Bryan Dunn / King of /pol/ (KoP) / The Armed Toast / The Exceptional Detective / BoomerPhil - Severely paranoid thin-skinned attention whore with hate/real boner for Ralph, Null, Jim, BSV, etc. "Right kind of gay" and "verified female". Legally banned from KF, 14 socks and counting, LOST A FIGHT TO THE GUNT OF ALL PEOPLE

[The Pink Panther]

Bryan looks like an average guy....before you uncover the shitter workings of him.

 

[An Avenging Bird]

My point was that Bryan seems to be the most bothered by the gay aspect. Bryan has flown into blind fury on many a livestream over the years because someone has called him gay. He's been called so many things (really horrible things) and yet the gay part really seems to get to him. The irony is he is gay, I find that so fascinating. I'm gonna have to look up clips.....

Especially since according to him, he's the right kind of gay.

 

[instythot]

Especially since according to him, he's the right kind of gay.

Maybe he'll show up today to explain exactly what the right kind of gay is

@Perspicacity , any thoughts on what he means by the "right kind of gay" aside from "enjoys sex with men" ?

 

[Boyfriend Coefficient]

Bryan appears to have been saying he is a gay with the right politics (king of \pol\ and all). What lead up to his declaration was Gopy joked that he was becoming a liberal and with enough liqour affecting bryan he was convinced a smart response would be to say "fuck liberals they're gay" and after Gopy said "and so are yoy" Bryan declared himself the right kinda gay.
Approximately 12:45 in this Recording

 

[tantric_depressive]

Maybe he'll show up today to explain exactly what the right kind of gay is

@Perspicacity , any thoughts on what he means by the "right kind of gay" aside from "enjoys sex with men" ?

He's on Prep

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

You are either Boon, TXT, or Fred

Why are you so afraid of these three? Have you told them something as embarrassing as you did during "outline talk"? I'm sure you have.

 

[Perspicacity]

Bryan appears to have been saying he is a gay with the right politics (king of \pol\ and all). What lead up to his declaration was Gopy joked that he was becoming a liberal and with enough liqour affecting bryan he was convinced a smart response would be to say "fuck liberals they're gay" and after Gopy said "and so are yoy" Bryan declared himself the right kinda gay.
Approximately 12:45 in this Recording

Ah yes this is right before Gerpy comes at of the closet as a queer himself by stating he has his own dic pic that he has. Bryan rejects Gerpy and keeps asking for Danny's pics at first, I think Gerpy was a bit jealous. I love that recording, two flaming queens trying to act as straight as possible while talking about dic pics and how attractive guys are.

I think what Bryan means by "the right kind of gay" before saying "I'm not gay" probably has to due with those weird rules undercover rules where if you act masculine, only want physical contact (sex) with a man (no emotional stuff), and never admit to taking in the ass your technically not gay. Also likely taking Prep.

Why are you so afraid of these three? Have you told them something as embarrassing as you did during "outline talk"? I'm sure you have.

That's deep SoK fallout lore. Remember all these people still congregate in Discord, involved in all kinds of exceptional shit. I'll include some audio to give you an idea of what I'm talking about. They all have a continuing blood feud with Bryan.

Bryan thought him and TXT were best buddies after he "came clean" about the SoK. TXT never actually ever felt this way. Bryan as the Exceptional Detective brought up some shit about DSP alog shit relating it to TXT. When TXT found out about what Bryan had said, he stated his undying hatred for Bryan. TXT did this on some live stream blindsiding poor Bry Bry.

Some references for TXT.

Fred also stated his undying hatred for Bryan when the SoK shit started to fall apart, he would ban people or sperg at the mention of KoP.

A reference for Fred.

