Trump Derangement Syndrome - Orange man bad. Read the OP! (ᴛʜɪs ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ ɪs ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴋɪᴡɪ ғᴀʀᴍs ʀᴇᴠɪᴇᴡs ɴᴏᴡ) 🗿🗿🗿🗿

[Judge Holden]

Well Drumpf may as well resign now and preemptively cede the election.....because I know a winning campaign slogan when I see it

And as you can plainly see, the masses are absolutely enthused with the rebranded campaign....

And no this isnt a shop...sadly this is actually what Creepy Uncle Biden went with as a campaign slogan...

Joe Biden on Twitter

“Fired up and ready to go for the #NoMalarkey barnstorm!”

twitter.com

Honestly I think there is a good chance that Biden might try to roll with the inevitable flurry of punches at his demented grandpa image by making it his persona for the debates and hoping meme magic works for him somehow.

"Well mister trump you young rapscallion, back in my day we didnt have no malarky like your plan to build a wall on the spanish border, we solved our problems with good old fashioned american ingenuity and cheap nigger labor.....sorry this earpiece dohicky seems to be screeching at me for some reason... anyway Ill have the steamed fish and broccoli please, now can you kindly show me to my table? and can you get the cute young waitress with the tempting butt-tocks to seat me?"

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

It's a well known political advertising tactic to use words in your slogan that millennials likely don't know the definition of and that zoomers wouldn't even know is a word,

 

[Suburban Bastard]

Everything trump says is malarkey, that’s why we analyze and cover every single tweet as if it’s indicative of America’s fate.

It's a well known political advertising tactic to use words in your slogan that millennials likely don't know the definition of and that zoomers wouldn't even know is a word,

I don’t know man, malarkey just doesn’t have the same ring as deplorable.

 

[It's HK-47]

Well Drumpf may as well resign now and preemptively cede the election.....because I know a winning campaign slogan when I see it

And as you can plainly see, the masses are absolutely enthused with the rebranded campaign....

And no this isnt a shop...sadly this is actually what Creepy Uncle Biden went with as a campaign slogan...

Joe Biden on Twitter

“Fired up and ready to go for the #NoMalarkey barnstorm!”

twitter.com

Honestly I think there is a good chance that Biden might try to roll with the inevitable flurry of punches at his demented grandpa image by making it his persona for the debates and hoping meme magic works for him somehow.

"The malarkey stops here." That's seriously the slogan that he went with? Really? I'd really imagined that the last time he started whipping the word around he would have learned that people have no clue what the fuck this 1920s-era slang even means.

 

[Ghostse]

Life comes at you fast, eh bitch?

UPDATED: <i>Newsweek</i> fires reporter who wrote inaccurate story on Trump's Thanksgiving Day plans

The Newsweek reporter who wrote an inaccurate story about President Trump's Thanksgiving Day plans has been fired. The outlet's original story claimed the president only planned on tweeting and golfing during his holiday break, neglecting to mention his trip to Afghanistan.

www.washingtonexaminer.com

She is already trying to blame the story on her editor.
The best part is Trump has the media doing self-owns now.

She was given the assignment a week ago for a story about Trumpsgiving that was submitted for publication on Wednesday. The TDS was already pre-baked until they fucking juked.

 

[AprilRains]

Twenty-three skidoo, Joe! Hey, any advice on wooden nickels?

 

[Slap47]

Hating Trump is the adult equivalent of telling your parents you hate them because they told you to stay in school and not do drugs.

Hating Trump is fine as far as I'm concerned. What annoys me is people is people taking on causes so that they have a reason to hate Trump instead of hating Trump because he's doing stuff they hate.

Liberals who have been anti-intervention for decades have been going full neo-con just to hate Trump - even the ones that had the balls to criticize Obama for his interventionist policies.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Why not "hoopla" or whatever that one fish from Spongebob said? At least it existed in a 2000's media.

Absolutely zero effort.

 

[Judge Holden]

"The malarkey stops here." That's seriously the slogan that he went with? Really? I'd really imagined that the last time he started whipping the word around he would have learned that people have no clue what the fuck this 1920s-era slang even means.

