Bad Plastic Surgery - all the pics

An interesting development on 'synthol kid'. He's hoaxed having his arms drained before for attention, but this time it seems to be real. It turns out it wasn't synthol, it was petroleum jelly, of which he injected 3 litres.

This is actually as bit unusual - usually what is injected by "bodybuilders" is synthol or cooking oil. Petroleum jelly is more used by women to inject into their breasts and asses.
 
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:( I liked his old nose. Now he looks like a Who. This is why you don't get plastic surgery in Mexico.
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Cheesegirl78 said:
Does she have uniboob?
It looks like the skin between her implants has separated from her chest wall, especially at the top.
She also looks like she's from Whoville and she's in constant pain from her bolt-ons.
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In addition to the uniboob and botched nose it looks like her lips have warts. I'm guessing/hoping that they're the injection sites and the filler didn't really spread out.
 
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Trusty Patches said:
This girl became one of those people who is famous just bc they are so hated after she got a terrible boob job courtesy of the British taxpayer

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Apparently she had literally no breast tissue before which I guess is why they look so stuck on.

Since then she said she would get an abortion if it meant she could be on Big Brother. I think she ended up not aborting and instead sold tickets to watch the birth. Classy waman.
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She went with the Victoria "Bagel Halves on an Ironing Board" Beckham look. Gross.
 
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Diggingmyowngrave said:
When I saw the photo saying it was a thing. I thought “Where? In fucking Russia?” And then I scrolled down......

Damn Commies... 🇷🇺
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Well, Communism is long over, do not thank Commies for sheer weirdness of a Russian soul XD

One Russian news channel, known for hot takes and drama, had a short story regarding this trend. They shared the name of the author and some additional nicknames. "Squash-lips" cracked me up, as well as "octopus lips":

Devil Lips: girls disfigure their faces for the trend

"Evgenia Guranda, cosmetologist from Volgograd, says girls are all rushing to the beauticians to change the contour of their lips. The cosmetologist herself is a proponent of new face geometry and already manifested a number of devil mouths for her clients. Though she is not as eager to change her own mouth:

Evgenia Guranda: I'm surprised that everyone else is surprised about it. By New Year, every other girl will have those curvy lips.

The author of the idea is Emelian Braude. "Doctor" likes to see his patients in a relaxed and not very sterile setting. Having no medical experience, this architect and engineer creates a new female face structure. Right now he searches for a model that will agree to do a "squash-lips" to promote his fame. He is even ready to pay anyone volunteering.

Cosmetologist Aisulu Tokareva, who is a proponent of a common sense and golden ratio in every procedure, says it is not too dangerous or painful and eventually will go away on its own. The question is: why do it in the first place?

Aisulu Tokareva: I think it's a psychiatry case, both for a patient as well as a doctor who does it. Am I an idiot to do it or a scumbag?"

Picture of said squash lips:
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Searching the name Emelian Braude (Rus. Емельян Брауде) uncovers that he really is the second Nugaev: he does not have a doctor's degree, he smokes during his procedures, does not use anesthesia or clean instruments, for that matter. And this Guranda did her face at his clinic as well. Now he is investigated by the Russian police, says Russian main tv channel:
Blogger decided to be a beauty surgeon: huge drama
 
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I can't imagine that these things don't have a high chance of going wrong, even in a sterile setting with a real doctor (this thread is proof of that). And is this easily reversible, or will it permanently fuck up your lips like that?
 
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MysticMisty said:
I can't imagine that these things don't have a high chance of going wrong, even in a sterile setting with a real doctor (this thread is proof of that). And is this easily reversible, or will it permanently fuck up your lips like that?
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Russian sources cite another cosmetologist, Alexandra Gont, and she says: if done in sterile setting, the procedure is painless and safe. After a while, hyaluronic acid, which is injected, leaves the body, and lips return to normal.

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I do not know much about this, but this acid seems common in cosmetology, and is generally present in living organisms.
 
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