The Boon stuff is not so clear to me, but I know it has to do with Ross and all the blood sports spergery. At least that's the most recent interaction between the two that I've heard of. This is a whole other rabbit hole.....(Just check the Boon thread)

 

[An Avenging Bird]

Ah yes this is right before Gerpy comes at of the closet as a queer himself by stating he has his own dic pic that he has. Bryan rejects Gerpy and keeps asking for Danny's pics at first, I think Gerpy was a bit jealous. I love that recording, two flaming queens trying to act as straight as possible while talking about dic pics and how attractive guys are.

I think what Bryan means by "the right kind of gay" before saying "I'm not gay" probably has to due with those weird rules undercover rules where if you act masculine, only want physical contact (sex) with a man (no emotional stuff), and never admit to taking in the ass your technically not gay. Also likely taking Prep.



That's deep SoK fallout lore. Remember these people all still congregate in Discord, involved in all kinds of exceptional shit.

Bryan thought him and TXT were best buddies after he "came clean" about the SoK. But when TXT found out about what Bryan had did, he stated his undying hatred for Bryan. I believe TXT did this on some live stream blindsiding poor Bry Bry.

Some references for TXT.

King of Pol Tells His Side of the Fred Fuchs and TXT Drama

(Formerly) King of Pol reveals his side of the drama involving Fred Fuchs that lead to TXT leaving the DSP detractor community.

www.youtube.com

Theycallmetxt Calls In to "King of pol" on his stream

Heard this on Almighty Tevin's livestream yesterday and decided to clip it. I've got some videos planned for a special event that is coming up (no not Hallow...

www.youtube.com

Fred also stated his undying hatred for Bryan when the SoK shit started to fall apart, he would ban people or sperg at the mention of KoP.

The Boon stuff is not so clear to me, but I know it has to do with Ross and all the blood sports spergery. At least that's the most recent interaction between the two that I've heard of.

How dare Doctor of Fizz betray Fred and all the Rick and Morty lore they shared together by uploading that video

I've no idea how he comes to the conclusion it has to be one of those three.
Maybe those he desperately pined for but failed miserably to forcefully tie up.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Bryan thought him and TXT were best buddies after he "came clean" about the SoK. TXT never actually ever felt this way. Bryan as the Exceptional Detective brought up some shit about DSP alog shit relating it to TXT. When TXT found out about what Bryan had said, he stated his undying hatred for Bryan. TXT did this on some live stream blindsiding poor Bry Bry.

This isnt correct at all. I never liked him. He never liked me. Youd know this if you were privy to our blowout way before the SoK. He never liked me because we made fun of him by calling him Hussein. It was a inside joke of ours because hes a really hyper sensitive pussy. He would make really akward conversations about things related to DSP 24/7 or Star Trek in our skype conversations and it was completely cringe worthy. It motivated me to follow what Fred kept suggesting by tweeting about him making money of using dsps face. That was what made things between us public. He started doing gay ops with a few hardcore DSP detractors(some who went to alog wings immediately afterwards) on discord and skype which led to one of them contacting me to do a recorded interview about what happened with fred fuchs. They were working on an entire dossier with a few former sok people to bring him down by exposing freds turbo autism.

TXT is a crazy person behind closes doors who makes sock accounts on twitter to harass many lolcows like @Invisible Crane and is the definition of obsessed with darksysdephil the way you all say in obsessed with jim. I cant tell you why that is but hes an alog. Eventually Jim had me and him have a skype call to work shit out because txt was aiming to take things offline and I was going to retaliate the same way in kind if he did. This led to me and @neger psykolog working on his dox and proper lolcow thread for this site. He sperged hard at me because I called him hussein. Jim laughed. He kept refusing to talk because I kept laughing at him and calling him a weirdo pussy. He started to cry on microphone and claimed he would "vow to ruin me and never talk to me again". He was kicked from our skype group and everyone laughed at both of us and the situation as it was just a personal shitshow.



Your entire basis is dead wrong and just putting shit in my mouth like the majority of you all do.

