Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

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I 100% thougut she was going to eat one of those packing peanuts

She is still in the binge shirt and she looks awful.
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2:50 - she blames her tub instead of her being 400 ellbees for not taking baths. Lol.

She smells the Yognog shower gel but doesn't describe the smell. She just talks about how great it smells. oh and the fact you can't eat it.

4:38 - she admits to not washing her hair since the surgery because she was out of shampoo.

She is struggling with opening that body shimmer bar
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She looks like a literal psycho in the thumbnail for the video.
 
Hey guys. Hey guys. Hey hey, hey heyyyyyyyyy. How are you? How are you?

New Lush haul


I 100% thougut she was going to eat one of those packing peanuts

She is still in the binge shirt and she looks awful.
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2:50 - she blames her tub instead of her being 400 ellbees for not taking baths. Lol.

She smells the Yognog shower gel but doesn't describe the smell. She just talks about how great it smells. oh and the fact you can't eat it.

4:38 - she admits to not washing her hair since the surgery because she was out of shampoo.

She is struggling with opening that body shimmer bar
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The best part is her stroking out saying “thick and creamy” at 5:26 hahhahahah
 
I reckon a liter of shower gel would last her probably 4 showers.

She admits not washing her hair since the surgery except with water because she ran out of shampoo - I think we can all agree we kind of had noticed. Although to be fair, I have no idea how long after the surgery one can shower or just get in contact with water.

She seemed to struggle even rubbing her wrists to warm up that solid perfume.

She also showed an 18 inch necklace with a bee pendant (I find it kind of cute) but she says that it's a bit short for a "big person" like her as she's 21 inches. I had never even thought about fat people struggling to find necklace chains long enough to not be engulfed by their quadruple chins. I learn something new everyday.
 
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This is why she’s the best cow. She literally has no reason to not be able to stop the fast food right now? Like if you’re ordering delivery anyways you can order from better/healthier places than fucking KFC. But as Chantal has said, those chicken strips are just worth being fat for. Tragic.
 
She claims she's been "eating clean ... well, mostly clean" since her surgery. Um, did she forget that just yesterday she told us she was eating an apple for a snack because she was so sick of eating only frozen processed food since she can't cook?

To be a certified landwhale, you must have a rather baffling, extra short, short-term memory.
 

That's right, she will never learn.

Unfortunately, she is worried about learning the wrong lesson. It's not that she needs to learn to stop posting stupid resolutions. She needs to learn to actually say no to her stupid junk food. World's fattest toddler really is an apt description for her.

And if she believes her own stupid memes, which she doesn't, the time for her to stop gobbling was years ago...
 

Let's make bets. What will explode first: The plumbing or Chantal's staples?!

And KFC is fast food. Just in case Chantal didn't notice. I loved that even her fucking toothpaste had to be sweet. That's like this children's toothpaste to get them to brush their teeth. I am just not sure if Chantal skips the brushing and squeezes the whole tube down her gullet. Followed by the shower gel.
 
Let's make bets. What will explode first: The plumbing or Chantal's staples?!

And KFC is fast food. Just in case Chantal didn't notice. I loved that even her fucking toothpaste had to be sweet. That's like this children's toothpaste to get them to brush their teeth. I am just not sure if Chantal skips the brushing and squeezes the whole tube down her gullet. Followed by the shower gel.
I bet 3 shekels on the staples bursting
sometime late next week
 

Like she needs some call to action to gobble and sure as hell she's gonna wobble for everyone's entertainment and her horror when she looks in the mirror. Post op season arc isn't too plot heavy so far, but this is classic Chantal everyone knows and loves. What this new season will bring us? Will Bibi finally leave Chantal for his "sister"? Will Chantal get a cardiac arrest and cheese shits from food overload? Are scooters going to be finally introduced? Stay tuned, conclusion will come on the same fat-time, same fat-channel.
 
Hey guys. Hey guys. Hey hey, hey heyyyyyyyyy. How are you? How are you?

New Lush haul


I 100% thougut she was going to eat one of those packing peanuts

She is still in the binge shirt and she looks awful.
View attachment 1028832

2:50 - she blames her tub instead of her being 400 ellbees for not taking baths. Lol.

She smells the Yognog shower gel but doesn't describe the smell. She just talks about how great it smells. oh and the fact you can't eat it.

4:38 - she admits to not washing her hair since the surgery because she was out of shampoo.

She is struggling with opening that body shimmer bar
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Chantal can buy a warehouse full of Lush. It still won't make her 120 pounds.
 
Why are fat white women obsessed with lush? Go into any lush store and it’s just pasty fatties mauling bath bombs.
Because it's one of the few retail experiences they can have. This is why Sephora and Ulta and also fatty central - fats don't need to worry about the store stocking their size, they can buy all the warpaint and fizzy baths they like.
 
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