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[Slap47]

"Malarkey" is the kind of move that makes me think there are saboteurs embedded in these peoples camps guiding them into these ridiculous decisions. It's just very hard to believe they're truly this incompetent. Imagine going up against Donald Trump and thinking 'malarkey' is what's gonna win it for you. Dark deplorable racist nazi hitler sexist misogynist pussy grabbing rapist russian traitor criminal didn't get him, but 'malarkey'? That's the killshot.

Old man who relies on connections hires old men with connection. Sad story, many such cases.

 

[Maamtis]

So is Bloomberg's campaign serious or is he just doing it to shut someone up? He made the announcement on a weekend and during the impeachment circus and as a result, no one is talking about it.

 

[It's HK-47]

So is Bloomberg's campaign serious or is he just doing it to shut someone up? He made the announcement on a weekend and during the impeachment circus and as a result, no one is talking about it.

As a private citizen Bloomberg would be severely limited on the number of ads he could help purchase or contributions that he could make. As a candidate, he can dump however much he wants into the race and on ad purchases. I wouldn't consider it a coincidence that immediately after he announced his candidacy, he dumped an enormous amount of his own money into anti-Trump campaign ads.

I don't think that he's doing it to be a legitimate candidate, I think that he's doing it to legally bypass spending limits in an effort to do as much damage to Trump as possible.

 

[Maamtis]

As a private citizen Bloomberg would be severely limited on the number of ads he could help purchase or contributions that he could make. As a candidate, he can dump however much he wants into the race and on ad purchases. I wouldn't consider it a coincidence that immediately after he announced his candidacy, he dumped an enormous amount of his own money into anti-Trump campaign ads.

I don't think that he's doing it to be a legitimate candidate, I think that he's doing it to legally bypass spending limits in an effort to do as much damage to Trump as possible.

Ok, now THAT makes sense.

 

[Keystone]

wow this thread is over 3 years old now

and there's no sign of TDS drying up anytime soon...

It'll be going for a while, regardless of whether he's only got 1 year or 5 years left.

Also there are some really talented shitposters out there...

NottaLemming on Twitter

“Politizoid is presents “The Schiff Hits The Fan” “Tweet-Tweet!” 😂 https://t.co/NlJcss1efo”

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I wouldn't be surprised if Donald retweets this. The screeching from it would last from now til the new year.

 

[Ghostse]

It'll be going for a while, regardless of whether he's only got 1 year or 5 years left.

Also there are some really talented shitposters out there...
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NottaLemming on Twitter

“Politizoid is presents “The Schiff Hits The Fan” “Tweet-Tweet!” 😂 https://t.co/NlJcss1efo”

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NottaLemming on Twitter: "Politizoid is presents “The Schiff Hits The…

archived 1 Dec 2019 07:02:54 UTC

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I wouldn't be surprised if Donald retweets this. The screeching from it would last from now til the new year.

CNN Headline:
Trump Re-Tweets Fake News; Adam Schiff has never worn a coyote suit, nor owned/operated a catapult

 

[Parsnip_FitzGarlic]

Well Drumpf may as well resign now and preemptively cede the election.....because I know a winning campaign slogan when I see it

And as you can plainly see, the masses are absolutely enthused with the rebranded campaign....

And no this isnt a shop...sadly this is actually what Creepy Uncle Biden went with as a campaign slogan...

Joe Biden on Twitter

“Fired up and ready to go for the #NoMalarkey barnstorm!”

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Honestly I think there is a good chance that Biden might try to roll with the inevitable flurry of punches at his demented grandpa image by making it his persona for the debates and hoping meme magic works for him somehow.

Just lol that they had to include the definition of malarkey on the side of the bus. I first assumed that Biden might be trying to play up the Irish Catholic thing in the hopes that there are still enough living voters with warm, nostalgic feelings for JFK, but apparently it's Greek and not Irish?

Also, it's an anagram for "yarmalke." Not the standard spelling, but I need a tinfoil hat emoji just the same.

 

[Dracula's Spirit Animal]

For fucks sake, not even my gran uses Malarkey, and she remembers Franklin Roosevelt being in office, even if when she was just a kid. Jesus Joe, retire or just plain die; your staffers have shit design ethos and slogan design. I'm not even bringing up your scumbag of a son and I'm just plain embarrassed for you you senile old man.

In other news, the following candidates have released their campaign slogans:
Booker: "We Must Defeat MacDuff, Untimely Ripped From His Mother's Womb!"
Warren: "Smokum Peace Pipe!"
Buttigieg: "Definitely Not Your Grandmother's Gangbang!"
HArris: "I'm, Like, Groovey, Man!"
Sanders: "I Like the Coolies, and The Coolies Like Me!"

Beto's Vaudeville re-enactment unfortaunately didn't resonate with voters, but the other candidates, in reaching for memories of a better past, feel they've hit paydirt.

Candidate Gabbard spoke to reporters, disappointed with the support her opponents have received, finishing: "Whose fucking hair do you have to sniff, anyways, to get a little support?"

Several seven year old girls present, not realizing Gabbard was speaking rhetorically, raised their hands enthusiastically, asking her: "Maybe Joe Biden's?"

