Bryan Dunn / King of /pol/ (KoP) / The Armed Toast / The Exceptional Detective / BoomerPhil - Severely paranoid thin-skinned attention whore with hate/real boner for Ralph, Null, Jim, BSV, etc. "Right kind of gay" and "verified female". Legally banned from KF, 14 socks and counting, LOST A FIGHT TO THE GUNT OF ALL PEOPLE

[Adamska]

Amazing. This is all from someone who has been repeatedly banned and then returned to this site. Let's be clear: the Kiwi Farms and its staff has repeatedly asked you to leave, and yet you keep coming back. If your "normal life" is so great and anyone who posts here is incapable of having one (except for you?) then why are you here, when again, you claim to look down on the userbase and have been repeatedly asked to leave?

>inb4 "People here keep asking me stuff/talking about me so I have to keep coming back"

So you let people you claim are loser autists dictate your actions? Where does that leave you, exactly?

People he's never met in real life and whose words are ignored just by pressing the X button on the screen too.

Like I said, he's retarded and insane, and obsessed with being famous online because he for some really stupid reason wants to be this.

 

[Cocktimus prime]

>bryan comes back just too BTFO himself
I laugh everytime bros

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

So are you Boon, TXT or Fred?

I am Fred AND TXT, therefore he is Boon. Or another Godwinson

 

[BSV]

So I listened to a classic King of pol show last night. And I think it is only fair I share it here in his "old wateringhole" I am sorry I don't have any timestamps. But towards the middle he interviewed a guy who ate his own shit or something. And towards the end it went off the rails with a guy called boyd. Who had jailbait on his computer or something. Because he called Bryan the dreaded "L" word. It had something to do with Britbong

If you like "Classic" King of pol/Exceptional detective. Bryan really delivers.

Onion Boy vs Hansen, Love Dominates, JMAA shows up, Britbong vs Boyd unannounced stream!

Discord Call Ins: https://discord.gg/rFcmjwE StreamLabs: https://streamlabs.com/theexceptionaldetective

www.youtube.com

 

[Bryan Dunn]

So I listened to a classic King of pol show last night. And I think it is only fair I share it here in his "old wateringhole" I am sorry I don't have any timestamps. But towards the middle he interviewed a guy who ate his own shit or something. And towards the end it went off the rails with a guy called boyd. Who had jailbait on his computer or something. Because he called Bryan the dreaded "L" word. It had something to do with Britbong

If you like "Classic" King of pol/Exceptional detective. Bryan really delivers.

Onion Boy vs Hansen, Love Dominates, JMAA shows up, Britbong vs Boyd unannounced stream!

Discord Call Ins: https://discord.gg/rFcmjwE StreamLabs: https://streamlabs.com/theexceptionaldetective

www.youtube.com

I enjoyed your comments in the chat btw! You were just as confused as I was about the chat battle between tne boyd guy and britbong peoples

 

[Perspicacity]

I enjoyed your comments in the chat btw! You were just as confused as I was about the chat battle between tne boyd guy and britbong peoples

The classic one boy, one cup scenario. He's just gullible Bryan, you've been convinced to chimp out on livestream too. He's really just a comedian and genius content creator at heart. He just went full primal, he should be proud that he set back the human race two million years. You gave him sage advice Bry.

Note 1: Tom Green had testicular cancer.
Note 2: The boyd and britbong people might be related to..... someone I keep track of. I'll do some research, I thought that was basically over at this point.
Update: Boyd is a man in his 60s who's been stalking and harassing britbong for over 5 years. Apparently britbong stole some random girl he was showering with real life money on Second Life, they have continually feuded over Second Life thots ever since. As all blood feuds of the Second Life variety, who knows if any of it is based in reality.

Happy Thanksgiving to all the Americans in here ;P!

 

[Bryan Dunn]

The classic one boy, one cup scenario. He's just gullible Bryan, you've been convinced to chimp out on livestream too. He's really just a comedian and genius content creator at heart. He just went full primal, he should be proud that he set back the human race two million years. You gave him sage advice Bry.

Note 1: Tom Green had testicular cancer.
Note 2: The boyd and britbong people might be related to..... someone I keep track of. I'll do some research, I thought that was basically over at this point.
Update: Boyd is a man in his 60s who's been stalking and harassing britbong for over 5 years. Apparently britbong stole some random girl he was showering with real life money on Second Life, they have continually feuded over Second Life thots ever since. As all blood feuds of the Second Life variety, who knows if any of it is based in reality.

Happy Thanksgiving to all the Americans in here ;P!