Remember, this is probably the best out of a wide variety of options the PR team had prepared

I want somebody to leak the reject pile to see just what these people were thinking. Im guessing some ultra hysterical "END THE HATE!" fear based ones, some pompous "GET BACK OUR DIGNITY!" style slogans, and best of all the inevitable attempts to pander to "the kewl kids of da internets" demographic and harness mayme magic with shit like "I CAN HAZ JOEBIDEN?"

 

[mr.moon1488]

TDS-infected Youtube lawyer claims he's analyzing the "steelman" arguments of the Republicans during impeachment.

Another Youtube lawyer then proceeds to tear him a new asshole, showing how he took quotes out of context and omitted contradictory evidence to create, not steelman, but strawman arguments.

Lol did this nigger even go to law school?

About the only two universally accepted forms of hearsay evidence are child testimonies (so as not to stress the child with court proceedings) and death bed testimony.

 

[Ghostse]

Remember, this is probably the best out of a wide variety of options the PR team had prepared

I want somebody to leak the reject pile to see just what these people were thinking

Just legally change your name to JObama already, Joe.

 

[Judge Holden]

Just legally change your name to JObama already, Joe.

The moment Biden starts explicitly talking about Obama as "my black friend" in speeches is the moment I know meme magic smiles again

Also I just searched "Malarkey" on twitter and apparently during the first speech of his "No Malarkey" tour he randomly bit his wife's finger on stage

Jon Levine on Twitter

“During his "No Malarkey!" tour in Council Bluffs @JoeBiden leaned over and BIT his wife @DrBiden's finger https://t.co/Yc1c67aimC”

twitter.com

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

Also I just searched "Malarkey" on twitter and apparently during the first speech of his "No Malarkey" tour he randomly bit his wife's finger on stage

Jon Levine on Twitter

“During his "No Malarkey!" tour in Council Bluffs @JoeBiden leaned over and BIT his wife @DrBiden's finger https://t.co/Yc1c67aimC”

twitter.com

So he pretended to bite off her finger, but actually didn't? Did Joe Biden mislead the American people while campaigning? What sort of malarkey is this?

 

[Judge Holden]

So he pretended to bite off her finger, but actually didn't? Did Joe Biden mislead the American people while campaigning? What sort of malarkey is this?

Its a FFFFFFFUCKING WHITE MAAAAAAALEarkey

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Lol did this nigger even go to law school?
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About the only two universally accepted forms of hearsay evidence are child testimonies (so as not to stress the child with court proceedings) and death bed testimony.

He did but he specializes in copyright law not what ever impeachment falls under. Don't get me wrong that is still impressive and take a lot of hard work but it's not his wheel house, but he's basically a podiatrist talking about heart surgery here.

 

[MirrorNoir]

It strikes me as those people who lose a case at the USSC level and immediately say "This ruling doesn't mean it's over" - Uh, yes, yes it does, that was the literal LAST court in the land... you are done.

The reason for that logic though is that the Supreme Court HAS reversed course on shit in the past. Granted, it takes decades and often the entire Supreme Court roster being changed out, but it has happened in the past. And the left AND right will always evoke segregation (upheld by one Supreme Court roster, then declared illegal by another decades later) as their proof that "just because the Supreme Court rules one way, that issue is not 100% irrevocably resolved".

It's at the heart of the anti-abortion movement (IE the right want to have Roe Vs Wade reversed the same way the left got segregation reversed: stack the courts with right wing judges then get a case before the Supreme Court that allows the court to declare abortion illegal again. And it's backed, ironically, by a left wing talking point against by those who think the Constitution is set in stone and has to be carried out as the founders originally wrote it, NO expanding it or altering or revising it as society changes/grows/evolves. IE the rules of law CAN be changed and that what one generation says is "OK" can be changed by a later generation that says "fuck that shit. the previous generation is wrong!".

I also think a lot of it is down to the Dad being a milquetoast that doesn't take a stand against radical Liberalism. If your prepubescent daughters are getting dyed-red Skrillex haircuts and slapping rainbow flags onto their laptops, and you haven't done anything about it, then you either haven't been paying any attention, or you're so apathetic and self-absorbed that you think trooning out is just "the thing that kids do these days," the way that playing with hula hoops and watching surf movies was the thing YOU and your fellow Boomer kids did as children.

