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GeneralFriendliness said:
Looks like Jason Ward (the pseudo-shill responsible for the Palpatine throne room leaks) has some new leaks to share. I'll just post them here. Also of note is that some of these scenes were added after the reshoots or at the last minute. These leaks also explains Snoke's origins some of which matches up with a leak from a few months ago (which weren't referenced by anyone else so I didn't trust them completely at the time, but now I'll share them mixed with Ward's leaks to fix the missing pieces both had).

The film instead of opening with Rey or a Luke/Leia flashback instead now opens with the villains. Kylo Ren is shown arriving on Exogol after receiving some kind of message and the giant Death Cube is still there floating over the planet but unlike before Kylo Ren does not go up there and instead goes into an elevator leading underground.
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There he sees several Jawa donut steals tending to large donut steal Bacta tanks like the ones in ESB. Inside these tanks are Snokes. Dozens of them. Chambers of Snookys everywhere. Kylo Ren stares at all the naked Snookies finally realizing that they're all just shitty clones. Kylo then hears something calling out to him and is lead to a chamber deep in the lab which is revealed to have an old and dying Palpatine on life support. Kylo Ren then tries to threaten Palpatine into talking but Palpy stops him and points where Ren sees hundreds of Death Star Destroyers being finished. Palpy then reveals that the Snokes and the Knights of Ren are all just his failed Not-DarkEmpire clones and that even the Emperor seen in ESB and ROTJ was also just a clone (effectively making both Luke and Vader even more worthless). Palpatine then orders him to kill Rey Sue. Kylo asks why but "that's a story for another time" and that they must finish what they have already started as master and apprentice.
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(Soulless meat droid clones standing by)

Later when Emo Ren and Rey Sue meet up for the first time in the film, he tells her what Palpatine ordered him to do, but he won't cuz he still has good in him *blushes* he has a totes crush on Rey.

Disney drones will then defend this shit and claims it fixes everything and Snoke theory fags will go back to sucking Disney cock now that their stupid theories have been validated even none of this shit makes any sense, and Palpatine had no reason to fake his death or destroy his own Empire despite that Disney shit showed it as still being in power with countless loyalists before nuking itself for no reason. Fuck.

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He also apparently explained the origins of this Ochi character who leaves behind the sith dagger, but I'll get to that later.
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FFS...

1) Why didn't Palpatine just spam clones of himself that could fight off Jedi, as the Knights of Ren were supposed to do, during the prequels or original trilogy?
2) Who tf isn't a clone of Palpatine at this point? Seriously?
3) Weren't the Knights of Ren supposed to be former students of Luke that Soylo "turned"? If they were, then JJ is retconning himself ffs. Also if they were clones of Palpatine and students of Luke, how did Luke not sense that? Let me guess...he kind of forgot he could sense the force right?
4) Shouldn't Palpatine know that Soylo betrayed Snoke and lost to Rey? He can sense stuff too (or rather ...his clone did) or did he also kind of forget he could sense things through the force?

Edit : Ignore question 3.
 
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Jaimas said:
1. The writers for Disney Wars are fucking dumbasses and make the Bakura Arc of the old EU look good. And that was one where space dinosaurs that steal souls invaded and started trying to harvest both sides of the Rebel/Imperial conflict only for both sides to declare a temporary truce and kick their scaley asses, so you can get a general grasp of how bad these are.
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To be absolutely fair, replace the sci-fi/fantasy elements with real world armies and the dinosaurs with wolves and this legitimately happened in real life when in WWI the Germans and the Russians stopped fighting each other to go fight wolves that just kept interrupting their battle.

They then promptly went right back to shooting each other after dealing with the wolf problem.
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AtomicAgeBoy said:
All in all it is apparently very divisive episode to my surprise.
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Not surprising. Rian's modus operandi revolves around making divisive content and making stuff that makes people argue. Its weird. He has a talent for making people pissed off but also for creating devotees.

PeeveTheSheev said:
Something something buying your own tickets for money laundering purposes

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First kitchen supplies and now cleaning supplies... Disney truly does know their audience... Seriously, who the fuck is this for? Its like its pandering that would only make sense for Kennedy and Iger. Soccer Moms and Wine moms don't give a shit, feminists would normally find this offensive since its telling them to do women's work and nerds aren't so retarded as to buy this shit except for the turbo spergs and neckbeard collectors with money to burn who will literally buy anything as long as it has SW printed on it somewhere.

Also Rey is for washing and Ren is for drying... There's a joke in here somewhere but I just can't bring myself to care.

verissimus said:
FFS...

1) Why didn't Palpatine just spam clones of himself that could fight off Jedi, as the Knights of Ren were supposed to do, during the prequels or original trilogy?
2) Who tf isn't a clone of Palpatine at this point? Seriously?
3) Weren't the Knights of Ren supposed to be former students of Luke that Soylo "turned"? If they were, then JJ is retconning himself ffs. Also if they were clones of Palpatine and students of Luke, how did Luke not sense that? Let me guess...he kind of forgot he could sense the force right?
4) Shouldn't Palpatine know that Soylo betrayed Snoke and lost to Rey? He can sense stuff too (or rather ...his clone did) or did he also kind of forget he could sense things through the force?

