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Bigot Brigade Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield
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🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
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Low T doesn't fit as a nick. A fat, crippled, drug addled, indebted web 1.0 moron is still pulling 20 something goonette strange. Rich "Superfly" Kyanka. 2019 has been a weird fucking year.
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>Wife screaming at him to get up and help around the house
>lowtax yells at her to leave him alone because he's in "pain"
>Wife still screams at him to get up
>lowtax arises from his drugged slumber
>Wife says he slept 16 hours a day and didn't help with kids
>still groggy from beer and wine his patience is lowered and takes a swing at her but misses
>Wife in retaliation throws a mangosteen at him and hits him right in the face
>lowtax goes to the internet to scream "REEEEEEEEEEEE SHE ABUSED ME"
>by time lowtax is back from social media wife is gone with kids
>thinks nothing of it and downs another bottle of pain medicine and wine and goes back to sleep
>by his third interval of liver destroying cocktail he remembers he has to be in utah to bone mormon pussy
>while in Utah also remembers he hasn't seen his wife or kids in awhile
>call Mom
>Mom says they LOL NOPE'd out of his life
>get mad
>call cops who have a higher authority than mom
>Cops go LOL NOPE
>call internet for help because he remembers Lawyers cost money
I hope Nick picks this story up for his stream.
>lowtax yells at her to leave him alone because he's in "pain"
>Wife still screams at him to get up
>lowtax arises from his drugged slumber
>Wife says he slept 16 hours a day and didn't help with kids
>still groggy from beer and wine his patience is lowered and takes a swing at her but misses
>Wife in retaliation throws a mangosteen at him and hits him right in the face
>lowtax goes to the internet to scream "REEEEEEEEEEEE SHE ABUSED ME"
>by time lowtax is back from social media wife is gone with kids
>thinks nothing of it and downs another bottle of pain medicine and wine and goes back to sleep
>by his third interval of liver destroying cocktail he remembers he has to be in utah to bone mormon pussy
>while in Utah also remembers he hasn't seen his wife or kids in awhile
>call Mom
>Mom says they LOL NOPE'd out of his life
>get mad
>call cops who have a higher authority than mom
>Cops go LOL NOPE
>call internet for help because he remembers Lawyers cost money
I hope Nick picks this story up for his stream.
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It would be better if we had something more of a slam dunk to link to. The pictures we got are pretty ace, but easily explained away to Lowtax's brainwashed paypigs. (Hell, someone convinced them to cut off their dicks and inject estrogen, so not the brightest lights on the tree)
I'd thinking her head on a turkey and something about "Lowtax is in Utah to stuff more than turkey. Like you faggots wouldn't abandon your wife and child to hit it."
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Putty trying to kiss ass in the QCS ad thread. Sad!
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Feel free to wait for someone to make a better one; Fellow shitlords (and shitladies) see attached quick-and-lazy Logan Exploitable and Logan Turkey exploitable. Please feel free to improve or make versions that don't look like ass.
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Well it’s now obvious why Lowtax is chasing Mormon poon.
Logan Day is going to save Something Awful! You see Logan is a brand strategist to the punks and the rebels, a lady you knows Gen X and millennials don’t buy products, they buy statements about themselves.
So instead of crazy dependent wife he’s found a soulless brand story teller who will make SA rise from the ashes under her mighty marketing story telling fist!! A Mormon savior for Lowtax who knows how to sell shit to the youngins!
I’m sure the Pateron bucks have hired Logan’s “Giants in the Sky”one woman boutique marketing firm for a major SA rebranding campaign. Lowtax said it was a business trip after all!
Trying to archive but I’m 198 in the queue Rt now...finally got thru: https://archive.li/ya8l4
So I’ll just copy and paste her text for now and spoiler
Logan Day is going to save Something Awful! You see Logan is a brand strategist to the punks and the rebels, a lady you knows Gen X and millennials don’t buy products, they buy statements about themselves.
So instead of crazy dependent wife he’s found a soulless brand story teller who will make SA rise from the ashes under her mighty marketing story telling fist!! A Mormon savior for Lowtax who knows how to sell shit to the youngins!
I’m sure the Pateron bucks have hired Logan’s “Giants in the Sky”one woman boutique marketing firm for a major SA rebranding campaign. Lowtax said it was a business trip after all!
So I’ll just copy and paste her text for now and spoiler
About
I help seriously unique brands reach their potential by using a 3-Part Story Method to craft a marketing experience that delivers lifetime customers. Interruption marketing doesn't work with Millennials and Generation Z; you need to speak their language and make them the hero of your business' story.
That's what I do best.
Still reading?
Let me ask you these 3 questions:
Do you feel like you'll never find a way to make your business one of the Cool Brands that people will be proud to rep?
Do you want to charge a premium for your product or service, but aren't sure how to provide value that people will pay for? (How are iPhones worth a grand?)
Do you feel frustrated with all the marketing mumbo-jumbo out there, and just want to organically stand out from the pack for good?
Answer ‘Yes!’ to any of these?
Then keep reading.
I know the struggle of trying to make your mark in a saturated digital world. In running eCommerce businesses, I was incredibly fed up with running ad campaign after ad campaign and feeling like I was just spinning my wheels. Then it clicked: people don't buy products or features anymore. They buy experiences and statements about themselves. I've been studying the art of storytelling for business for years, and it's made a huge difference in my businesses. I know it will do the same for yours.
I started Giants in the Sky because I believe that businesses can provide more than a product or service—they can change the way their customers see the world and themselves for the better.
Stories are the oldest tool in human history to create trust and build a brighter future for others. Wouldn't it be awesome if businesses could take advantage of that power to help their customers in a more human way? I think so.
If you're still reading, then maybe some of this makes sense to you.
