Containment What If?

[CWCissey]

What if Chris won an Oscar for an acting role playing himself? What would be his speech?

WHY HAVE I GOT THE OSCAR FOR THE DANG DIRTY MALES? I SHOULD HAVE DA AWAR' FOR BEST AC-A-ACT-GIRLY ACTOR!

 

[Apocalypso]

WHY HAVE I GOT THE OSCAR FOR THE DANG DIRTY MALES? I SHOULD HAVE DA AWAR' FOR BEST AC-A-ACT-GIRLY ACTOR!

(snatches award from Partricia Arquette, audience laughs)

 

[CWCissey]

(snatches award from Partricia Arquette, audience laughs)

Then Meryl Streep thinks 'Why didn't I think of that?'

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris was a pro wrestling manager?

 

[Don't Call Anybody]

What if Chris was a pro wrestling manager?

He'd refuse to manage any brute males and would creep on all the female talent.

Anyway...

What if young Chris's parents and teachers tried facilitated communication with him before he was able to speak?

 

[Lipitor]

What if the 14 Branchland Court went up in flames, cuz the Christian and the Hedgehog boys dropped their new mix tape?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if the 14 Branchland Court went up in flames, cuz the Christian and the Hedgehog boys dropped their new mix tape?

They'd shit themselves and do nothing about it.

What if Chris was a performance artist?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris was a performance artist?

He would be arrested a lot more due to public indecency.

 

[Mick92]

What if Chris attended Hogwarts?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris attended Hogwarts?

He'd be attending Azkaban very quickly.

 

[MrWarioWare]

What if Chris found the seven Dragonballs?

 

[Soul Craving Dead Dog]

What if Chris found the seven Dragonballs?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris was a Monster Truck Driver?

 

[Marvin]

What if Chris was a Monster Truck Driver?

He'd take twenty tries to run over a garter snake.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris had no feelings, including anger and hate?

 

[Stud2Stud]

What if Chris had no feelings, including anger and hate?

His video responses to trolls would have been boring as fuck.

 

[normankrasner]

What if Chris took Ritalin?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris took Ritalin?

His autism would overpower it.

What if Chris was Null?

 

[CWCissey]

His autism would overpower it.

What if Chris was Null?

He'd be drinking Fanta Zero and would be an even bigger dick.

 

[normankrasner]

His autism would overpower it.

lots of autistic kids are prescribed Ritalin