Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 1)

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Nick's latest LJ entry
My main focus has been on Dial-A-Song. I have something to look forward to every Tuesday for the ENTIRE YEAR. I don't know what I'm gonna do come 2016, but it's a long way off so like maybe Wife'll reciprocate by then. I'm finally able to actually doonload the tracks since I decided to email the IFC aboot not getting the Drip.fm invitation and they resent it. I can only get online twice a month so I have to wait a while though. Meanwhile I call the phone number and record the current song that way.

Also, info on the new album finally surfaced. Apparently it's going to be called Glean and will have 16 tracks including Erase, Glean, Music Jail and Underwater Woman. I'm betting I Can Help The Next In Line and Let Me Tell You Aboot My Operation will make it too since they feature guest artists and those usually make it onto albums. The vast majority of b-sides are just TMBG themselves.

Lately I've been on the receiving end of a lot of harrassment aboot my pedosexuality due to certain (false) accusations aboot me. People don't seem to understand that just because I'm pedosexual doesn't mean I'm a rapist. I'm a good person and I just fantasize aboot children and it's no different from any other fetish. I wish NAMBLA would step up their game and do some widespread educating aboot pedosexuality to remove the social stigma. Even the most liberal people discriminate against us and it SUCKS.

It's been really cold lately. I usually like it to be a bit nippy but even I have been wearing my jacket indoors, when I'm not curled up under a blanket on my chesterfield. It's been this way ever since one of my heaters stopped working. And due to the cold, my pipes under the sink froze, which caused a leak somehoo. My aunt and her friend (who if you recall are my landlords) were over fixing it all day yesterday. It was annoying in and of itself but they also kept scolding me aboot perceived chores I supposedly needed to do like washing the dishes and vaccuming cat litter off the floor. Stuff that's way too much for me.

I need a roommate to help me with stuff like that. I wish Jessa aka Mum would move in with me. I asked her once but she said no. I was also thinking maybe we could be life partners until Wife reciprocates. I should talk to her aboot that but I don't know hoo to contact her since she deleted her Twitter accoont. Also, I think she should become a guru because she's spiritual and benevolent. I've been thinking aboot her a lot lately. That's not really new though.

A thing I did recently that I really liked was volunteering with cats. It was mostly cleaning oot their litter boxes, feeding them and watering them. I got to play with a couple a little too though. I'm gonna do more cat volunteering tomorrow and probably every month until I age oot of the program I'm in in September. On the subject of cats, mine just recently realized he likes snuggling with me on the chesterfield at night. I guess he's keeping warm in the cold.

A bit ago I decided I'm transage. And I've been transgender for many many years. So long story short, I'm a little girl. I've added a new song, I'm A Little Girl, to my repertoire alongside all my songs aboot buttsex. Have I mentioned I like anal intercourse? Also, I hate vaginal intercourse. It would be nice if I never had to have vaginal intercourse but Wife will probably want me to. Sigh.

I forget when I did my last LJ entry. I might've gotten Pokémon Omega Ruby since then. If so, then I'd like to point oot that I've been playing that. I want to trade over my perfect Pokémon I bred in X but have no way to do so. I ended up breeding a few new ones. I'm not having much luck in the Battle Maison though. Unfortunately, my favourites are terrible and useless except maybe Mega Gardevoir.

I also went bowling with Dad again. I forget if I LJ'd aboot the last time I did so which was I think last month. I tweeted aboot it but I like to LJ aboot stuff too. LJ lets me expand on premises because there's no character limit.

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OK, "Jessa" is a bit of an enigma. Nick calls her "Mum" and wants to live with her. What is known about her? Does she indulge or enable Nick in any way?
 
Some tidbits from Nick's latest on his Ask.fm page:

"Does your therapist know you want to do little girls in the butt?
Yeah."

"Why doesnt your family want you to be alone with your little sister?
I don't know, actually."

"So what did you do to your sister, anyway?
Nothing."

"Hey, did you ever try to fuck other kids when you were little?
No, but I touched people's butts."

"Nick, you don't have Autism. Your psych report says so. You're just a very very sick individual.
They didn't even test me for autism. I obviously do have it."

"'He is unable to accept consequences for his inappropriate actions, and repeatedly states, 'I didn't do anything.' dude that was from your fourth grade teacher, how have still not changed at all?
That statement is misleading. I've never HAD any inappropriate actions."

"Hi, Nick. Why do you have such a fascination with poop? Has it always been like that? Was young Nick into poop? Or is it just that poop comes from butts and that is where the fondness comes from?
I think it started in my teenage years. I THINK. It might be because it comes from butts, if I had to guess."

"Have you ever got the urge to eat poop? If so, do you like the taste? Poop is a precious gift given to you by your loving butt. It SHOULDN'T be wasted!
I haven't been able to successfully eat a full moothfull withoot gagging. It's pretty bitter."

"Do you think that you would enjoy being on the receiving end of anal sex?
Yes. I want Wife to do me with a strap-on."

"Would you eat people every day if you could?
I don't know aboot EVERY DAY. I like to eat a variety of things. And humans probably aren't as delicious as like ice cream or spaghetti, so."

"What superpower would you most like to have?
Teleportation. I could visit Wife any time I wanted and if she like called cops or whatever I would just keep teleporting to evade arrest."

Source: http://ask.fm/nickbate
 
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Ancani said:
Also, am I the only one who thinks that, in recent pics, Amber looks...way younger than 13-ish? Seriously, she looks maybe ten at the oldest. It's super worrisome--it seems likely to me from those pics that she's got some health issues that are going unaddressed. :(
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Could just be a change in perspective because you got older. It's become a lot harder for me to distinguish what age people are under 20 because they all look so young to me. Then again, I'm probably just being optimistic and hoping that poor girl isn't malnourished or experiencing any more improper care.
 
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"What superpower would you most like to have?
Teleportation. I could visit Wife any time I wanted and if she like called cops or whatever I would just keep teleporting to evade arrest."

Source: http://ask.fm/nickbate
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Most people: I want to be able to teleport so that I can go anywhere I want without any hassle.
Nick Bate: I want to be able to teleport so that I can evade the authorities when they come to arrest me for stalking my "wife."

If people don't know who Nick is, all you have to do is show them that line and they'll understand.
 
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Cosmos said:
Nick Bate: I want to be able to teleport so that I can evade the authorities when they come to arrest me for stalking my "wife."
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Exactly. Nick knows perfectly well that Anna loathes him and is well aware of the likely consequence of him ever "appearing" before her: police, attempted flight, possible arrest.
 
Ryker said:
"What superpower would you most like to have?
Teleportation. I could visit Wife any time I wanted and if she like called cops or whatever I would just keep teleporting to evade arrest."
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EW.

EW EW EW.

SOMEONE FUCKING SHOOT ME.

Also I'm genuinely angry that I learned the title of TMBG's new album from Nick's LJ, of all places. :( Thanks, fuckwit. Thanks for trying once again to ruin something that's been important to me for such a long time.
 
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I honestly think I'm going to be sick from reading Nick's ask.fm page. I need brain bleach. Why hasn't this guy been locked up again?
 
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I honestly think I'm going to be sick from reading Nick's ask.fm page. I need brain bleach. Why hasn't this guy been locked up again?
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The recent Jace revelation has the naive, optimistic, "this shit can't be real because nobody can be this disconnected from reality" part of my brain hoping that Nick, too, is the result of some sort of devoted prankster.

Or at least that's what I tell myself because of all of the 'cows here, none make me feel more uncomfortable than Nick.
 
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