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You die a sexhaver, or live long enough to turn into a gooftroop.
Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"
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You die a sexhaver, or live long enough to turn into a gooftroop.
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I'm sure a series of rambling, unintelligible social media posts about having "brain problems" and engaging in drug seeking behavior and being on drugs is going to go over great. Hope his lawyer got paid up front.
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Ativan is more fun to abuse than Xanax IMO. I'm sure Lowtax is going to take it responsibly and as prescribed.
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His daughters with Chinkwife are devout Christians, so he's just saying some purposefully nasty, mean shit about a 14 year old child's religion to upset and hurt her for figuring out his infidelity to Maplewife. No real deeper meaning than that.
So in other words, emotional and verbal abuse like the great, totally non-GOOFTROOP father of the year he is.
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They are Christian because aparently chinkwife went full Born Again. Lowtax said he'd leave when it was bible study time and go to the SA office when it was still there, and the lack of need to escape his own house to avoid the word of god post-divorce factored into his decision to stop leasing office space.
Again, this is what pillhead & mormon chaser Richard Kyanka said, so who knows how much it reflects reality.
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Imagine being so triggered by religion of any kind that you have to cuck out and retreat to a literal, physical safe space, hissing like a vampire, if you see a cross.
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Your honor, my client is dependent on benzodiazepines and opioids for his unstable mood, sleep issues, and powder spine, and so the social media posts featured in the exhibit are merely the product of drug withdrawal related to a prescription change and therefore bear no relevancy to his ability to properly care for his young children.
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Benzo abuse explains his piss poor judgement and posting this stuff in public..
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Plus mixing benzos with boxed wine? Oof. He really wants to kill himself it seems.
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He's screwed. Benzos and boxed wine used to be my combo of choice. It gets you insanely fucked up, and it lasts for hours. If you're looking to completely check out from reality, it's one of the better and cheaper ways to do it. There's no way he's taking one singular 2mg pill a day and is already to the point where dropping his dose caused him the grief he claims it did. The fact his doctor is even giving him 2mgs suggests he's either going to a pill pusher, or he's been on these things long enough for a real doctor to dose him up multiple times.
And good luck getting off benzos. Even if you don't seize out during the initial withdrawal... you feel like shit for months. Benzos fry your brain so badly. It took me a year to get to a point where I wasn't constantly low key wishing I'd get hit by a bus, and years later, I still want a xanax super badly. For someone with no motivation to actually get sober and the complete lack of willpower Lowtax has displayed in the past, it just isn't going to happen.
And good luck getting off benzos. Even if you don't seize out during the initial withdrawal... you feel like shit for months. Benzos fry your brain so badly. It took me a year to get to a point where I wasn't constantly low key wishing I'd get hit by a bus, and years later, I still want a xanax super badly. For someone with no motivation to actually get sober and the complete lack of willpower Lowtax has displayed in the past, it just isn't going to happen.
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i dunno man, uwe boll boxed his lights in pretty hard, i'd go out on a limb here and say he probably does have real brain problems lmao
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It should've been even more blatantly obvious to him when perfectly decent and productive posters get banned because the leadership changes the forum rules every other week. Whoops, sorry there poster #527 but you're eating a 10,000 hour probe because Ozma decided that writing words with the letter E in them is against the rules this month and she didn't feel like telling anybody. I'll still expect royalty checks after you spend the next 5 years getting that great video game project off the ground that I saw you mention your idea for in half a dozen posts in that one thread. Wait, what do you mean I didn't contribute? If you don't give me money I'll call you a nazi to the bunch of hikikomori troons my forum has left who already think that about you anyway!
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No, no, you see he regularly stops taking them to be sure he isn’t addicted. Lowtax certainly couldn’t be addicted to the highly addictive benzos he’s been taking everyday for years. No way! He quits all the time just to prove it to himself. So no worries about that, no sir! Lol.
I found that comment particularly funny. Right up there with his claim of being “allergic to pain meds” so don’t you all worry about him spending all his money on pain pills, he’s allergic! No way he’d be blowing throw all his money and letting his forums sink to total obscurity due to eating opiates and benzos for years in a haze of bitterness and depression. No way!
Literally the only people ive ever heard claim to be allergic to opiates are addicts who think that is the ultimate way to convince ppl they aren’t eating pills like tic-tics. While an allergy to codeine isnt uncommon, allergies to opiates in general is ridiculously rare to the point that some researchers don’t actually think it exists. )
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You couldn't come up with a more stereotypical addict thing to say than that. He can't even look at himself and see how bad he looks saying this shit.
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I guess that's how you're supposed to know how not addicted he is, by all the many times he's quit using. What about normal people who've never tried those drugs? They've quit zero times. That makes them losers compared to big strong Rich.
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He quits taking drugs every time he passes out into a wine and pill coma.
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Well the drug addiction does solve the riddle of how in the world Lowtax could have fucked up SA so unbelievably badly. He had an internet juggernaut in his hands and pissed it away because this is just what addicts do to everything in their control. They can't be arsed to do anything that requires effort or takes them away too much from their precious highs. Lowtax handed off shit to other people, went into a coma and it withered on the vine.
The irony is if Lowtax worked at an office with real human beings the issues would have been obvious to everyone and he might have had to face reality and gone to rehab. SA allowed him to hole up in his house and just stay comfortably numb. No one would really be aware of what's going on with him because he mostly communicates text and email. The easy money stream made him king shit of SA mountain and could do no wrong, until the easy money stopped flowing and he's now e-begging to keep his head in the clouds and troons and broke brain goons in a hugbox.
The irony is if Lowtax worked at an office with real human beings the issues would have been obvious to everyone and he might have had to face reality and gone to rehab. SA allowed him to hole up in his house and just stay comfortably numb. No one would really be aware of what's going on with him because he mostly communicates text and email. The easy money stream made him king shit of SA mountain and could do no wrong, until the easy money stopped flowing and he's now e-begging to keep his head in the clouds and troons and broke brain goons in a hugbox.
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Ralph was the same when he showed off that he didn't drink Maker's Mark for two whole days, then got blackout sloshed immediately after.
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The real irony is that SA had an office for a while, but sadly for Lowtax his office-mate was Shmorky, who was too busy having cybersex with minors (and doing a good job in that aspect of the scenario) to help Lowtax in any meaningful way.