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I've been thinking something lately. Are there any old videos that haven't been released?

I'm not talking about Hoarded Troll Content, but things like Family videos, corporate events and other Miscellaneous recordings Bob might have made.

If such things did exist, Chris might have posted them in the big personal info dump of 2008, but just like the 2004 Family video of Christmas, which didnt get released until 2014 with Catherine, there still could have been more VHS tapes with Miscellaneous family footage.

Or I'm dumb, autistic and bored during this phase and any such footage was destroyed in the 2014 House Fire.
 
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TrippinKahlua said:
I've been thinking something lately. Are there any old videos that haven't been released?

I'm not talking about Hoarded Troll Content, but things like Family videos, corporate events and other Miscellaneous recordings Bob might have made.

If such things did exist, Chris might have posted them in the big personal info dump of 2008, but just like the 2004 Family video of Christmas, which didnt get released until 2014 with Catherine, there still could have been more VHS tapes with Miscellaneous family footage.

Or I'm dumb, autistic and bored during this phase and any such footage was destroyed in the 2014 House Fire.
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Knowing borb there's bound to be hundreds of hours bland footage of the chandlers, all which copies will have been thrown in a bin bag by barb after the fire and is now in a inaccesable part of the hoard
 
All right, my fellow Americretins, do you suppose Chris will prepare a delicious Thanksgiving bounty for him and Barboni this year? Being the best holiday next to Christmas (mostly for food and of course the acquisition of money if you work holidays) I hope to see a grand rendition or even surpassing of what he did a few years back...

Of course, he might just pop a couple of Banquets in the microwave, rustle up some half-hard Hawaiian rolls and call it even... Maybe they'll get lucky and he'll find a way to pry open a 5 year old can of cranberry sauce.
 
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All right, my fellow Americretins, do you suppose Chris will prepare a delicious Thanksgiving bounty for him and Barboni this year? Being the best holiday next to Christmas (mostly for food and of course the acquisition of money if you work holidays) I hope to see a grand rendition or even surpassing of what he did a few years back...

Of course, he might just pop a couple of Banquets in the microwave, rustle up some half-hard Hawaiian rolls and call it even... Maybe they'll get lucky and he'll find a way to pry open a 5 year old can of cranberry sauce.
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I wonder if they still own any of their decrepit Caloric appliances.
 
BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
Idle thought: when Chris made that famous comment about having numerous pairs of DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS, do you think that he said so as some sort of proof in his autistic mind that he was a real manly man (as he was desperate to convince us then)? Just thinking that the pop culture image of the tough guy tends towards the ruggedly unshaven, unkempt type (think Philip Marlowe, think Indiana Jones, think the typical hero of a lot of slushy romance novels) makes me wonder if he thought that having dirty pants was somehow all of a piece with that scruffy, devil-may-care attitude...
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I think it may have been some kind of bout of self-loathing, maybe he thought he would garner sympathy or something by revealing that. Sounds extremely idiotic, but well... Chris.

Or maybe Barb told him that it was something normal that "happens to everyone" so his little snowflake wouldn't feel bad?

Most probably, just unbridled stupidity with absolutely no rhyme or reason.
 
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All right, my fellow Americretins, do you suppose Chris will prepare a delicious Thanksgiving bounty for him and Barboni this year? Being the best holiday next to Christmas (mostly for food and of course the acquisition of money if you work holidays) I hope to see a grand rendition or even surpassing of what he did a few years back...

Of course, he might just pop a couple of Banquets in the microwave, rustle up some half-hard Hawaiian rolls and call it even... Maybe they'll get lucky and he'll find a way to pry open a 5 year old can of cranberry sauce.
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Or what he does normally and put two week old hot dogs in a baking pan and baking it, trying to give Barb salmonella.
 
Do you think that of this subforum were to shut down, that interest in Chris would decrease dramatically?
 
TrunksFromDragonballGT said:
Do you think that of this subforum were to shut down, that interest in Chris would decrease dramatically?
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Highly doubt it, people have congregated in other places just to discuss Chris and his antics. Especially if Chris would pull something "big" again people would flock to watch/discuss.
 
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TrunksFromDragonballGT said:
Do you think that of this subforum were to shut down, that interest in Chris would decrease dramatically?
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Not at all. Chris is genuinely notorious to the point where I've seen him mentioned on various unrelated YouTube channels (not including those specifically dedicated to weird stories like Down The Rabbit Hole). Only a tiny fraction of "Christorians" are active here. Geno Samuel's documentary series draws about 100k views per video and would continue regardless.

Additionally people from this site more or less stopped interacting with Chris after the Idea Guys saga. Null gave up hope and abandoned him to his delusions.
 
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What would it take for some people like Sockness and Sarah Steve to fully ditch Chris?
 
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Not at all. Chris is genuinely notorious to the point where I've seen him mentioned on various unrelated YouTube channels (not including those specifically dedicated to weird stories like Down The Rabbit Hole). Only a tiny fraction of "Christorians" are active here. Geno Samuel's documentary series draws about 100k views per video and would continue regardless.

Additionally people from this site more or less stopped interacting with Chris after the Idea Guys saga. Null gave up hope and abandoned him to his delusions.
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It would all go to Reddit imho.
 
FunkyFresh87 said:
Which instance of Chris's hypocrisy do people find the funniest?
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I personally have always enjoyed the bit in Sonichu #10 where he got buttmad at Alec Benson Leary for including "portryals of death in horrifying, gorey detail" in Asperchu, then proceeded to draw all of the Asperpedia Four being brutally mutilated and murdered by his self-inserts and shitty recolors. It takes a special kind of hypocrisy and stupidity to do something like that and see nothing wrong with it.
 
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That one does take the cake, I think, but I've enjoyed this recent classic example, as related by the CWCki:

In November 2019, Chris has made a string of Twitter posts telling people to "break their fourth wall" in order to interact with the OCs living in their home dimensions. The term "OC" is what Chris uses to refer to any of the characters found within a cartoon. Chris believes that these characters are all sentient beings with their own consciences and feelings. Fast forward to a few days later, Chris becomes enraged when he sees the promo of Pony Life. Believing it to be a cartoon along the lines of Teen Titans Go solely due to its art style, Chris began starting rallies against the show on his Twitter account, spamming both Hasbro and people who showed any interest in the show with complaints. He even claims that he desires to kill all of the characters within the show itself by having it cancelled.
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Second Missing Primarch said:
I personally have always enjoyed the bit in Sonichu #10 where he got buttmad at Alec Benson Leary for including "portryals of death in horrifying, gorey detail" in Asperchu, then proceeded to draw all of the Asperpedia Four being brutally mutilated and murdered by his self-inserts and shitty recolors. It takes a special kind of hypocrisy and stupidity to do something like that and see nothing wrong with it.
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That's not only the best example of Chris being a hypocrite, but it's the best part of Sonichu, with maybe the exception of taking down the 4cent_garbage building. That trial is a thing of beauty.

I would also have to say as a serious contender: Protesting Sonic Boom and then buying it anyways. I know gamer boycotts never pan out, but his actions truly take the cake.
 
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I'm not sure if it's exactly hypocrisy, but the letter to Megan where he loftily declares that he has spoken with Megagi la Skunk, and that they both agree that it would have been better if Megan had never existed (even if it meant Megagi's own ceasing to be) feels pretty hypocritical to me. Especially when he later decided that she was actually a CPU Goddess as well and tried desperately to suck back up to her.
 
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