Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

1] TMA, we all admit your expertise in poor writing, which most of your posts prove if the proof is needed for anyone.

2] No need to even attempt writing over my head (which NGH did unsuccessfully). We all know that mine is lower than those of most members here due to actually having a brain & other things in it.

3] TMA, just because you are obsessed with me does not mean I am with you, so I have no desire to read your ex's Fifty Shades-like description of your relationship. (Lack of underlining or anything of the sort in your recommendation proves the first statement I made in this post.)
So what you're saying is we can add irony to the list of things you don't understand?

Also, thanks for proving me right. This is X claim. You still use commas wrong. I'm glad you took one, mostly unimportant, writing rule (one that doesn't have to really be obeyed in casual conversations) and are trying to claim superiority by using it. I never claimed to write perfectly. I only claimed to write better than you.

These statements went right over your head didn't they?
 
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What is your thoughts about the recent staff changes here on kiwifarms.net?
What is your opinion on Deagle Nation all proving to actually not be lolcows, being pretty creative and more successful than you? So successful in fact that the group that created Deagle Nation now has a TV show.
Do you think that the disappearance of the Deagle Nation sub-forum opens up new opportunities for a TJ Church sub-forum?
 
Something happened, apparently; I wrote & posted this almost a day ago, but it seems to have disappeared, so allow me to respond to those posts again...

This sentence is an example of dramatic irony. The comma is used in a completely wrong manner here. Instead of separating the clauses, being denied and him being better than the person who denied him, he uses one at the beginning of the sentence, a spot that makes little grammatical sense. This is dramatic irony because we are way more aware of TJ's mistakes and what is actually going on at the site than TJ is. TJ uses bad grammar and has a horrible writing style. This gets him denied, which in turn causes him to respond with more bad writing. Eventually he begins projecting the flaw everybody claims he has onto everyone else. This results in poorly written sentences that have their meanings obstructed by poor writing about how sentences are poorly written. If I were to suggest a book for TJ to read I would say Eats, Shoots, and Leaves.
1] TMA, we all admit your expertise in poor writing, which most of your posts prove if the proof is needed for anyone.
2] No need to even attempt writing over my head (which NGH did unsuccessfully). We all know that mine is lower than those of most members here due to actually having a brain & other things in it.
3] TMA, just because you are obsessed with me does not mean I am with you, so I have no desire to read your ex's Fifty Shades-like description of your relationship. (Lack of underlining or anything of the sort in your recommendation proves the first statement I made in this post.)


On to the actually-new (since my last post was written) things...

1] Ambrose, I don't know about you not because you have hidden the information, but because I don't want it. On the contrary, I would never have come here at all if people had not made & continued a thread on me. Secondly, I never said you could have negative friends; I believed what I meant when I wrote it was obvious, but that's because I assumed I was dealing with people who had reasonable levels of intelligence. (This also explains to you & all others why you think my grammar & the like are garbage, but you each find each other's posts "understandable".) Also, I have no problem dealing with the majority of people on Literotica & similar sites, just a few on each (which explains why they found themselves unable to discuss me negatively there anymore, & joined the low quantity of people with a low IQ who do so here). Also, I never "admitted to eating shit" through anything.

2] One more thing, TMA: No need for that many parentheses in a row (in what is obviously a run-on sentence, or perhaps several of them). It appears the [proper use of brackets is another thing you lack intelligence in.

3] Yog, I am not denying the size of my head. However, while we both agree my head is larger than some, it also has the brain & other things in it, a fact which is undeniable & needn't be discussed for any reason. If we wished to discuss the contents of other members' heads, we would in many cases find ourselves with literally nothing to talk about.

4] Rager, I never said in any way, shape, or form that my head was up my backside... Yet again, someone fails to understand my post, which will no doubt be followed by someone claiming that the mistake was made due to some trait/fault with me, & not the majority of members here (you all have the same thing, which is actually a lack of something else, so you needn't be ashamed to admit it).

5] Chug, my head looks the same way (much like the pic) a lot. What I denied was the hyphenated term you used to describe it.

6] Mr. X, that would make sense if it were the case. However, I've believed myself a high-quality writer for quite some time, & it is only more obvious when I read many of the writings posted here.

