? Does anyone actually give a shit about this?

I check the 5chan SW thread almost daily, but I've never heard of that event.
And tbh kabuki only appeals to avid lovers of the performance and foreign tourists.

Also, good job Disney. It's been strictly forbidden for women to perform in Kabuki for almost four centuries to this day, but I guess if it's us yellow monkeys being homophobic, it's OK.

 

[Nobunaga]

I check the 5chan SW thread almost daily, but I've never heard of that event.
And tbh kabuki only appeals to avid lovers of the performance and foreign tourists.

Also, good job Disney. It's been strictly forbidden for women to perform in Kabuki for almost four centuries to this day, but I guess if it's us yellow monkeys being homophobic, it's OK.

Kabuki only appeals to the sort of people who act like Geese Howard from SNK or theaterfags

 

[Optimus Prime]

Would be easier to make a list about what franchise isn't getting its shit fucked.

Yeah, they almost certainly did:

Here's more info on the sabers.

ROFL

There's another guy on a forum I frequent who is dying to get to Galaxy's Edge to get his hands on an 'official' lightsaber.

God, he's going to be so disappointed when the thing doesn't even survive the trip home in a functional state.

 

[Junk Dog]

Kill shills.

Late to the party here,. but the fact that they brought back Palpatine as the big bad despite his falling into the core of the collapsing Death Star II shows just how creatively bankrupt the sequel trilogy is. No wonder they made such a song and dance about how ToXIc MaSCuLInItY caused Last Jedi and Solo to disappoint because they know they have nothing original or honest to bring to the table any more so they need to get their excuses in first.

I'm tempted to still go and see The Rise of Skywalker though. If for no other reason than it may well be a meme-worthy trainwreck a la Game of Thrones series 8.

Thing is, it didn't have to be like this. The Extended Universe had a whole mass of fresh and interesting ideas that a sequel trilogy could be based on. Thrawn, for instance, or the Yuuzhan Vong series. The latter would have been pretty tasty because the idea of an outside context race of beings who are not only not one with the force, but who actively suppress by their very existence the ability of others to use the Force, would have been pretty cool. They could even do something like the more Force sensitive you are, the more deleterious their presence is to you and if they had someone born as strong in the force as Rey it might even be physically painful for her to be near them.

It's even more pathetic when you realize Palpatine was shoehorned in at the last second because they know the only content they shit out that actually sells are things set between the prequels and the Empire era (excluding Soylo). Doesn't help the fact that Kennedy also recently said they had no source material while making the Disney trilogy even though The Force Awakens is just a rehashed A New Hope, Kylo Ren is just a diet coke version of Jacen Solo and the whole plotline of Palpatine coming back was already done in an early 90s comic called Dark Empire.

And I agree with the whole EU thing as there was 0 reason to retcon it. There was plenty of good post Return of the Jedi content they could've incorporated into a trilogy. Maybe could've made something decent around Heir to the Empire or hell, if they wanted to shove a new female lead down our throats so badly, they could've made a something around the Jedi Academy and maybe have Finn as a more competent character in that. Or screw all that and just make something about the Old Republic like everyone's been asking for for years. And even then there are literally thousands of years of free space and hundreds of planets in the EU timeline where they could've added something new without having to kill everything.

But nah. Gotta make that literal fan fiction and show those filthy incels that muh force is female.

 

[ArashiVixen]

ROFL

There's another guy on a forum I frequent who is dying to get to Galaxy's Edge to get his hands on an 'official' lightsaber.

God, he's going to be so disappointed when the thing doesn't even survive the trip home in a functional state.

Sounds like He could be EricButts. Why are there still people who shell out money for this garbage? and even defend it as well. Ive known people who think the new trilogy is some kind of masterpiece. the only good new star wars stuff Disney ever put out was Rogue One and The Mandalorian.

 

[Oaat]

Is it true the light sabers from galaxy's Edge are actually pretty terrible? Ive seen reviews of them and they look kind of interesting. I do like how they implemented the crystals to change the color and sound of the blade. but quality wise? are they complete shit?

ROFL

There's another guy on a forum I frequent who is dying to get to Galaxy's Edge to get his hands on an 'official' lightsaber.

God, he's going to be so disappointed when the thing doesn't even survive the trip home in a functional state.

The sabers cost $215 too. The whole park is a shocking trainwreck that you can experience by proxy on this very thread, see below:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/star-w...y-about-last-jedi.32492/page-499#post-4776843