Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

I love the "I'm in on all the jokes guys, tee hee I AM gross and a glutton, so it doesn't bother me". Whenever she tries to adopt this attitude, she makes herself chimpout.

We know Jabba wishes she were super hot and desirable to men all over the world on her "popular youtube" channel. She wishes she could be in the cool woman's club and laugh at all the fatties and ugly woman.

It absolutely kills her inside that she's the very kind of woman that she wishes she could point and laugh at.

And that's the grand irony of Chantal, she has the vile personality of a good looking "mean woman" but the looks and body of their victims.

Poetic.
 
Those of you who have encyclopedic knowledge of this...woman: is her hairline receding faster this past year, or is it just me?

Her hairline/hair has always been shitty. She just used to put a bit of effort into her appearance before and use that brown powder/fibers thing to cover her bald spots. Now she doesn't give a flying shit. But yeah its also probably worse than before with all added health problems.
 
Her hairline/hair has always been shitty. She just used to put a bit of effort into her appearance before and use that brown powder/fibers thing to cover her bald spots. Now she doesn't give a flying shit. But yeah its also probably worse than before with all added health problems.
Stress too. She’s clearly heavily impacted by the haydurs even if she pretends she’s not. Having the YouTube channels about her and taking “her” ad revenue is likely a factor. It could be a side effect of the medications she’s goes on and off of (making it even worse) as well. I don’t have an updated list or I could tell you guys the side effects.
 
One thing that struck me about her stupid live last night, of which I only caught the first 10 minutes: She was admonishing one of her cats and said, "I'm not giving you treats! You had two bags of treats today!"

I hope she was exaggerating, because treats are...treats. You give a few of them to your cat at a time. I know Chantal is all treats, all the time, so is she feeding her cats the same way she feeds herself?!

...and what is with the stupid voice she attributes (I'm guessing she is doing this) to Sam at the start of her videos? Some low, growly, demonic inflection with weird pronunciation: "Happy holidaysh, guysh." Is this how she imagines her cat would sound, were it able to speak? Has she heard the high-pitched sounds that come out of felines?

I am top-hatting about this because I think her animals are adorable, and I think Chantal is poisonous, and I want them to have a better life somewhere else, with another person who doesn't shove them full of high-calorie treats and gives them a dignified home that isn't coated in filth and takeout boxes. Sam and Bebejeunes, in the next video, blink twice for help.
 
Those cats are forced to live in that airtight, sealed incubator with the flatulence queen so I definitely don't envy them. At one point, Sam tried to climb out the window during the stream and Bibi called BebeJunes a bitch last night.
Are we sure he wasn't talking to Chinny? Or maybe he was making it seem like he was talking to the cat but really....
 
Does everywhere have that expression “he rode the short bus” to say someone is exceptional? Because in my area that’s a thing.
The Short Bus is actually that. A short, small bus that they use to bus special needs kids to and from school since there are so few Kids to bus they don’t need to send the gas guzzling buses to pick up a few kids. Hence the term short bus. At least that’s a term used in the US.
 
I think, you are on a very steep downward spirale, when Mr. Creosote appears to be subtle compared to your behaviour. At least he was wearing a smoking and went to a french gourmet restaurant, to fart and vomit it up.
He also tried, unsuccessfully, to say no to the last plate of food, saying he was full. Something Chantal would never fucking do.
 
This massive KFC meal and her family thanksgiving she probably gained like 5 lbs. Guess we're officially in phase where she eats tons of garbage pretending she's happy and doesn't care what people think. I guess this phase will last until new year before we get another new year new me pyramid where she'll outline her plans for 2020.

Exciting times ahead between this slob and LiesByJen and her alcoholic internet "boy"friend.

 
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When closing out tabs last night I caught a few moments of the live chat with Chantal and caught a story which may explain her elevator fear. She was going on about saying how she was in a mall elevator than 2 couples with kids in strollers came in and then the 'weight exceeded' prompt came on and they all looked at her. She more or less said it was these parents with kids in strollers that were out of line, almost making it seem they were in the wrong for even having kids - and she basically decided to take the next elevator. That's about all I caught of that moment but it's easy to see now that the fear of elevators in it, but that if there' s a weight limit, she's about the same weight of nearly three average size people and wants to be spared the humiliation.
 
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She says a lot of doctor's offices are calling because of surgery followup and "this and that".

She's expecting a delivery from a Canada food subscription service like HelloFresh. Last time she got HelloFresh she at an entire week's worth of meals in one night.
She bought it during a "Good Friday" sale.
This is three meals for two people per week - or an appetizer for this fat sow.

She's got alfredo on a few of her chins, in her hair, and on her nose. I can't watch any more.
 
Does everywhere have that expression “he rode the short bus” to say someone is exceptional? Because in my area that’s a thing.
Yes, I think that is ubiquitous. Some schools start kindergarten at around noon, and they send out the short bus to get the tots (unless the school is huge and has a lot of kindergartners). Since all grades get out of school at the same time, the kindergartners would ride the regular bus home with everyone else. I'm sure it is different according to the school, but that was my own experience. I think Chantal was making a retard joke when she described her kindergarten bus because why even mention it was short?
 
MOZZA STICKS AND CHICKEN FETTUCCINE ALFREDO MUKBANG -- RECAP
  • Sam is stuck under a "shopping cart"
  • today our gorl is craving this, from East Side Mario's (the inferior Olive Garden)
  • As soon as Chantal starts filming, Bibi leaps off the couch and nopes the fuck out of the room
  • really fake shh, then a more real shh
  • "the cheese pull is the money shot"
  • she makes squirrel noises after the second beauty bite
  • leaves to get a metal fork because her collection of plastic forks just would not do
  • she does not intend the eating to be sloppy, but she does it anyway
  • third shh tick
  • leaves to get call from doctor's office
  • BebeJunes jumps on the couch to get treats
  • "I don't have anything to talk about today, I just want to eat"
  • she is getting a Canadian Hello Fresh box called "Good Food"
  • she is going to cook with us
  • picked meals that Bibi would like too
  • she wants to make homemade mac 'n' cheese
  • she has not left the house since surgery, she has cabin fever
  • every hour she does lap around her apartment
  • she skipped her blood work because she is beezin'
  • thrombosis unit called earlier
  • she is scarred from the hospital visit
  • Sam is crinkling a bag under the microphone, kinda cute
  • she wants to do the non-needle method, reserved for emergencies
  • she wants the novelty of "shhhh! I said shhhh!" to wear off
  • "I can make this alfredo better"
  • she is not in a talkative mood she just wants to cram this pasta at breakneck speeds
  • Bibi has been doing house work because Chinny is unable
  • SHE HATES BEING DEPENDENT ON THE HELP OF OTHERS
  • Sam walks in front of the camera
  • Take a shot every time she says beezin' in this video
  • she only eats half of the pasta because it looked bland
  • wants Mac N Cheese with corn flake chicken
  • a wild Bibi appears, he talks on camera for once
  • he lectures Chantal on Senegalese rice and how Nigerians stole the idea from them
  • Chantal asks if he wants some of her pasta to which he says "NO WAY!"
  • Bibi ordered a rice and fish dish that looks a lot more appetizing
  • NOT doing Vlogmas, YouTube has been a rollercoaster and a learning experience
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"I don't really have anything to talk about today. I just want to eat"
And remember that bitchy patreon video where she tried to convince everyone that A LOT OF PLANNING went into her videos? it wasn't just eating? She supposedly had to make scripts and schedules. See Chantal, this is why no one believes a thing you say :story:
 
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