Not to steal the limelight, but I too am retiring. Considering I rarely ever checked in on this site, it was kind of expected.
As well, this is probably my last post on here because after three years of dicking around on this website, life finally caught up. It used to be I had enough free time to check in on this place every day, sometimes for hours at a time. However, it's gotten to the point where I'm gone for weeks at a time, and when I come back, I wind up not even posting or using the chatbox. For a community I felt some closeness too, I've become retardedly distant from it. I haven't even been keeping track of Chris ever since the first "Chris is totally dead" post. I've lost interest in most of the minor cows posted and posting on here, and stuff like parkourdude91 never really got my attention that well (which turned out to be a hoax anyways, so yeah). I've wanted to leave this site before when I thought three fourths of the userbase was mentally challenged and good for a few kicks, but I've met like minded individuals here who share my passion for silently observing retards, so I stayed. We had good times, we laughed, we... laughed... god there was a lot of laughing... but the site got so disgustingly huge and brought an influx of a new generation of spergs. Again, some cool and decent, some... well, Connor. I have enough friends, family, and enemies to deal with offline, I can't deal with 3,000 more people in my life.
Either which way, I'm sure most of my friends here have all packed up and left a long time ago. So I'm not moderating, I don't have friends on here, I don't find amusement in the userbase anymore, and since I have all this work to deal with offline, I'm pretty much "Never Ever" (c) coming back. If there's one thing I really want to tell you guys, it's don't follow me. I'm becoming more and more selective with the company I keep and I think the people that deserve my companionship are already in contact with me. If I'm doing something like a Skype call with someone and they drag one of you guys in, whatever, but as of now, I'm resuming my position as "nobody" to the people on here. This all sounds a little negative, and honestly, most of the time this place leaves me with a bitter taste in my mouth, so yeah. Even for me, it doesn't feel like "a fond farewell to a beloved friend," it seems more like my leaving will be "thank god that dead space is finally filled up." I wasn't exactly a big deal here anyways.
So in short, so long, asswads. Farewell, asslords. Sayonara, assholes. Not sure how that quote goes. It was all kinda fun while it lasted.
