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Freshtodeath said:
i just noticed this but it looks like the wedding photos are selfies. They took photos of themselves.
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Yep, noticed that, too. Hiring a local photographer to take some wedding pictures was too expensive or inconvenient, apparently. Phil couldn't risk going somewhere nice because those damn detractors might SWAT the place. His parents couldn't do it because they're dying, dood. You can't expect them to take a picture, they'll die instantly! Oh wait, nevermind, dad is healthy enough to work a real job full time and mom is healthy enough to fork over $4,000 for taxes and regularly send overpriced shit from QVC to him.
Another thing I found funny about their wedding is that neither of them bothered to get in shape for it. They had months to prepare for one of the most important days of their lives, instead they just showed up looking bloated, got hitched in the boomer house, then went out for pizza. Zero fucks given.
 
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Kermit the Frog said:
Yep, noticed that, too. Hiring a local photographer to take some wedding pictures was too expensive or inconvenient, apparently. Phil couldn't risk going somewhere nice because those damn detractors might SWAT the place. His parents couldn't do it because they're dying, dood. You can't expect them to take a picture, they'll die instantly! Oh wait, nevermind, dad is healthy enough to work a real job full time and mom is healthy enough to fork over $4,000 for taxes and regularly send overpriced shit from QVC to him.
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"I don't have money to do it. I don't have money to do it. I don't have money to do it. I don't have money to do it."
 
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Freshtodeath said:
i just noticed this but it looks like the wedding photos are selfies. They took photos of themselves.
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I almost feel sorry for Kat that the supposed happiest day of a woman's life was literally a pizza party in a Connecticut suburb in a borrowed dress and a grim selfie in your in-laws dark kitchen. On the other hand, you decide to marry Phil so what do you expect?
 
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Filthy Greenskin said:
I almost feel sorry for Kat that the supposed happiest day of a woman's life was literally a pizza party in a Connecticut suburb in a borrowed dress and a grim selfie in your in-laws dark kitchen. On the other hand, you decide to marry Phil so what do you expect?
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Don't forget Philip spent the night after the wedding on Twitter arguing with fans and trolls alike, proudly saying how himself and Katherine are laughing at how mad the trolls are.
Why talk about how great their life will be or talk about how happy they are, if they can talk about xX_GoutFoot_Xx calling Phil a scammer on the internet.

Phil really has a very unique life situation.
 
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Filthy Greenskin said:
I almost feel sorry for Kat that the supposed happiest day of a woman's life was literally a pizza party in a Connecticut suburb in a borrowed dress and a grim selfie in your in-laws dark kitchen. On the other hand, you decide to marry Phil so what do you expect?
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Well is sure is better than being trapped in a closet. Guess they have that in common.
 
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Anybody catch what the final tip total was from last night? Last video I can find on youtube has it at $40, but I swear I saw a screenshot that had it at $70.
 
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Anybody catch what the final tip total was from last night? Last video I can find on youtube has it at $40, but I swear I saw a screenshot that had it at $70.
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TheKatIsNowGone said:
Late I know but it's pretty funny DSP busted out the Christmas decorations pretty much the day after Thanksgiving. Guess he wants that positive Christmas vibe, the begging season starts earlier every year.
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"Decorations up on Black Friday" is a common American tradition so I wouldn't read too much into that. In many parts of the country late November is the last window you get to put the lights up on eaves before the weather turns too shitty to make it viable. It's just funny for him because you know he doesn't so much as toss a few plastic reindeer out on his lawn in terms of outdoor decorations.

I'd liken it more to Phil doing just what stores do: jump from decorating for one holiday to the next in order to better encourage good little consumers to spend, spend, spend.
 
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Pargon said:
"Decorations up on Black Friday" is a common American tradition so I wouldn't read too much into that. In many parts of the country late November is the last window you get to put the lights up on eaves before the weather turns too shitty to make it viable. It's just funny for him because you know he doesn't so much as toss a few plastic reindeer out on his lawn in terms of outdoor decorations.

I'd liken it more to Phil doing just what stores do: jump from decorating for one holiday to the next in order to better encourage good little consumers to spend, spend, spend.
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You're right, I was going to make fun of him no matter when he put up his "decorations" anyway.
 
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