The Kiwi Farms House - Stole this idea from an r9k thread.

[A Hot Potato]

Whoever keeps hanging the toilet paper backwards is getting raped and murdered, possibly in that order

I CALL THE RAPE PART

 

[Alpacawitz]

I CALL THE RAPE PART

What if they aren't 15 years old? What are the rules then?

Also, dibs on the top shelf of the cat tower.

 

[Milk Mage]

There are thousands of active members. We're gonna need a bigger house. Especially when you consider that the average kiwi weighs 400 lbs.

Alrighty. How's this then?

 

[ProgKing of the North]

Alrighty. How's this then?
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Joke's on you, we're all too fat to push out those windows

 

[Vampirella]

Alrighty. How's this then?
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That lovely balcony will be perfect for my BBQ pit.

 

[A Hot Potato]

Alrighty. How's this then?
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Legit curious, what the hell is this building?

 

[Monika H.]

Legit curious, what the hell is this building?

My bet it's that it's something Soviet/gulag like

 

[I Love Beef]

If we live in apartments, all's okay! If we don't, DON'T TOUCH MY FRIDGE. ASK FIRST.

 

[JohnLenin]

Alright just don't drink my choccy mil k guys >: ( I bought it

 

[ForgedBlades]

Imagine the smell.

 

[Milk Mage]

Legit curious, what the hell is this building?

Ponte City in Johannesburg, South Africa

 

[Marco Fucko]

If we're all in the same house then I get top bunk, so if the bunk bed breaks I can accidentally murder someone in my sleep.

 

[I Love Beef]

fuck it, who wants dinner, I am cooking tonight

 

[Maskull]

fuck it, who wants dinner, I am cooking tonight

Feed me your beef.

 

[Pissmaster]

who the fuck keeps flying a drone outside my window trying to record me while i'm taking a shit

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

Whoever keeps hanging the toilet paper backwards is getting raped and murdered, possibly in that order

It was @Maskull, and the lube is in the top drawer of their nightstand, beside the loaded revolver.

 

[Token Weeaboo]

who the fuck keeps flying a drone outside my window trying to record me while i'm taking a shit

Oh my bad. Just trying to start up a Kiwi IRL twitch channel

 

[Maskull]

Whoever keeps hanging the toilet paper backwards is getting raped and murdered, possibly in that order

You know where the lube is.

 

[Pissmaster]

fuck it, who wants dinner, I am cooking tonight

I saw this on your screen earlier:

 

[J A N D E K]

I would bully @Libtard Baby on a daily basis.

Then I would be having “accidents” on your rug on a daily basis... and if the bullying continued, those “accidents” would eventually move to your bed. Mess with Babby and you mess with his dog...