Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!! / Amy's DesignZ / amysdesignz - Convicted thief, grifter, fat YouTuber in a spandex hijab; confirmed child abuser

[hambeerlyingnreed]

If you're on your rag or have a health condition, apparently you don't need to diet, so I assume she'd be covered by her (self imposed) beetus

 

[Give Her The D]

Wait, I have a question. I'd assume they'd frown upon gluttony in Islam, and considering how people in the Middle East look down upon whatever they call sin in Islam, wouldn't that mean that being this big could be a literal death sentence in the Muslim world?

It's just interesting how you see these Muslim converts like her and Kengle constantly violating the rules of the Quran.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Wait, I have a question. I'd assume they'd frown upon gluttony in Islam, and considering how people in the Middle East look down upon whatever they call sin in Islam, wouldn't that mean that being this big could be a literal death sentence in the Muslim world?

It's just interesting how you see these Muslim converts like her and Kengle constantly violating the rules of the Quran.

Those questions and more might be answered by another question: How did a Muslim man in a Muslim country make it into his 30s unmarried? How massive a loser must he have been for no one to want to marry off their daughter to him?

 

[Pepper Jack]

Those questions and more might be answered by another question: How did a Muslim man in a Muslim country make it into his 30s unmarried? How massive a loser must he have been for no one to want to marry off their daughter to him?

My theory is that Ali was haram and was looking at porn and the rabbit hole turned him into a BBW fetishist. Since a 400 ellbee muslim in Egypt is as rare as a shower, he turned to the net to find his chubby bride.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Vlogmessme Day 3 (depending on your time zone)

It's just her sitting and farting in her sleeping recliner. Two snouts.

Archive

Spoiler: Recap

*children yelling*

-They are watching Youtube

-She does not know who they are yelling at

-She still has the plague and does not have time for it!!!

-Operating on 19th century germ theory, they have the windows open so the germies can go out

-She is burning essential oils, the eputlytis one

*Ferals pillaging the room*

-She does not have time to be sick!!!!

-She "cleaned" yesterday

-Does not want germs inkabating in the house

-She can only do so much, okay?

-She will go to urgent care tomorrow

-More Frosties

-They're free!!!! (they aren't)

-Ali's hot dog

-It's hard for her to walk and breathe

-Her goulash recipe has olives in it

-And spaghetti sauce

-And cheddar cheese

-Ali is a picky eater

-She has gained weight which is weird because she isn't eating!!!!

-Ali suggested the scale is broken

-It must be broken, she hasn't eaten at all!!!!

-She won't share her weight b/c the scale is obviously wrong

-SHE HASN'T BEEN EATING

-She will get a new scale

-Her doctors don't have a scale that goes past 400

-She knows she shouldn't be over 400, but this day and age they should have one

-She will be under 400 soon, so no big dill

-She wants a talking scale because she's too fat to see the number

-It keeps her accountable!!!!

*Screams "Elf" into the remote control*

-Her friend gave her money and she spent it at Torrid

*Kids spilling shit, Amy yells*

-Is sick

-DOESN'T HAVE TIME TO BE SICK!!!!

-She will start walking when she gets her Torrid sweater tent

-Gotta start somewhere

-She will take the kids

-HAVE A BLESSED TUESDAY!!!!

From yesterday's Vlogmosque. Well, she knows about us now.

 

[Pepper Jack]

Vlogmosque

Love it. I will call it Vlogmosque going forward.

 

[welsho]

If you're on your rag or have a health condition, apparently you don't need to diet, so I assume she'd be covered by her (self imposed) beetus

Amy conveniently started her cycle just days into Ramadan and didn't have to participate then. She magically had so much self-control and love for herself and Allah that she had absolutely no problem fasting; a few decades of eating issues completely disappeared! She also takes so much medication for her duh-pression, victimnesses and annziety she was allowed to drink water. She also drank water during her daily (wat?) exercises before breaking the fast; not her normal heavy exercise, mind you, a limited routine due to not ya know, not eating.

I mean absolutely no disrespect to any Muslims here; but does anyone believe she prays five times a day; she never mentions it. We've heard her talk about Oll-E going to the mosque on Fridays, but she never talks about it. Because she has (neglected) spawn; is she exempt from having to throw them in the crapwagon and go to Friday prayer?

She's such a lah; I've lost count of how many times she's said they already do frequent walks; we just don't see it. She doesn't have time to film every part of her day!!!!!!!!! Just because we don't see it, doesn't mean it didn't happen!!!!!!!

Her sister (not real sister, her best friend, probably a yt friend, just like the mom she deserved was found on yt) got her a gift certificate for her anniversary. Is this a thing? Bottle of wine or a couple-y gift, sure; but a gift cert to a tent store? Unlikely. She's bought clothes from Torrid and doesn't want to get crap for spending money because they budget!!!!!!!!

Her poor kids; Amy's idea of getting them out of the house is going to a drive-thru. And wanna bet the reason she wanted (more) chili is because she bought some a Wendy's.

e: "vlogmosque " posted while I was typing; brills Strawberry!