No word yet on when Bloomberg will join the affray and don a Rockefeller-esque top hat, monocle, and spatz.

 

[BR55]

As a private citizen Bloomberg would be severely limited on the number of ads he could help purchase or contributions that he could make. As a candidate, he can dump however much he wants into the race and on ad purchases. I wouldn't consider it a coincidence that immediately after he announced his candidacy, he dumped an enormous amount of his own money into anti-Trump campaign ads.

I don't think that he's doing it to be a legitimate candidate, I think that he's doing it to legally bypass spending limits in an effort to do as much damage to Trump as possible.

Oh I'm sure Trump will be utterly destroyed by tired and empty Neoliberal talking points.
"Trump has betrayed America and the world by refusing to outsource jobs and fight endless wars in third world shitholes."
Bloomberg should save his money and go back to trying to ban soda and trans fat.

 

[Neko GF]

I honestly think r/themueller is the worst case of TDS on all of Reddit. They are currently doing a "post an awesome quote every day until Trump gets indited" gimmick. They are currently on day 350:

Spoiler: Imagine quoting Adam Schiff

r/The_Mueller - Day 350 of posting an awesome quote every day until DJT gets indicted.

1,468 votes and 31 comments so far on Reddit

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https://archive.li/IaOZf

 

[bippu_as_fuck_ls400]

Warren: "Smokum Peace Pipe!"

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

No, Biden! We said NO malarkey! Bad Biden! Bad!

 

[Super-Chevy454]

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No, Biden! We said NO malarkey! Bad Biden! Bad!

That bring a new meaning to the term "Uncle Creepy Joe" Biden.

 

[heyitsmike]

I don't think that he's doing it to be a legitimate candidate, I think that he's doing it to legally bypass spending limits in an effort to do as much damage to Trump as possible.

If he thinks that negative press will sink Trump... well boy oh boy do I have some bad news from him! The man's not called Teflon Don because he likes non stick cookware.

Unfortunately Bloomberg has an obscene amount of money so it's not like throwing away this cash will hamstring him somewhere else.

 

[Cubanodun]

I don't think that he's doing it to be a legitimate candidate, I think that he's doing it to legally bypass spending limits in an effort to do as much damage to Trump as possible.

Because that has worked so well in his presidency, you get entire TV Stations having specials broadcast about what the recent meme that Trump posted mean, people having literally meltdowns on social media and woke trying to insert orange man bad in every piece of media they can, i dont think bloomberg is going to make a difference, he is too late to the party

 

[TaimuRadiu]

Because that has worked so well in his presidency, you get entire TV Stations having specials broadcast about what the recent meme that Trump posted mean, people having literally meltdowns on social media and woke trying to insert orange man bad in every piece of media they can, i dont think bloomberg is going to make a difference, he is too late to the party

do boomers seriously not know who Rocky Balboa is? I know boomers are basically NPCs but they've GOT to remember that series of movies, right? Or at least the first one?

 

[Cubanodun]

do boomers seriously not know who Rocky Balboa is? I know boomers are basically NPCs but they've GOT to remember that series of movies, right? Or at least the first one?

da boomers know who it is, but remember the majority of the Trump haters refuse to watch Rocky because muh toxic masculinity or are cowards to the extreme that can't watch violence without getting triggered

 

[TaimuRadiu]

da boomers know who it is, but remember the majority of the Trump haters refuse to watch Rocky because muh toxic masculinity or are cowards to the extreme that can't watch violence without getting triggered

yeah I imagine boomers are the ones who don't know what a tweet is and have to have the fake news media explain it to them

 

[TowinKarz]

I don't think that he's doing it to be a legitimate candidate, I think that he's doing it to legally bypass spending limits in an effort to do as much damage to Trump as possible.

Hillary would do the same, if she wasn't broke. So her constant "I might run" rumors are the only thing she can do to accomplish even a shadow of what she wishes she still had the war chest to do: try and negatively effect Trump's polls. She's putting a penny on the Trump Train track and hoping it somehow derails him....

If he thinks that negative press will sink Trump... well boy oh boy do I have some bad news from him! The man's not called Teflon Don because he likes non stick cookware.

A rich liberal billionaire from the darkest blue dot on the east coast telling all and sundry EXACTLY what to think and do? This has ZERO chance of backfiring!

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

She wrote a TDS-packed fart-huffing schlickfest, wanking about how Drumpf will be so owned because he's not being presidential, to be published ASAP for max clicks. Then turns out that's not what happened and the media are shown to be the clowns they are. Again.

The only ungood feelings I have there is more didn't go out the street with her.

I feel nothing.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. It's a lesson they should have already learned and it's high time they started learning it now.

Like, the closest thing to sympathy I have is that according to her, her bosses asked her to do this. Like they actively solicited her to write a piece about what Trump was doing on Thanksgiving a week in advance, and she was just doing as told, and when it inevitably backfired on them they immediately blamed her and threw her under the bus. As always inevitably happens to the tools of the leftist machine. Which is why I only come vaguely close to having any sympathy, rather than actually having it... she knew what machine she was working for. She's probably watched it do the same to others... her own ego made her think "But not me, never to me, I'm a good obedient propagandist, they'd never send me to live on a farm."