7] Again for Ambrose, I use commas correctly not always, but more often, than you correctly use most punctuation, most letters, & a high number of words. Also, I have never had a problem misunderstanding irony, such as the irony of you saying I proved you correct, which is itself an incorrect statement, therefore proving that doing what you claimed I did is a nigh-near-impossible thing.
 
Something happened, apparently; I wrote & posted this almost a day ago, but it seems to have disappeared, so allow me to respond to those posts again...


1] TMA, we all admit your expertise in poor writing, which most of your posts prove if the proof is needed for anyone.
2] No need to even attempt writing over my head (which NGH did unsuccessfully). We all know that mine is lower than those of most members here due to actually having a brain & other things in it.
3] TMA, just because you are obsessed with me does not mean I am with you, so I have no desire to read your ex's Fifty Shades-like description of your relationship. (Lack of underlining or anything of the sort in your recommendation proves the first statement I made in this post.)


On to the actually-new (since my last post was written) things...

1] Ambrose, I don't know about you not because you have hidden the information, but because I don't want it. On the contrary, I would never have come here at all if people had not made & continued a thread on me. Secondly, I never said you could have negative friends; I believed what I meant when I wrote it was obvious, but that's because I assumed I was dealing with people who had reasonable levels of intelligence. (This also explains to you & all others why you think my grammar & the like are garbage, but you each find each other's posts "understandable".) Also, I have no problem dealing with the majority of people on Literotica & similar sites, just a few on each (which explains why they found themselves unable to discuss me negatively there anymore, & joined the low quantity of people with a low IQ who do so here). Also, I never "admitted to eating shit" through anything.

2] One more thing, TMA: No need for that many parentheses in a row (in what is obviously a run-on sentence, or perhaps several of them). It appears the [proper use of brackets is another thing you lack intelligence in.

3] Yog, I am not denying the size of my head. However, while we both agree my head is larger than some, it also has the brain & other things in it, a fact which is undeniable & needn't be discussed for any reason. If we wished to discuss the contents of other members' heads, we would in many cases find ourselves with literally nothing to talk about.

4] Rager, I never said in any way, shape, or form that my head was up my backside... Yet again, someone fails to understand my post, which will no doubt be followed by someone claiming that the mistake was made due to some trait/fault with me, & not the majority of members here (you all have the same thing, which is actually a lack of something else, so you needn't be ashamed to admit it).

5] Chug, my head looks the same way (much like the pic) a lot. What I denied was the hyphenated term you used to describe it.

6] Mr. X, that would make sense if it were the case. However, I've believed myself a high-quality writer for quite some time, & it is only more obvious when I read many of the writings posted here.

7] Again for Ambrose, I use commas correctly not always, but more often, than you correctly use most punctuation, most letters, & a high number of words. Also, I have never had a problem misunderstanding irony, such as the irony of you saying I proved you correct, which is itself an incorrect statement, therefore proving that doing what you claimed I did is a nigh-near-impossible thing.

You don't use commas correct. Also you're proving me right even more. Like literally, this is exactly what I said would happen. Are you this retarded?

Adding commas, run on sentences, and being a pot calling the kettle black to the list of things you don't understand. I also don't get why you think I have an obsession with you. In this post you brought me up 5 times.
 
Secondly, I never said ou could have negative friends;
Hmm... let's go back two pages:
Also, you have no friends that would count if the people counting only used positive numbers.
You said people could only use positive numbers. This implies that negative friends must exist. Proving me right again.

Also you said that everyone on this site has a lower level of intelligence than the average, and you've said this directly too me before. So you contradicted yourself, you know, just like I said you would.

Also you admitted eating shit wasn't necessary like you coming to this site wasn't necessary. Since you claim it was necessary for you to come to this site you also claimed that eating shit was necessary. Also your language was really sloppy in most of your post.

Adding implications of language to things TJ doesn't understand.
 
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3] Yog, I am not denying the size of my head. However, while we both agree my head is larger than some, it also has the brain & other things in it, a fact which is undeniable & needn't be discussed for any reason. If we wished to discuss the contents of other members' heads, we would in many cases find ourselves with literally nothing to talk about.

Congrats, you've gotten a basic anatomy book and know where the brain is generally supposed to be placed.

Are the other things in your enormous head bullshit, and hot air, respectively by volume?
 