 

[Cryonic Haunted Bullets]

You can easily tell this woman doesn't fast during Ramadan.

"I fast in between bites."

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Her sister (not real sister, her best friend, probably a yt friend, just like the mom she deserved was found on yt) got her a gift certificate for her anniversary.

Amy watchers are quite familiar with her childhood trauma narrative. Everyone in her family abused, abandoned, mistreated her and on and on. It's why she can't even do Thanksgiving. (!!!!)

While looking for material for the OP, I found this old post (and many others) that absolutely contradicts this. This is an old account she has since given to Ali. Note the date. MUH CHRISTMAS TRAUMAS.

 

[Maw]

Oh thank god. I hated going through the annoying fat acceptance posts just to find Amy updates. This is a great OP, Bless you.

She uses the hijab to cover her other chins.

I noticed this a lot. Maybe it’s why she converted.

ETA:

Fat Amy can't keep to her simple schedule and uploaded around 3 her time. Any way here is her Day 2 of Vlogmys Vlogmes:

I noticed the shade thrown at Flobby Bobby with the title

She reminds me of King Abdullah in this video

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Lol, what is it with fat white girls and converting to Islam?

I know this one chick who did this and decided to keep pretending to be Muslim after her husband cheated on and divorced her.

 

[Twinkie]

I've already seen a couple of people ask about their faith so I want to throw this out there and I'm not trying to start anything at all but like, there are plenty of shitty fake muslims just like there are shitty fake christians. I think that there's this tendency for people to take muslims really seriously all the time because they blow shit up kek but it's like any other faith, there's tons of phony blowhard muslims just like so many christians are phony blowhards.

there is at least one muslim poster in the fat acceptance thread (I don't remember their username, they might already be itt. if not, does anyone remember their name?) who would regularly point out what shitty/fake muslims amy and ali are. it's not just amy.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Women aren’t obligated to do all the time-bound commandments Muslim men are supposed to do. She could say literally one sentence a day to fulfill her praying obligation. I doubt she does anything but wear the costume, though.

Why did she think she could be a successful YouTuber? I mean what was her hook supposed to be? Was she trying to be a weight loss vlogger or was it one of those “I’m not random! Awwww, me!” deals?

 

[Comrade Autogynephilia]

I'm fascinated by the toilet in the van, I can't stop thinking about how odd it is.

For what purpose does it serve? I remember someone said it's for the kids because Amy is too big to fit into a normal stall with them when they're outside.
How does it work? Where does it empty into, does it flush with water?
How big is it to fit in the back of the van, is it made of porcelain? If so it must weigh a ton.
Can people see in from the outside? Do they use it when it's moving?

Also is Amy aware of Kiwi Farms yet? If she reacts to comments the way she does she'd probably throw a fit when she sees this or the FA thread.

 

[YourMommasBackstory]

I mean absolutely no disrespect to any Muslims here; but does anyone believe she prays five times a day; she never mentions it

Have you seen how Muslims pray? They should be on their knees on special small carpet and they should lean to the floor to touch it with a forehead. No way her belly allows that, plus no way she is able to be on her knees.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

It's weird because I generally don't like kids, but something about cows who openly neglect and mistreat their children really gets under my skin like no other. At least lolcalfs like Sammies' kids have a grandmother to make sure their basic needs are being met, and generally providing them a semblance of normality. But cunts like this fat sow... their kids are screwed. Until CPS eventually steps in and saves them, like Misty Rays children, they're just stuck in this hellscape this revolting woman has created for them.

 

[Captain Ahab]

Look at you, Amy. An entire thread just for you. Doubtless the greatest achievement of your life.

 

[Aldora]

And to make a point of something, the whole reasons that Amy came to prominence in the first place, is that she made a video taking Chantal to task for using binge eating disorder as an excuse for all her over eating. Amy got a lot of attention and a positive reaction from people(including Yaba), and probably a lot of that went to Amy's fat head.

Should have kept your mouth shut Amy.

 

[weaselhat]

I'm fascinated by the toilet in the van, I can't stop thinking about how odd it is.

For what purpose does it serve? I remember someone said it's for the kids because Amy is too big to fit into a normal stall with them when they're outside.
How does it work? Where does it empty into, does it flush with water?
How big is it to fit in the back of the van, is it made of porcelain? If so it must weigh a ton.
Can people see in from the outside? Do they use it when it's moving?

Also is Amy aware of Kiwi Farms yet? If she reacts to comments the way she does she'd probably throw a fit when she sees this or the FA thread.

This is the original post about the potty with the video fat Amy talks about it complete with a screenshot. It appears to be more like a children’s potty chair shaped like a toilet. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fat-acceptance-movement.2042/post-5360150

 

[Rabbit Bones]

This is the original post about the potty with the video fat Amy talks about it complete with a screenshot. It appears to be more like a children’s potty chair shaped like a toilet. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fat-acceptance-movement.2042/post-5360150

Why the hell would she have an issue with kids using a public restroom? We've seen the state of her house, she obviously isn't fussed about cleanliness. I'm guessing it has something to do with her being too huge to get into most public stalls to help the little ones when they need it.