Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

Poe-Shen Zcela said:
See the fire start?

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No, Comrade Premiere. It has already started.
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Ghostse said:
And any issues with "well why didn't the eagles just take them there" are quickly explained by the eagle being tremendous douches.
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Pokemonquistador2 said:
Eagles aren't stupid enough to go on suicide missions.
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Eagles would be just as susceptible to the lure of the One Ring as all other (non-Bombadil) sentient life. Just like Disney, money and selling out.
 
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It’s almost like women aren’t usually the ones using blaster rifles on the front lines in the Star Wars universe, or something.

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ditto said:
Eagles would be just as susceptible to the lure of the One Ring as all other (non-Bombadil) sentient life. Just like Disney, money and selling out.
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Besides which, a bunch of eagles flying directly into Sauron's ultra fortified realm that...
  • Is swarming with effectively infinite bow-wielding orcs and worse
  • Is actively patrolled by Nazgul on their Fel Beasts
  • Probably has a good few reserves of assorted corrupted birds/bats to throw bodily at any suspicious flying objects until something more dangerous arrives to finish the job
  • Has both orc industry and the worlds nastiest volcano vomiting up enough toxins into the atmosphere above Mordor to effectively chernobyl-fry anything flying through it
...is in all probability a more idiotically suicidal way of giving Sauron the Ring than giving Frodo a scrotum piercing with the Ring attached around the stud, and having him twerk his way to Mordor wearing nothing but a slutty Luthien costume while a bunch of Olog-Hai in hotpants perform a K-pop inspired Balled of Bilbo Baggins as Frodo shrieks for Sauron-daddy to come and claim his hobbit hole and destroy his one ring

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What a lot of "LoL wHy dIdnT ThEy JUSt SEnD alL DA eAGlEs aNd BADASs elveS aND arMiES ANd StUFf?"" speds forget is that the whole thing about taking the ring to Mount Doom was that it was a fucking secret stealth spec-op insertion affair, since even if the Men and Elves and Dwarves and Maiar of Middle Earth threw everything they had at Mordor, they would still have absolutely no chance of victory, thus their *only* hope was in sneaking it through enemy lines while Sauron believed it to be elsewhere, likely in the hands of either Gandalf or Aragorn so that he directed his forces towards them and not in guarding his realm. If they sent the crack team of all the best elf heroes with Frodo, accompanied by a bunch of Dol Amroth knights and shit, Sauron would have immidiately noticed it and figured out what they were doing.
 
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Love_Machine011 said:
Alright....
At this point if pic related actually happened in some form what would your honest reaction. My expectations for this movie are on the floor at this point, and i still like kylo as a character. So just give him vader talking to him through the force in the same way obi wan did luke. Fuck it, just fuck it, if these movies are gonna be pandering garbage, make it fuckin sick pandering.

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Are we just going to ignore how awesome would have been to have a redeemed "Light" Vader and Luke kicking ass like Father and Son? Sure, Leia may never see him as her father (not that Anakin would blame her for it) but he could at least earn her respect back with his aid for the cause. Light Vader (its kind of what I nickname a lightside Vader, subtle, I know) would be OP as fuck, the Rebels might as well have won there.

Man, that reminded me of the whole "Canon integrity" excuse that EA had thrown around as an excuse we wouldnt want a "white" Vader, saying that we wouldnt want to play as a "pink" vader.
Theeeen someone modded a pink vader in the game just as a fuck you to EA. :lit:
"You will now feel the power of the stylist side! *shoot pink force lightening* "
 
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Just do it disney, go full progressive and turn vader into a tranny. When he got all burnt up he demanded a sex change while they grafted new limbs onto him. The real reason for his turn to the dark side was because the jedi were cishet bigots and didn't accept zirselfs new name of Amy-kin and kept dead naming him.

Star wars is in desperate need of a mercy killing at this point. If they won't give it up then just let it die a semi decent death, I mean you fucked all the dignity out of it but you can at least put it out of it's misery. (:_(
 
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