Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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The difference between normal sized humans skeleton and a morbidly (though not even close to Alberts size) obese skeleton.

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Needless to say, her skelly is fucked up.
 
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Mad Asshatter said:
I kniw this is a bit early, but what are the chances she might announce a new diet come January?
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I'm wondering if she's about to make a video saying "I'm not going to do a new year's resolution type situation because we all know it won't work. Plus the pressure is going to make me binge because I self-sabotage. It's part of my bipolar type situation."

Although, I'm not certain she has enough self awareness to admit to self-sabotaging.

Teresa77 said:
Why can't she apply to MSHPL? Is it only the show that reaches out to people? Somehow I can't see that, they can't know every fatty out there. It's obvious she is 600 lbs or over and needs help desperately.
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IIRC it's alleged that she did either try to apply for MSHPL or a similar show - or maybe it was just bariatric surgery - but she never finished or turned in the paperwork for it. In 2016 she made a video addressing people saying to go on the show, but her reasoning for not doing it was "those people can't take care of themselves." Ironic that now she's saying if she walks around Wommart she'll "probably have a heart attack."

ETA: the 2016 video
 
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WeDon'tNeedToWhisper said:
Amber showing off again how much fat she has sitting on her chest.
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Her braid looks like shit with all those split ends falling out
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Lol
Her chins are making the dangerous descent down her neck, creasing it in half where her choker usually gets lost.

Pretty soon she and Beggy will both be neckless.
 
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Turd Fergusson said:
One of the issues is that the NDA requires the participants to refrain from sharing photos and information while they are filming the shows. Thus, she would lose her only income. I am not sure how Becky would feel about moving to Houston for a year.
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Amber would also have to finally reveal to the world her laaaaaaygs and also admit that Becky does wipe her ass and dainty hole and we all know Amber would rather choose death than do those two things. She can lie all she wants to herself about losing weight and being hulthy but that bitch made her decision to die in '16.
 
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This dr. Now diet rules. Unfortunately I dont see our gorl doing any of that for more than one day unless shes checked into the hospital and monitored and away from Becky. Remember she knows everything and to her this is malnutrition and not safe. I personally think it would be a waste if she moved there for everyone involved because you have to really want it/ want to be successful to achieve what he wants from you and she just want to be right even if it kills her in 2-3 years.

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She got somthing similar to this recently and she did it for 5 hours then gave up and drove to a hotel like a junkie and ate for 3 days straight in a bed.
 
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WeDon'tNeedToWhisper said:
Amber showing off again how much fat she has sitting on her chest.
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Her braid looks like shit with all those split ends falling out
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What's up with her fucking neck? Guess her fat is running out of places to settle.
She overdoes it with the filters. I don't get why she does this when she openly shows how massive and ugly she truly is in vids.
Thin ass paper lips overdone with a filter. Poor thing.
Slight wonky eye.
She photoshopped her nose wart off. 😂
 
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squeak said:
I'm wondering if she's about to make a video saying "I'm not going to do a new year's resolution type situation because we all know it won't work. Plus the pressure is going to make me binge because I self-sabotage. It's part of my bipolar type situation."

Although, I'm not certain she has enough self awareness to admit to self-sabotaging.


IIRC it's alleged that she did either try to apply for MSHPL or a similar show - or maybe it was just bariatric surgery - but she never finished or turned in the paperwork for it. In 2016 she made a video addressing people saying to go on the show, but her reasoning for not doing it was "those people can't take care of themselves." Ironic that now she's saying if she walks around Wommart she'll "probably have a heart attack."

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Damn the delusions flowing are flowing out there.
Saying people on the show don't work. Can't shower or take care of themselves.
Bitch YOU don't work. What you do is not a job. You've probably never done any true manual labor in your life.
Everyone knows it's physically fucking impossible for you to bathe, wipe yourself. Most everything most people can do. Especially with those t rex arms and huge shelf ass.
We got ya number, boo boo.
 
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squeak said:
I'm wondering if she's about to make a video saying "I'm not going to do a new year's resolution type situation because we all know it won't work. Plus the pressure is going to make me binge because I self-sabotage. It's part of my bipolar type situation."

Although, I'm not certain she has enough self awareness to admit to self-sabotaging.


IIRC it's alleged that she did either try to apply for MSHPL or a similar show - or maybe it was just bariatric surgery - but she never finished or turned in the paperwork for it. In 2016 she made a video addressing people saying to go on the show, but her reasoning for not doing it was "those people can't take care of themselves." Ironic that now she's saying if she walks around Wommart she'll "probably have a heart attack."

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Oh, this IS funny. "How did this rumor get started", people were looking into their crystal balls, ya lardass. Unlike you Al, most people can see the natural progression of things and you were fated for a MSHPL life.
 
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That was a puke inducing video but I hadn't seen it before, so thanks. "I'd never try to gain weight just to get on a TV show & get super-unhealthy..." then why ARE you close to or at 600 lbs. now? You claim you're not seeking attention or "TV fame"... guess you're happy enough with your social media platform
 
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WeDon'tNeedToWhisper said:
Amber showing off again how much fat she has sitting on her chest.
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Her braid looks like shit with all those split ends falling out
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One look at her fatty, dimply (and not in a good way) face while she's puttering around on a scooter that's begging for its life puts the lie to this pic. Also, LiarLynn, your makeup looks like shit here.
 
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