Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT


It'a fucking hilarious that Jake thinks he should be allowed to publicly make heinous accusations about people - thus painting a target on their backs - but then complains that anyone mentioning his accusations is putting him in danger (despite him supposedly having never been doxed).
 
Jake's wilful helplessness annoys me. He could just block her, but he prefers to scream endlessly that she's causing him pain and should stop.
It's almost like he's made a lifetime study of how to be the most useless person on the planet and he's putting what he has learned in to practice.
I think it’s because Twitter is the only place where he has anything approaching influence. He’s not pissed off because she’s tagging him, but because she’s not obeying his command.
 
Jake, the angry man, becomes enraged when a FEEEEmale dares to disobey him.
He would, but in this case...
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Protect himself from what? If people are being mean to him on twatter, he can instantly protect himself from that by nuking his account. If there are people with whom he wants to remain in contact, he can either use other means or open a new account which is private except for carefully selected followers.

From a mommy who wants him to get a job and pay rent, from reality which refuses to magically make Jake into a pretty animu princess, and from a certain professional victim who refuses to let him slide into her DMs.

Jake would rather get a job and turn down a blowie from Zoe than ever delete his Twitter account.
 
Imagine being so delusional you think your life is in danger from a twitter convo.

He’s a fat fuck living with mommy in the middle of nowhere. No one cares about Jake except us.

Just when I think he can't get more pathetic, Jake manages to lower the bar yet again.

"HELP! STOP TAGGING ME IN A TWITTER CONVERSATION OR ELSE I WILL GET MURDERED!"

LOL. Calm down, Jake.
 
After that bit about the MAP terminology being supposedly a ~chan op~ I would KILL to see how Jake reacts to someone like Clawshrimpy. Both leftist, both ""trans"", both worthless. Really that whole pedo-identifying contingency tbh.

How do the different tranny sects reconcile their differences in this one? 🤔 Sorry if this has come up on here already, I've read this whole thread but it's a monster.

Also lol talk shit get hit tagged
 
Jake had a terrible horrible no good very bad day.

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I don't believe family members were literally just shouting JAKE JAKE JAKE at him while he was trying to talk to someone, but among the many things I can give thanks for today, it is that there is a shitty, worthless, ugly ass nasty piece of trash named Jacob Lawrence Alley wailing dumb bullshit into the void about his mistreatment by the world.

Eat shit, Jake. Eat shit and choke on it!
 
I don't believe family members were literally just shouting JAKE JAKE JAKE at him while he was trying to talk to someone
For that matter, hasn't Jake long since fled his abusive home life and moved out to an undisclosed location? How does he end up at the family Thanksgiving after all that? So many questions.

For Jake I would offer these words of comfort: no matter what your folks call you today, you'll be the same dying fat fuck tomorrow.
 
It's always fun playing 'decypher the gnome'. In this case, I'm guessing there was a family function for thanksgiving and, amidst grief for the recent death in the family, someone tried to get his attention. But because he didn't answer for whatever reason, they raised their voice somewhat and repeated his name. His real name, the one he was born with, still has on his legal documents, and everyone knows him as because you better believe he was wearing his regular sped clothes and not some fairy\princess dress like he imagines. How close am I, Jake?

This probably happened once and took about 5 seconds. Jake will gnash his teeth and rend his sweatshirt over it for at least a month as if someone was purposefully deadnaming him at maximum volume from three feet away to teach him a lesson. That and the fact that someone tagged him on twitter and Zoe Quinn didn't rush in to help him. Again.

the horror
 
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Looking at Jake's twitter for more than a moment reminds me of something weird. Am I just overlooking it, or has he stopped shilling the Patreon recently? I think his last mention was on October 27.

Donations have dropped, too.

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It's always pathetic watching Jake whine about no-one standing up for him. Normal people probably didn't see the Twitter stuff because they're doing thing irl, and as far as the family stuff goes he's a 38 year old behemoth who shouldn't need anyone to intervene on his behalf. If he weren't so useless, he could have just left the gathering.
 
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