 

[Boyfriend Coefficient]

I disagree with the theory your obsessed with Jim if anything saying your obsessed with Phil holds more credence since you never recorded yourself screaming at Jim while driving to work/on your lunch break.
Question though if TXT was so pissed off he wanted to take shit IRL how did antagonizing him by calling him a weirdo pussy stop him from doing so? Wouldn't it just provide more reason to fuel his irrational hate of you and follow through on his threat?

 

[Perspicacity]

This isnt correct at all.

Ok let's break it down.

I never liked him.
He never liked me.

Someone doesn't get sarcasm. You make enemies with everyone you come across, did you even listen to the videos I put for these? I was just talking about the last spat I knew about. You're spergery with the SoK is legendary, it would take me far too long to catalog it here again.

Youd know this if you were privy to our blowout way before the SoK.

I would have put a gun in my mouth a long time ago if i was involved in the one the cringiest & saddest groups in internet history. Right up there with Clyde Cash and Blue Spike. Reading through the SoK logs filled me with strongest sense of pity & nausea I have ever felt in my life, I literally just had to stop. I thought there would be some fun cringey shit in there but it was just too depressing for words.

You were Fred's dancing monkey, you fought with people and picked fights for absolutely no reason other than to get his attention. The "DSP detractor community'" is filled to the brim with exceptional individuals and you were made to fight with these people for entertainment. You saying you didn't like TXT is irrelevant, you would have done anything for Fred's attention. TXT could have been your best friend. I've never found any other reason for you doing this besides wanting Fred's cock. That being said when the tides turned and people realized you were a raving lunatic, you decided to turn on your unrequited lover. You always made it look like you had made amends and were super friendly with the people you fucked with. TXT was a prime example and the audio is right there to prove that. That you never actually made up with any of these people is obvious, half the things you said never happened to begin with.

hes a really hyper sensitive pussy.

He would make really akward conversations about things related to DSP 24/7

TXT is a crazy person behind closes doors who makes sock accounts on twitter to harass many lolcows

is the definition of obsessed with darksysdephil the way I'm obsessed with Jim.

Really Bryan, are you sure your not talking about.............................. yourself? I would say you are equally obsessed with DSP and Jim. This sounds like basically everyone in that circle tbh fam.

Eventually Jim had me and him have a skype call to work shit out because txt was aiming to take things offline and I was going to retaliate the same way in kind if he did. This led to me and @neger psykolog working on his dox and proper lolcow thread for this site. He sperged hard at me because I called him hussein. Jim laughed. He kept refusing to talk because I kept laughing at him and calling him a weirdo pussy.

Your entire basis is dead wrong and just putting shit in my mouth like the majority of you all do.

You made yourself look really good Bryan, what a revelation. This story makes a lot of sense. I'm sorry I tried to ruin your sterling reputation.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

I disagree with the theory your obsessed with Jim if anything saying your obsessed with Phil holds more credence since you never recorded yourself screaming at Jim while driving to work/on your lunch break.
Question though if TXT was so pissed off he wanted to take shit IRL how did antagonizing him by calling him a weirdo pussy stop him from doing so? Wouldn't it just provide more reason to fuel his irrational hate of you and follow through on his threat?

No basically Jim tard wrangled him and myself from anything going nuclear due to his spergy ass behavior over everyone calling him hakeem or Hussein or when we called him weird because of his obsession with @Invisible Crane and DSP. Hes fucking crazy dude. In every sense of the word. I have no ill will towards the guy at this time. Its been years and it was stupid back then. Hes just insane and never let it go. Ever. Hes also never been back into our skype groups due to this.

 

[instythot]

No basically Jim tard wrangled him and myself from anything going nuclear due to his spergy ass behavior over everyone calling him hakeem or Hussein or when we called him weird because of his obsession with @Invisible Crane and DSP. Hes fucking crazy dude. In every sense of the word. I have no ill will towards the guy at this time. Its been years and it was stupid back then. Hes just insane and never let it go. Ever. Hes also never been back into our skype groups due to this.

Ok, the last two were just really difficult to read walls of text. I suggest taking a breath, and reviewing to see if a few more paragraph breaks would be appropriate before pressing post.