Holy shit so thats all the lore? How did you know all this? Also I still find it hard to be convinced eating your own poop and pee on camera is a good idea.

 

[instythot]

I enjoyed your comments in the chat btw! You were just as confused as I was about the chat battle between tne boyd guy and britbong peoples

Oh, Bryan. Playing all coy about coming back to streaming.

Legitimate suggestions: you really need to spend a few dollars on a soft touch keyboard and work on mic placement. Nobody needs to be hearing your keyboard noise. Also, look into a noise reduction filter or something with the audio setup. The low hissing behind your voice cutting in and out when the gate is turned on and off is kind of jarring

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Oh, Bryan. Playing all coy about coming back to streaming.

Legitimate suggestions: you really need to spend a few dollars on a soft touch keyboard and work on mic placement. Nobody needs to be hearing your keyboard noise. Also, look into a noise reduction filter or something with the audio setup. The low hissing behind your voice cutting in and out when the gate is turned on and off is kind of jarring

If you were there when the stream happened youd agree. The entire time @BSV was just confused and in awe at the chat. We even tried to move on to a crazy group called love dominates but the chat was on fire about pedophiles and boyd guy and britbong shit. It was funny.

Also happy thanksgiving everyone here. You all are shit people but you still deserve a turkey day

 

[instythot]

If you were there when the stream happened youd agree. The entire time @BSV was just confused and in awe at the chat. We even tried to move on to a crazy group called love dominates but the chat was on fire about pedophiles and boyd guy and britbong shit. It was funny.

Also happy thanksgiving everyone here. You all are shit people but you still deserve a turkey day

Well thanks for the turkey wishes tbh fam... but there's potentially a huge flaw in your Onision theory. Insanity defenses are for criminal charges. The IRS coming after him for money owed is almost certainly a civil matter

 

[Remove Goat]

What do you think he'll be banned for this time? Sperging out at Alan for shitting up the DSP board? Making a thread on some mild up qnd coming politicow and bitching out Null when called out for bad content? Finally posts his outlines and rees when people mock his size?

 

[instythot]

What do you think he'll be banned for this time? Sperging out at Alan for shitting up the DSP board? Making a thread on some mild up qnd coming politicow and bitching out Null when called out for bad content? Finally posts his outlines and rees when people mock his size?

Bryan has already graciously posted an outline in this very thread and didn't get banned. Keep scrolling back, you may just find what you're looking for!

@Perspicacity seems to know a bit about the significance of outlines in modern gay culture. Perhaps he knows enough to assess this outline for us?

 

[Pomniman]

What do you think he'll be banned for this time?

Being severely and unrepentantly gay.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

What do you think he'll be banned for this time? Sperging out at Alan for shitting up the DSP board? Making a thread on some mild up qnd coming politicow and bitching out Null when called out for bad content? Finally posts his outlines and rees when people mock his size?

>Implying ill be banned or can be banned

Apparently im the sock king you fucking pleb. I will just magically appear again shitposting about DSP or something akin to that dood.

Being severely and unrepentantly gay.

No u

 

[instythot]

>Implying ill be banned or can be banned

Apparently im the sock king you fucking pleb. I will just magically appear again shitposting about DSP or something akin to that dood.



No u

You should consider editing out the "apparently", it reads a lot funnier that way

 

[Bryan Dunn]

You should consider editing out the "apparently", it reads a lot funnier that way

The next sock i make will just be mimics of staffers or people who like to talk about. A instythot2.0

 

[Adamska]

>Implying ill be banned or can be banned

Apparently im the sock king you fucking pleb. I will just magically appear again shitposting about DSP or something akin to that dood.



No u

Because you're so retarded you don't seem to understand the concept of no. Or that doing the same thing nets the same result. Or that you'll never be that relevant again except as 'How to lose your job for e-fame" example.

Honestly, Josh should've gotten a Kill on Sight Order, not a Restraining Order since death is the only solution.

 

[Remove Goat]

Is it possible to be so much of a flaming homosexual dicksucking faggot that your genes change to XX?

 

[Adamska]

Is it possible to be so much of a flaming homosexual dicksucking faggot that your genes change to XX?

Yes, the topic of this thread pulled off the same thing that some West African Frogs do.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Because you're so exceptional you don't seem to understand the concept of no. Or that doing the same thing nets the same result. Or that you'll never be that relevant again except as 'How to lose your job for e-fame" example.

Honestly, Josh should've gotten a Kill on Sight Order, not a Restraining Order since death is the only solution.

Lol the fact you take me this seriously and all your posts about me is always to the extreme. Come on dude, its the internet I dont know what I did to you to get you asshurt but who cares. Get over it.