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Do it as much as possible. With anything that moves.
The Kiwi Farms House - Stole this idea from an r9k thread.
- Thread starter Milk Mage
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Can I watch my shitty anime in peace?
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I could get my white girlfriend to fuck you
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Don't say that within earshot of Alinity!
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I'd be that one guy that shuts themselves in their room and refuses to socialize with any of my other kiwi roommates (except for @Plasmapheresis and @cumrobbery of course)
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That's IT!
I'm going to split our room in exactly half with this tape.
You stay on your side and I"ll stay on my side.
I had no idea how big of a difference it made until my wife put it in backwards once.
I'm going to split our room in exactly half with this tape.
You stay on your side and I"ll stay on my side.
THIS, so much this.
I had no idea how big of a difference it made until my wife put it in backwards once.
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@Tetra and @Sakura Kinomoto would spend their days as couch potatoes, watching movies and episodes of Adam Ruins Everything while annoying the shit out of each other.
I'd wanna be roommates with @Samoyed and @LofaSofa, occasionally visiting everyone else's rooms if they wanted me around to make them Mac & Cheese.
I'd wanna be roommates with @Samoyed and @LofaSofa, occasionally visiting everyone else's rooms if they wanted me around to make them Mac & Cheese.
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Hope you like drunken food experiments because I'll be doing a lot of those.
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Who's the asshole that stole my hooking money to buy crack?!
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Nobody else would be sick enough to give you windows like that on an inward curved building so you'd never have privacy.
Depends on how many tentacles are involved.
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I think that's most of us. I'm the one who'd say dumb statments on the regular.
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I don't know who'd roommate with me, but y'all can use my Pool Table*.
*Until I catch someone putting drinks on the felt, then I'll stick a cue up your ass. No lube.
*Until I catch someone putting drinks on the felt, then I'll stick a cue up your ass. No lube.
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I'm not (completely) white, I'm not a girl and we're not friends.
Other than that, I'm open to suggestions.
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The one who would step out of the shower with bright ideas like how Pedophiles are triskaidekaphobic since they are afraid of their girlfriends turning 13. Or the statement where you would wonder why any living human would say something like that out of the blue.
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Not accurate. You just need 250 homes that people share, and go in and out off. The picture does need +1,500 people looking into the home windows of the kiwi domiciles.
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What if I stick the drinks in your pockets? Would that be acceptable?
I would suggest a dart board but that would get deadly really quick.
Would we make new members cover the pizza costs, given how many pizzas would be showing up at this house?
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But can I do Whatever in my troon-free zones known as my room? I just wanna know what to expect before moving in to this halfway house of mental illness, radfems and nerds
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What is this 'crack' u speak of? Never heard of it, how about you, shadow people?
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