Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

What if Lucas' existence is hell, or more specifically, this life is punishment for the crimes and unlearned lessons from a past incarnation?
Past or future. His hellish existence is a foretaste of what coming at the end. Either way, he's getting now what he deserves.
 
Looks like Lucas got some attention on Reddit today, which led me to discover another hilarious post from him from about a year back. Great cosplay Lucas you look just like Lucio from Overwatch!!

Oh and here’s a great screenshot from Dreamchasers new video and I have to say he looks about as beautiful as Yaniv itself!
 

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Seriously, my heart honestly goes out to her she was dealt a rough hand when she gave birth to him, and to post this after his recent video calling her a whore says a lot.
While I do feel bad for his mom ending up with Lucas as he is, I don't think making the type of post like the birthday one helps him in any way. I'd say it encourages him to continue his behavior as is.
 
While I do feel bad for his mom ending up with Lucas as he is, I don't think making the type of post like the birthday one helps him in any way. I'd say it encourages him to continue his behavior as is.

Oh I agree 100%, but I still feel for her even if she helped create this monster. She’s lying to herself when she claims he has handled adversity well but I don’t have a problem with her putting that out there as it could possibly be a coping mechanism to deal with the fact her insane son is internet famous for telomeres and Starbucks. Ignorance is bliss, let her be ignorant because trying to actively fix him would basically just be playing pidgeon chess on death march difficulty.
 
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Oh I agree 100%, but I still feel for her even if she helped create this monster. She’s lying to herself when she claims he has handled adversity well but I don’t have a problem with her putting that out there as it could possibly be a coping mechanism to deal with the fact her insane son is internet famous for telomeres and Starbucks. Ignorance is bliss, let her be ignorant because trying to actively fix him would basically just be playing pidgeon chess on death march difficulty.
Thinking about it a bit more, it could be like you said- a coping mechanism- or it could be that she's trying to pass Lucas off as just mentally ill because the truth that he's a pedo sex predator doesn't fit in with her lifestyle. I mean being the mother of a mentally ill man walking a "hard road" doesn't have the same connotation as being the mother of an insane pedo on a predatory road.
 
Not really, sorry to say. I loosely follow Lucas these days due to the repetitious nature of his posts and irl functions. I miss Bulla.
I miss Bulla, and Werner is a poor substitute for him. They're the same species of cow, however: sex crazed schizophrenic pedos. Bulla's madness is more interesting.

Perhaps we should appreciate him while we may; a trip to the psych ward seems imminent.

I feel some sympathy for his mother. Whatever her role in his malformed personality, no one deserves the Wern.
 
And for his birthday he got a $25 gift card to PF Chang's. His mother somehow did not get him a bus ticket to have him spend his birthday and Thanksgiving at her home. But she will keep fighting for him.
What’s even better is that $25 is just enough to ALMOST cover a meal and drinks for one so Lucas still had to pay for it.
 
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