Edit : Ignore question 3.
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Something something Dark Side. Something something Master Plan. Something something all according to keikaku.
 
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GeneralFriendliness said:
Looks like Jason Ward (the pseudo-shill responsible for the Palpatine throne room leaks) has some new leaks to share. I'll just post them here. Also of note is that some of these scenes were added after the reshoots or at the last minute. These leaks also explains Snoke's origins some of which matches up with a leak from a few months ago (which weren't referenced by anyone else so I didn't trust them completely at the time, but now I'll share them mixed with Ward's leaks to fix the missing pieces both had).

The film instead of opening with Rey or a Luke/Leia flashback instead now opens with the villains. Kylo Ren is shown arriving on Exogol after receiving some kind of message and the giant Death Cube is still there floating over the planet but unlike before Kylo Ren does not go up there and instead goes into an elevator leading underground.
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There he sees several Jawa donut steals tending to large donut steal Bacta tanks like the ones in ESB. Inside these tanks are Snokes. Dozens of them. Chambers of Snookys everywhere. Kylo Ren stares at all the naked Snookies finally realizing that they're all just shitty clones. Kylo then hears something calling out to him and is lead to a chamber deep in the lab which is revealed to have an old and dying Palpatine on life support. Kylo Ren then tries to threaten Palpatine into talking but Palpy stops him and points where Ren sees hundreds of Death Star Destroyers being finished. Palpy then reveals that the Snokes and the Knights of Ren are all just his failed Not-DarkEmpire clones and that even the Emperor seen in ESB and ROTJ was also just a clone (effectively making both Luke and Vader even more worthless). Palpatine then orders him to kill Rey Sue. Kylo asks why but "that's a story for another time" and that they must finish what they have already started as master and apprentice.
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You know your movie is in trouble when you start taking plot points from fucking Kingdom Hearts.
 
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Lets be real tho, these guys are gonna make some cool fucking action figures.
They are really trying to do the boba fett gimmick for a 3rd time in a row now.....
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They could've expanded on their existence, two whole goddamn films and an extended universe… oh what could have been. Instead, we're stuck with these chumps with unimaginative codenames destined to be cut down by Rey Sue and her husbando beefcake.
 
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ManateeHunter said:
They could've expanded on their existence, two whole goddamn films and an extended universe… oh what could have been. Instead, we're stuck with these chumps with unimaginative codenames destined to be cut down by Rey Sue and her husbando beefcake.
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No they appeared in that flashback in the first movie though! They only have 6 minutes of screen time because thats why people people like boba fett! Who cares if boba fett was lightning in a bottle and only got were he is because he is a good looking character in GOOD movies.
 
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GeneralFriendliness said:
First kitchen supplies and now cleaning supplies... Disney truly does know their audience... Seriously, who the fuck is this for? Its like its pandering that would only make sense for Kennedy and Iger. Soccer Moms and Wine moms don't give a shit, feminists would normally find this offensive since its telling them to do women's work and nerds aren't so exceptional as to buy this shit except for the turbo spergs and neckbeard collectors with money to burn who will literally buy anything as long as it has SW printed on it somewhere.
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There are two real estate billboard ads in Moscow, Russia. "There's always a choice". (Also a grocery store ad with Frozen characters, but at least that one is tied to a promo: buy X of groceries and get a Frozen toy, and a significant minority of people do actually go beanie baby crazy over grocery store toys over here.) Can you imagine surrendering 25 years of your life to a company because they paid Didney to put a mouthbreather Brit on a billboard?

My guess is marketers of Didney and marketers of wine mom industries meet over wine and foot saunas (vodka and coke) and create mutually beneficial marketing campaigns, meaning, Didney profits, wine mom industries don't notice the loss, and marketers get a cut.
 
RomanesEuntDomus said:
Currently, watching Breaking Bad for the first time and recently saw the Episode "The Fly" by Ruin Johnson. I'm really wondering, is it just me knowing that Johnson sucks or is that episode that fucking terrible?
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Some people actually really like this episode. It's a bottle episode, and I believe like many such episodes, it was made because of some kind of budget shortfall or other logistical issue that led to fewer resources than usual.

Personally, I'm one of the ones who hate this episode. It's bad by BB standards. That still makes it worth watching but I'm likely to skip it on a re-watch.

It's also a Moira Walley-Beckett episode. She also wrote Ozymandias, also directed by Rian Johnson, generally recognized as one of the best episodes of television ever aired, and I agree with that assessment.

I didn't like this episode well before I had any other reason to be triggered by the mere presence of Rian Johnson.
 
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AnOminous said:
It's also a Moira Walley-Beckett episode. She also wrote Ozymandias, also directed by Rian Johnson, generally recognized as one of the best episodes of television ever aired, and I agree with that assessment.
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So it sounds like with a good writer Rian can execute well
 
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