I’ve had a burning question about Chris’s actual
activities as the CPU Goddess of Comma (the most powerful CPU God of course, but the only one that

‘s itself).
I tried looking around abit (10 pts if you get the reference) but couldn’t find much theory about this. Though I’m mostly curious if someone like Marvin might have some info about what Chris thinks he’s doing. I’m especially curious now after reading many of your posts
@Marvin describing how deeply Chris is entrenched in these delusions.
Chris will often tweet about how tired or busy he is traveling to CWCville and helping in whatever bs he currently thinks is happening there, or answering prayers for the desperate CWCvillians like he discusses here (you can ignore Sockness I just ❤ his response)
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Anyway, since Chris has no theory of mind due to his autism and poor upbringing, I’ve always thought that when he says he is doing this, he is actually sitting down to ‘meditate’ and closing his eyes and just visualizing the city of CWCville and people coming up to him in his Mayor office or the town square or wherever in his mind’s eye.
I tried doing this for a bit and it wasn’t easy to build a whole city and it’s people in my imagination and keep it there enough to make it feel natural that was was actually ‘there.’ Maybe people who are more imaginative or focused than I am could do it more easily, but in Chris’s case I don’t think this would be as much of a problem.
Chris probably has a strong mental projection of CWCville considering how long and frequent he thinks of it. So, I decused to try again but used a city I lived in for years and the few square blocks I am especially familiar with and it became much easier to imagine myself standing there answering prayers of people who walked up and spoke to me. Picturing their faces was an issue for sure, but I don’t think Chris would care enough about those particulars since he so badly wants to believe in what he’s doing.
Has anyone else thought about this (stroking yourself while doing so is optional) and come up with something similar? Or way different? Marvin, has Chris ever discussed this or something along these same lines with you?
I’m dying to know guys I can’t sleep I can barely eat my wife just left me because I refused to talk about anything else. Please help me Kiwis!
This is really interesting and I think right on the money. I was born in the late 80’s but only found out about Chris in 2016 and have been following him since. When I initially found him though I was so enthralled with his lore and read the CWCki almost exclusively for the first 6 months or so. I wasn’t as interested in him post-Tomgirl so I’d always read about the Golden years and listen to the calls and all that.
The point is I absolutely think of Classic Chris as a character. Honestly, since I wasn’t following him during that time, it’s hard to wrap my head around all that stuff actually happening. It’s all just so silly and over the top it’s hard not to think of his old energetic male self screaming at Clyde Cash being actually real. I shamefully now know a ridiculous amount about Christory and I think could give any Christorian a run for their money. Despite this I still can’t shake viewing Classic Chris as a very autistic myth that shit’s itself.
Edit: Sorry for double posting I didn’t realize how short it was b/w my posts