Part of the issue that a lot of parents think SJW children is just a phase and any attempt to crack down on it is just going to lead to the kids tripling down on it and basically lead to them doing something life ruining like going trans or getting knocked up by Jamal or Juan. Especially since being SJW often tends on result in people doing stupid and retarded shit to prove they are SJW and part of the death kult and stay in good standing with the death kult.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

"No Malarkey" tour?

What is he going to do, give every little girl a Werther's Original after he sniffs their hair?

 

[Gehenna]

The reason for that logic though is that the Supreme Court HAS reversed course on shit in the past. Granted, it takes decades and often the entire Supreme Court roster being changed out, but it has happened in the past. And the left AND right will always evoke segregation (upheld by one Supreme Court roster, then declared illegal by another decades later) as their proof that "just because the Supreme Court rules one way, that issue is irrevocably resolved".

It's at the heart of the anti-abortion movement (IE the right want to have Roe Vs Wade reversed the same way the left got segregation reversed: stack the courts with right wing judges then get a case before the Supreme Court that allows the court to declare abortion illegal again. And it's backed, ironically, by a left wing talking point against by those who think the Constitution is set in stone and has to be carried out as the founders originally wrote it, NO expanding it or altering or revising it as society changes/grows/evolves. IE the rules of law CAN be changed and that what one generation says is "OK" can be changed by a later generation that says "fuck that shit. the previous generation is wrong!".



Part of the issue that a lot of parents think SJW children is just a phase and any attempt to crack down on it is just going to lead to the kids tripling down on it and basically lead to them doing something life ruining like going trans or getting knocked up by Jamal or Juan. Especially since being SJW often tends on result in people doing stupid and exceptional shit to prove they are SJW and part of the death kult and stay in good standing with the death kult.

Quick correction, the Supreme Court cannot declare something illegal. What repealing the Roe v. Wade decision would do would make it non-protected.
As is, the Roe v. Wade decision established Abortion as a protected right under the, hitherto its foundation unknown, Right to Privacy. The Supreme Court reversing itself would throw it back to the individual states to decide, and possibly federal legislation though that is unlikely.

 

[MirrorNoir]

Whoever paid a dollar for ownership of Newsweek got cheated.

Not really, since the whole point of the dollar transaction was to keep left wing journalists/editors firmly in place there.

For those not aware of the story; Newsweek nearly got sold to a right wing media outlet who also published a god-awful Neocon/Bush II can do no wrong magazine called Newsmax in the mid-00s. They only wanted the name though, as no one bought Newsmax bu Newsweek still had considerable name value to it at the time circa 2004-2005. They openly stated their intent to basically fire ALL of the Newsweek editors/writers (who leaned left) and simply transfer the editors/writers from Newsmax to Newsweek and fold Newsmax.

It created such a huge fucking outrage that the owners of Newsweek basically sold the magazine to a friend of the owner simply to shut people up as he was seriously risking becoming a pariah amongst the NYC liberal elites for even SUGGESTING a sale that would have turned Newsweek into a right wing magazine and put a bunch of well connected liberal/anti-Bush types out of work.

 

[Adamska]

Well Drumpf may as well resign now and preemptively cede the election.....because I know a winning campaign slogan when I see it

And as you can plainly see, the masses are absolutely enthused with the rebranded campaign....

And no this isnt a shop...sadly this is actually what Creepy Uncle Biden went with as a campaign slogan...

Joe Biden on Twitter

“Fired up and ready to go for the #NoMalarkey barnstorm!”

twitter.com

Honestly I think there is a good chance that Biden might try to roll with the inevitable flurry of punches at his demented grandpa image by making it his persona for the debates and hoping meme magic works for him somehow.

For fucks sake, not even my gran uses Malarkey, and she remembers Franklin Roosevelt being in office, even if when she was just a kid. Jesus Joe, retire or just plain die; your staffers have shit design ethos and slogan design. I'm not even bringing up your scumbag of a son and I'm just plain embarrassed for you you senile old man.