Lolcow MylarBalloonFan / ILoveMylarBalloons / Sam "Sammy" Petersen - metallic balloon fetishist, 90s fanatic, bratz enthusiast, cooldudeclem's friend from Denmark

Sammy's bored again I see.

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No love for The Hippies or Wee Jimmy Krankee?

Someone needs a hobby/job/life...
 
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CWCissey said:
Sure Sammy, I'm the one who is so starved for attention I sock on Kiwi Farms...

EDIT: At least you explain your shitty logic.

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A great autist once said
Plato said:
I know that I know nothing.
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, so Sammy might be on to something.


Mushroom Soup said:
How the fuck do you even have sex with a balloon? He should try putting one up his ass and inflating it, that would be amusing.
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He sticks his duck between two inflated balloons and rubs them together, he explained that in great detail somewhere in this thread if you feel like learning more about the mating rituals of Danish autists.


 
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January Cyst said:
A great autist once said
, so Sammy might be on to something.




He sticks his duck between two inflated balloons and rubs them together, he explained that in great detail somewhere in this thread if you feel like learning more about the mating rituals of Danish autists.


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"Sammy" don't even wear big glasses anymore. this video is very outdated.
 
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Uncanny Valley said:
He must be the most unhappy autist I've seen on KF. Even when talking about stuff he "likes" he seems absolutely fucking miserable.
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Most autists can at least obsess over furry porn, anime or Sanic or whatever, Sammy seems to have lost that.
I wonder if he once enjoyed Bratz/JNCO and has gotten sick of it but his autism doesn't let him move on and he's almost like stuck on repeat.
Bratzhog day.
 
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January Cyst said:
Most autists can at least obsess over furry porn, anime or Sanic or whatever, Sammy seems to have lost that.
I wonder if he once enjoyed Bratz/JNCO and has gotten sick of it but his autism doesn't let him move on and he's almost like stuck on repeat.
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Bullshit. Sonic and Furry porn are stupid things that only lolcows likes.
you're stock in the past.
by The way, I'm Jewish so I don't celebrate xmas.
 
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