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4] Rager, I never said in any way, shape, or form that my head was up my backside... Yet again, someone fails to understand my post, which will no doubt be followed by someone claiming that the mistake was made due to some trait/fault with me, & not the majority of members here (you all have the same thing, which is actually a lack of something else, so you needn't be ashamed to admit it).
Once again :roll:. I just want you to know
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Rager, I never said in any way, shape, or form that my head was up my backside... Yet again, someone fails to understand my post, which will no doubt be followed by someone claiming that the mistake was made due to some trait/fault with me, & not the majority of members here (you all have the same thing, which is actually a lack of something else, so you needn't be ashamed to admit it).
TJ doesn't understand insults. This probably explains why he fails to actually produce effective ones.
 
I actually once did an experiment to see how long it would take TJ to stop mentioning me in my post. I ignored him, didn't post on this thread, didn't post on the Marjan thread (which at the time he was shitting up) and the results were pretty hilarious. It took TJ 3 days to stop mentioning me in his post. He calls me obsessed.

In scientific terms that will go right over TJ's head:
I failed to reject the null hypothesis that "If I leave TJ alone and not mention him, then there will be no change in his posting about me". In fact the data supports a secondary hypothesis that if I stop talking to TJ he'll mention me more. More data will be collected eventually, however the confounding factor at the time was the fact that TJ wasn't only stalking this thread and that he would show up in several other places. From what I know now he's banned from posting in most locations on this site so the confounding factors have been eliminated. I'm currently using the scientific method in a trial for another thing. Currently I can't reject my initial hypothesis.

Also, yes, TJ's actions are so constant that they are predictable.
 
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6] Mr. X, that would make sense if it were the case. However, I've believed myself a high-quality writer for quite some time, & it is only more obvious when I read many of the writings posted here.
So your argument is:
I'm not a bad writer because I'm a good writer.
I know I'm a good writer because when I read my writing I think I'm a good writer and therefore I'm a good writer.

https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/begging-the-question

Saying you're a good writer because you believe you're a good writer is incredibly fallacious.

Adding narcissism to the list of things TJ doesn't understand.
Adding basic Greek myths to the list of things TJ doesn't understand.
 
You know how you can tell someone is a high-quality writer? First thing you check: if they get paid to do it.

To be fair, a lot of literary magazines pay only in copies (you'd be astonished how far up the food chain this practice goes), or therefore, in the case of web-only zines, nothing. So you'd have a hard time telling a pretty good poet from an awful one based on how much they got paid in a year. However, the awful poet is far likelier to pay to be published, to fall for vanity-publishing scams, or if you're an obsessed fanfic freak along the lines of WogglebugLover, to pay voice actors and animators ludicrous sums of money to help you realize your dream. I guess the inverse? corollary? of your statement is that you can tell someone is a low-quality writer if they pay to do it. (Exceptions abound: Walt Whitman self-published; yada yada.)
 
To be fair, a lot of literary magazines pay only in copies (you'd be astonished how far up the food chain this practice goes), or therefore, in the case of web-only zines, nothing. So you'd have a hard time telling a pretty good poet from an awful one based on how much they got paid in a year. However, the awful poet is far likelier to pay to be published, to fall for vanity-publishing scams, or if you're an obsessed fanfic freak along the lines of WogglebugLover, to pay voice actors and animators ludicrous sums of money to help you realize your dream. I guess the inverse? corollary? of your statement is that you can tell someone is a low-quality writer if they pay to do it. (Exceptions abound: Walt Whitman self-published; yada yada.)
I would argue that you can tell a low-quality writer just by how many times a week you can find them huddled in a star bucks with a type-writer and a beat up newsie cap, but if you can find out their pay grade then that's even better.
 
3] TMA, just because you are obsessed with me does not mean I am with you
This flies out the window when you write a gigantic post about TMA, in addition to correcting omitted information days later.

If you want a Cowlick x TMA fapfic where you jerk off over him giving you attention, I'll be happy to oblige. Don't worry, I'd put in plenty of hyphens.
 
This flies out the window when you write a gigantic post about TMA, in addition to correcting omitted information days later.

If you want a Cowlick x TMA fapfic where you jerk off over him giving you attention, I'll be happy to oblige. Don't worry, I'd put in plenty of hyphens.
That sounds hot as fuck. Better mention my abs, and Holden better be in there bitching about how we're rape apes as TJ insults homosexuals.
 
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