If so, let's connect.
Message me on here, or…
Book a Call ‣ https://calendly.com/giantsinthesky/
Email ‣ logan@giantsinthesky.com
I help seriously unique brands reach their potential by using a 3-Part Story Method to craft a marketing experience that delivers lifetime customers. Interruption marketing doesn't work with Millennials and Generation Z; you need to speak their language and make them the hero of your business' story.
That's what I do best.
Still reading?
Let me ask you these 3 questions:
Do you feel like you'll never find a way to make your business one of the Cool Brands that people will be proud to rep? Do you want to charge a premium for your product or service, but aren't sure how to provide value that people will pay for? (How are iPhones worth a grand?) Do you feel frustrated with all the marketing mumbo-jumbo out there, and just want to organically stand out from the pack for good?Answer ‘Yes!’ to any of these?
Then keep reading.
I know the struggle of trying to make your mark in a saturated digital world. In running eCommerce businesses, I was incredibly fed up with running ad campaign after ad campaign and feeling like I was just spinning my wheels. Then it clicked: people don't buy products or features anymore. They buy experiences and statements about themselves. I've been studying the art of storytelling for business for years, and it's made a huge difference in my businesses. I know it will do the same for yours.
I started Giants in the Sky because I believe that businesses can provide more than a product or service—they can change the way their customers see the world and themselves for the better.
Stories are the oldest tool in human history to create trust and build a brighter future for others. Wouldn't it be awesome if businesses could take advantage of that power to help their customers in a more human way? I think so.
If you're still reading, then maybe some of this makes sense to you.
If so, let's connect.
Message me on here, or…
Book a Call ‣ https://calendly.com/giantsinthesky/
Email ‣ logan@giantsinthesky.com
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Wanted to work Logan Day in there, but whatever.
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Logan's medium
medium.com
Company info
www.bizapedia.com
website
www.giantsinthesky.com
archive isn't working for me
Lowtax has caught himself a socialist intellectual.
medium.com
Logan Day – Medium
Read writing from Logan Day on Medium. Head in the clouds, feet in a society. Passionate about storytelling and interactivity on the web. logan@giantsinthesky.com.
medium.com
Company info
Giants In The Sky in Layton, UT | Company Info & Reviews
Discover Company Info on Giants In The Sky in Layton, UT, such as Contacts, Addresses, Reviews, and Registered Agent.
website
Story Marketing for the Digital Revolution – Giants in the Sky
Discover the power of story marketing and how you can draw digital natives to your brand in droves. We'll help you share your story across the web.
www.giantsinthesky.com
archive isn't working for me
Lowtax has caught himself a socialist intellectual.
Branding for Revolution: Fighting Spectacle with Spectacle
Can the tools of capitalist hyperconsumption be used to promote causes for social good and socialist interest?
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Mormon, Socialist/Communist, and is a marketer.
Please Lowtax give her the keys to SomethingAwful.
Or hell just wait 4 months and do nothing and she'll Metoo your ass and you'll be forced to give it to her anyways.
Everything she wrote reads like modern day corporate bullshit.
Please Lowtax give her the keys to SomethingAwful.
Or hell just wait 4 months and do nothing and she'll Metoo your ass and you'll be forced to give it to her anyways.
Everything she wrote reads like modern day corporate bullshit.
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You can live in Utah and not be a Mormon. Rare, but they exist.
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Company info
Giants In The Sky in Layton, UT | Company Info & Reviews
Discover Company Info on Giants In The Sky in Layton, UT, such as Contacts, Addresses, Reviews, and Registered Agent.
website
Story Marketing for the Digital Revolution – Giants in the Sky
Discover the power of story marketing and how you can draw digital natives to your brand in droves. We'll help you share your story across the web.
Here are archive links of the two websites
http://archive.ph/v7efV
http://archive.ph/Tmvzx
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That's what $10k a month buys you, goons. If you want him to delete all 9 pages, you better bring that Patreon up to §90k.
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That’s because it’s boiler plate branding speak.
I could see her thinking she can pitch Something Awful as “the coolest” website to companies to reach the punks and rebels who buy statements about themselves.
I’m curious to see how all in Lowtax will go to make Miss Socialist Internet Branding happy. The fact he posted her photo on his FB and has been there for three weeks makes it obvious these two crazy kids have some big plans.
So her marketing business /company address is just a single family home in the suburbs...color me shocked. My only other guess would have been a UPS store mailing address.
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Bible Gateway passage: Galatians 6:7 - New International Version
Do not be deceived: God cannot be mocked. A man reaps what he sows.
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Useless Idiot
kiwifarms.net
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Logan's medium
Logan Day – Medium
Read writing from Logan Day on Medium. Head in the clouds, feet in a society. Passionate about storytelling and interactivity on the web. logan@giantsinthesky.com.
Company info
Giants In The Sky in Layton, UT | Company Info & Reviews
Discover Company Info on Giants In The Sky in Layton, UT, such as Contacts, Addresses, Reviews, and Registered Agent.
website
Story Marketing for the Digital Revolution – Giants in the Sky
Discover the power of story marketing and how you can draw digital natives to your brand in droves. We'll help you share your story across the web.
archive isn't working for me
Lowtax has caught himself a socialist intellectual.
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Branding for Revolution: Fighting Spectacle with Spectacle
Can the tools of capitalist hyperconsumption be used to promote causes for social good and socialist interest?
"I've run meme pages so I'm not afraid of a little hostility in the comments" is an unintentional comedy masterpiece.
Holy shit, lmao
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Well, Charles, I'm certainly they'll disregard your post and draw attention to it anyways. At least you got half of your wish, since they ignored something.
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Actually, "that last sentence" sounds utterly rətarded to me, so you'll forgive me for the belly laugh.
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