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"I've run meme pages so I'm not afraid of a little hostility in the comments" is an unintentional comedy masterpiece.

Holy shit, lmao

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I really, really hope Lowtax gives her the job of rebranding SA into the wokest messageboard that ever there was.
 
Someone bought an Ad linking to nulls stream

also


Did he call his daughter trash?
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One think i always felt about rich was despite all his issue he had basic human empathy and love to his children.
 
LowT currently can not access his SA account, so any purchased ads would stay up for a good minute.
Ads are also 100% automated...approval not needed
BTW, Lowtax deleted that problematic article, he only deleted the first page. The rest is still there. https://www.somethingawful.com/photoshop-phriday/offensive-cereals/2/

Even when cucking out, Lowtax does it in the laziest way possible.
Someone make the banner ad and I'll buy it. If he takes it down I'll charge it back.
I'm making it. Someone PM a hideous troon I can stick in the corner. (Preferably someone who is still on the forums)
Thanks for the first banner coolio

thanks for the banner. Let me know when you want me to upload. I’d also be interested in buying a banner with something like “believe all victims except ashlii” or “lowtax flew to Utah to cheat on his wife”
Upload when ready, I should have PMed you the full animated version by now.
Don't wanna ruin the suprise for everyone else in the thread but keep your eyes peeled. It's fucking great.

Thanks for bankrolling this dude. A true kiwi move.

E: Also, cheers to @northstar747 for the image
Purchased. I got a copy as well so it should show up often since there's only 13 banners currently in rotation. Should be live later tonight or tomorrow morning.
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Feel free to wait for someone to make a better one; Fellow shitlords (and shitladies) see attached quick-and-lazy Logan Exploitable and Logan Turkey exploitable. Please feel free to improve or make versions that don't look like ass.
Wanted to work Logan Day in there, but whatever.

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I love this site so fucking much. I am thankful for all of you.
 
Like is he trying to pass it off like she made that mess all by herself in the short time that he was gone fucking the other chick, or what? (e: oh, duh, that's not possible because he had a pic of that messy area before he left the state).

Because it's clear that pile of crap has been there for a long time. If it bothered him so much why didn't he clean it out himself, or help her do it, or make her do it, something? He lives there too and it didn't bother him enough to do or say anything until now. Though he had saved a picture of it for soooome reason. 🤔

It doesn't look like garbage necessarily, either, just clutter. Like a bunch of crap that was perhaps meant to be donated or something. I see a lot of baby items that the kid probably outgrew. And, ahem, she doesn't have a car or license or anything so how is she going to get rid of it? I know it's going to sound like I'm wHiTe KnIGhTinG her but I'm really not. It's just that lowtax is the one showing his ass right now so I'm working with what we've got.. This is so petty.
 
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Like is he trying to pass it off like she made that mess all by herself in the short time that he was gone fucking the other chick, or what? (e: oh, duh, that's not possible because he had a pic of that messy area before he left the state).

Because it's clear that pile of crap has been there for a long time. If it bothered him so much why didn't he clean it out himself, or help her do it, or make her do it, something? He lives there too and it didn't bother him enough to do or say anything until now. Though he had saved a picture of it for soooome reason. 🤔

It doesn't look like garbage necessarily, either, just clutter. Like a bunch of crap that was perhaps meant to be donated or something. I see a lot of baby items that the kid probably outgrew. And, ahem, she doesn't have a car or license or anything so how is she going to get rid of it? I know it's going to sound like I'm wHiTe KnIGhTinG her but I'm really not. It's just that lowtax is the one showing his ass right now so I'm working with what we've got.. This is so petty.
I don't think you're white knighting her at all. Honestly, when I first heard Lowtax's wife skipped out with the kid my first thought was "holy shit, what a crazy bitch." Now that Lowtax is showing his ass more & more, I'm starting to see why she got the fuck out of there. When he left for his "business trip" she probably snapped & was like "fuck this."

Now I'm kicking myself for ever thinking Lowtax was a sympathetic figure in this instance. He's a lazy, mealy-mouthed sack of shit that you can't trust as far as you can throw.
 
I don't think you're white knighting her at all. Honestly, when I first heard Lowtax's wife skipped out with the kid my first thought was "holy shit, what a crazy bitch." Now that Lowtax is showing his ass more & more, I'm starting to see why she got the fuck out of there. When he left for his "business trip" she probably snapped & was like "fuck this."

Now I'm kicking myself for ever thinking Lowtax was a sympathetic figure in this instance. He's a lazy, mealy-mouthed sack of shit that you can't trust as far as you can throw.
He pretty much abandoned his infant child and wife, who has no license and is from another country, right before the holidays to bone some dumb 20-something yo groupie on the other side of the U.S. For almost a month straight now too. There's no justifying that shit.
 
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