When we engage with each other through text (or txt, if you will), readability is everyone's friend

In any event, one thing is particularly confusing to me and maybe you'd be able to clear it up. Why exactly would it set txt off by calling him Hakeem or Hussein? An inside joke that isn't explained is often best left as an inside joke, but now that it's been brought up it would help to get the context around that

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Why exactly would it set txt off by calling him Hakeem or Hussein?

Somebody within the group just made a joke about him being a foreigner (he not, hes some white guy) and it set him off. Anything that seemed like a joke to make fun of him with friends turned into hyper sensitive mode where "you guys need to stop right now or else!".

He's just a super thin skinned guy who goes nuclear over banter from people he even considers close or friends.

 

[fried_kooch]

something about someone being thinskinned while bumping his own KF thread (lol)

man i have no idea what you're doing on about in detail but have you just like considered your life would improve ten fold if you only used the internet way less? your tolerance for people supposedly stuffing words in your mouth would be WAY higher if you got laid in real life

 

[instythot]

man i have no idea what you're doing on about in detail but have you just like considered your life would improve ten fold if you only used the internet way less? your tolerance for people supposedly stuffing words in your mouth would be WAY higher if you got laid in real life

Honestly, I am shocked that nobody has made the "are you sure that it's words that get stuffed in your mouth" joke yet

 

[An Avenging Bird]

This isnt correct at all. I never liked him. He never liked me. Youd know this if you were privy to our blowout way before the SoK. He never liked me because we made fun of him by calling him Hussein. It was a inside joke of ours because hes a really hyper sensitive pussy. He would make really akward conversations about things related to DSP 24/7 or Star Trek in our skype conversations and it was completely cringe worthy. It motivated me to follow what Fred kept suggesting by tweeting about him making money of using dsps face. That was what made things between us public. He started doing gay ops with a few hardcore DSP detractors(some who went to alog wings immediately afterwards) on discord and skype which led to one of them contacting me to do a recorded interview about what happened with fred fuchs. They were working on an entire dossier with a few former sok people to bring him down by exposing freds turbo autism.

TXT is a crazy person behind closes doors who makes sock accounts on twitter to harass many lolcows like @Invisible Crane and is the definition of obsessed with darksysdephil the way you all say in obsessed with jim. I cant tell you why that is but hes an alog. Eventually Jim had me and him have a skype call to work shit out because txt was aiming to take things offline and I was going to retaliate the same way in kind if he did. This led to me and @neger psykolog working on his dox and proper lolcow thread for this site. He sperged hard at me because I called him hussein. Jim laughed. He kept refusing to talk because I kept laughing at him and calling him a weirdo pussy. He started to cry on microphone and claimed he would "vow to ruin me and never talk to me again". He was kicked from our skype group and everyone laughed at both of us and the situation as it was just a personal shitshow.



Your entire basis is dead wrong and just putting shit in my mouth like the majority of you all do.

lol
That's...an interesting bit of revisionist history you've got there.
Also, I'm so pleased you've devolved back into Bryan grammar.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

lol
That's...an interesting bit of revisionist history you've got there.
Also, I'm so pleased you've devolved back into Bryan grammar.

Not revisioned. Whats your side of it though?

 

[An Avenging Bird]

Not revisioned. Whats your side of it though?

Perspicacity did a fairly well-appointed write up.
Everything one needs to know is contained within this very thread and Freddy Boy's.

Beyond that, it surely must enrage you that Jim indeed has offline friends while he refused to even give you a chance after you two shared so much.

 

[instythot]

Perspicacity did a fairly well-appointed write up.
Everything one needs to know is contained within this very thread and Freddy Boy's.

Beyond that, it surely must enrage you that Jim indeed has offline friends while he refused to even give you a chance after you two shared so much.

Why is Jim even coming up in a story about how Bryan the Virtuous slew the great shadow looming over the DSP Detractor Community?